Titles for a photo

Orla K

The only catch is it has to be a song title



Alright it's in the pre-edit stage but it's to make people laugh. I need titles quick, ie next 15-20minutes. Then I have to leave but I might be able to get on the internet when I'm there but I'm not going to count on it.

I'm posting it here because I need quick answers and to get funny titles, thanks.

javaboy

I kissed a guy and I liked it?

KeyLimePie

I must say.....it's a pretty unispiring photo.

PirateShampoo

"Gay Bar" by Electic 6

galwayrush

In Through The Out Door, Led Zeppelin, well, it does look kinda ghey.:D

easyeason3

Gimme all your lovin'

and all your hugs & kisses too

cherryghost

Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Abi

It's not an easy one. The whole thing looks very ghey, and the guy in the front looks like he was just caught pants down. So who are you trying to stitch up OP?

Saibh

Jealous Guy

TheZohanS

Rocky took a lover- Bell X1

Ruu_Old

Threesome at the Blue Oyster.

Biggins

"Is that your zoom lens sticking out or are you just glad to see me!"

Abi

R. Kelly "Trapped in the closet"

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some **** is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"****,Think,****, think,****, quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this dark ass closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the **** is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

magenta73

man, I love you, no (hic) man I mean it, I really fcuking love ya,

magenta73

sorry only saw now that it has to be a song title, how about "gimme all your lovin, all your smokes and money too!" zztop with words added:D

Doodoo

Sealed with a Kiss by Jason Donovan? and no i'm not a fan.

Sharpshooter

Shania Twain:"That Don't Impress Me Much"
:pac:

Abi

Doodoo wrote: »

Sealed with a Kiss by Jason Donovan? and no i'm not a fan.

Shuuut uuuup! you are soooo the guy on the left!

seanybiker

rodney carrington - darling Im so horny

I'm coming out so you better get this party started

stepbar

"Who the fook is that bitch over there?"

SV

stepbar wrote: »

"Who the fook is that bitch over there?"

that's the name of a song?!

Sharpshooter

fatherNoise wrote: »

I'v studied quite a bit of black and Negro League literature (Full pHD), and that is a piece quite acclaimed. In so you trying to be intelligent have come off not quite so.


Bring the Noise

Did you specifically register to tell Abigayle that nugget of info?
:rolleyes:

SV

fatherNoise wrote: »

I'v studied quite a bit of black and Negro League literature (Full pHD), and that is a piece quite acclaimed. In so you trying to be intelligent have come off not quite so.

how was she trying to be intelligent?
I guess I missed your entire point though I don't think you made one.

Doodoo

Abigayle wrote: »

Shuuut uuuup! you are soooo the guy on the left!

i was drunk and the place was badly lit - it could've happened to anyone!:D

Sharpshooter

fatherNoise wrote: »

I'm assuming here the word 'nugget' is in some reference to my sexual orientation, well yes actually I am a practicing homosexual - but no, I did not come here to discuss it, merely to share knowledge.

Or troll.

stepbar

SV wrote: »

that's the name of a song?!

ha, what, who?

SV

fatherNoise wrote: »

I'm assuming here the word 'nugget' is in some reference to my sexual orientation, well yes actually I am a practicing homosexual - but no, I did not come here to discuss it, merely to share knowledge.

might as well leave now so.

stepbar wrote: »

ha, what, who?

read the first post :P

Biggins

fatherNoise wrote: »

I'm assuming here the word 'nugget' is in some reference to my sexual orientation, well yes actually I am a practising homosexual - but no, I did not come here to discuss it, merely to share knowledge.

No disrespect to your sexual persuasion, but what the heck are you on about? What knowledge?

Sharpshooter

Don't feed him Biggins, I've reported him for trolling.:pac:

biko

"I don't want to be on the internet" by The Guy In The Photo

dr.bollocko

Fr. Noise banned btw. Lest anyone was wondering.

Sharpshooter

That's not a song title.:pac:
He's Banned on the Run.
That is I think?

Abi

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Fr. Noise banned btw. Lest anyone was wondering.

Twas a given, Dr