Attack of the Giant Robot

Dragan

So,

you manage to blag yourself a loan of this thing, what do you do?

http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-05/man-machine

Personally, i'd test it's strength on Mary Harney, then just start swinging randomly as i am making the rough assumption that anyone standing close to her is guilty of complete stupidity as well.

AlmightyCushion

I'd start doing the robot.

Will

break it up into tiny lil pieces and hand them back to the creator piece by piece laughing all the while

galwayrush

It's Mary Hearney in the nip, you cruel cruel person.:(

phasers

Paint the house

Hagar

Did he find all the stuff to build that lying around the house?
I'd start checking what's missing out of the Army stores.

stovelid

You would ideally need to find a giant lizard or pterodactyl. Perhaps in the earth's core.

Then let them fight it out on a cliff or in Times Square.

Sean@boards.ie

I'd ask the OP to get more in touch with his spiritual/gay side.

Women love it.

Wibbs

Damn! that lad is one hell of an engineer. Men in sheds FTW.

Dudess

Wow, lots of the awesomest male Boards members have replied to this thread!

Note to self: great guys are interested in robots.

****! My OH isn't...

RonMexico

Go to the local school and ask for John Connor.

Sean@boards.ie

Dudess wrote: »

Wow, lots of the awesomest male Boards members have replied to this thread!

Note to self: great guys are interested in robots.

My shirt stays on.

Has too.

Red Hand

I'd go,

"Sayah Connah?" to everyone I met.

If it's not ED 209 then it's not worth having, really.

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

Wow, lots of the awesomest male Boards members have replied to this thread!

Note to self: great guys are interested in robots.

****! My OH isn't...

Answer 1-Isn't a robot

Answer 2-Isn't a great guy

Answer 3-Isn't an awesome boards member




Vote Answer 1, 2, or 3, first right answer gets a go in the giant robot.

Almightycushion wrote:

I'd start doing the robot.

Careful now, they haven't given the sex of the robot yet (and whether he/she/it is single).

stovelid

That robot is so good, it's almost as good as:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0xmCZQWmk

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote: »

Wow, lots of the awesomest male Boards members have replied to this thread!

Note to self: great guys are interested in robots.

****! My OH isn't...

You should really dump him. What loser isn't interested in big robots.

dr.bollocko

I would kick that robot's ass.
The one comment on the story is priceless.

Oh no! Barbara Streisand has found the Triangle of Zinthar!

Ross_Mahon

I would add a machine gun on its arm, Along with missiles and a flamethrower

Then march down O'Connells Street killing everything i see :rolleyes:

AlmightyCushion

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I would add a machine gun on its arm, Along with missiles and a flamethrower

Then march down O'Connells Street killing everything i see :rolleyes:

Rip out the spire and shove it up Brian Cowen's fat hole while you're there.

stovelid

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Rip out the spire and shove it up Brian Cowen's fat hole while you're there.

I don't think the spire is extensible, unfortunately.

Dudess

:eek:

You could out-bitch any queen!

stovelid

Dudess wrote: »

:eek:

You could out-bitch any queen!

Moi?

Sharpshooter

Wait till SDooM sees that.:eek:

Capt'n Midnight

Yoshimi will save me.

BeerWolf

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I would add a machine gun on its arm, Along with missiles and a flamethrower

Then march down O'Connells Street killing everything i see :rolleyes:

No, please don't - I walk through there everyday, you'd get me too

Zillah

If this isn't bullshit why is there only one photo and no videos? I hope it's true but would you spend four years building an 18 foot mechanised body suit and then upload a single picture to the web?

AlmightyCushion

Zillah wrote: »

If this isn't bullshit why is there only one photo and no videos? I hope it's true but would you spend four years building an 18 foot mechanised body suit and then upload a single picture to the web?

No I'd head straight for Earth's capital and take my rightful place as leader.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dudess wrote: »

Wow, lots of the awesomest male Boards members have replied to this thread!

Note to self: great guys are interested in robots.

Yeah, phasers is a legend.

oppenheimer1

galwayrush wrote: »

It's Mary Hearney in the nip, you cruel cruel person.:(

What is everyones problem with Mary Harney??? All this Mary Harney bashing isn't funny but tedious. Its as bad as "Yore Ma" tbh. Shes one politician trying to reform a broken system and all pepole can do is comment on her appearance... for shame

Capt'n Midnight

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

all pepole can do is comment on her appearance... for shame

yes it is a shame



her appearance

oppenheimer1

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

yes it is a shame



her appearance

Hardy-har-har

Seriously though, shes a good politician trying her best to take on the unions and vested interests within the health system that are making reform next to impossible to achieve... And all people here can do is comment on her appearance. People, well the vast majority, wouldn't say the things they say about her to an overweight girl. She shouldn't be any different and deserves the respect that should be given to any human being, what ever they look like.

Zillah

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

No I'd head straight for Earth's capital and take my rightful place as leader.

Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president!

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Hardy-har-har

Seriously though, shes a good politician trying her best to take on the unions and vested interests within the health system that are making reform next to impossible to achieve... And all people here can do is comment on her appearance. People, well the vast majority, wouldn't say the things they say about her to an overweight girl. She shouldn't be any different and deserves the respect that should be given to any human being, what ever they look like.

Mary, is that you? Did you take a few moments between icecream-corner and pancake-party to sign up to boards?

Overheal

**** that tinker toy: look what the japs have been building in broad daylight!

http://technabob.com/blog/2009/05/22/gundam-statue-tokyo/

johnny_knoxvile

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

What is everyones problem with Mary Harney??? All this Mary Harney bashing isn't funny but tedious. Its as bad as "Yore Ma" tbh. Shes one politician trying to reform a broken system and all pepole can do is comment on her appearance... for shame

Mary Harney also known as the T-900 Harminator would destroy that robot with a kick to the Metal Mickey, place its 18 foot lifeless mechanical corpse on a baggette, garnish with chuttney, e-voting machines and tomatoes
and consume.

Transformers 3 Rise of the Health Minister.

AnonoBoy

I'd visit MCD head office, y'know, just to say 'hi'.

Genghiz Cohen

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