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The last thing you need!

  • 03-06-2009 11:52am
    #1
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭


    You know when people say "The last thing I need is..."?
    Well, what is the last thing you need?


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  • #2
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Another bill/my car to break down


  • #3
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    When your in a hurry and discover the shirt you were about to put on just before going out has a crease or stain on it ....the last thing i need


  • #4
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Another ivory back scratcher.


  • #5
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    A coffin! That will be the last thing I will need!


  • #6
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Latchy wrote: »
    When your in a hurry and discover the shirt you were about to put on just before going out has a crease or stain on it ....the last thing i need

    After the long weekend of beering it and not doing any washing I found it hard to find some clean clothes for work yesterday morning!


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Insurgent wrote: »
    After the long weekend of beering it and not doing any washing I found it hard to find some clean clothes for work yesterday morning!
    Having a new unopened shirt is handy for such emergencys .I was wearning shorts all over the weekeed so no beer stains on pants . ;)


  • #8
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Ooh Ive a better one.

    Youre running late for an important interview, the bus has just passed you by, as you were running for said bus you break a heel, you whip out your phone to inform the interviewer that you will be late..and your battery dies. The last thing you need on that day is a shot gun


  • #9
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    A hole in the head.


  • #10
    dontcallmecrazy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭dontcallmecrazy


    the clap


  • #11
    az2wp0sye65487
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Another bill/my car to break down

    Nobody needs that..
    Latchy wrote: »
    When your in a hurry and discover the shirt you were about to put on just before going out has a crease or stain on it ....the last thing i need

    Or that..
    Biggins wrote: »
    You know when people say "The last thing I need is..."?
    Well, what is the last thing you need?

    I've given this a lot* of deep thought**, and surely the last thing you need it still going to be something you need. So, having a stain on your shirt, or your car breaking down; that's something you don't need at all, not the last thing you need.

    If I'm heading out for a few beers, I'll think to myself: "I've got my fone & wallet in my pocket, is there anything else i need?.........Keys to get back in later!" So in that instance keys are the last thing I need.....







    *10 seconds or so
    **Mulled it over while having a bite of my sammich & a slurp of tea


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  • #12
    annie.t
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭annie.t


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Another bill/my car to break down

    Im the same...


  • #13
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    at this moment? a kick in the bollix wouldnt go down too well :(


  • #14
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    annie.t wrote: »
    Im the same...

    And I get to play the waiting game to see if I get my test first or my license will expire.


  • #15
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    A coffin! That will be the last thing I will need!

    The headstone usually comes last actually or the urn depending on your religion.


  • #16
    magenta73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭magenta73


    myself, the husband and kids are going on holiday in 2 weeks, haven't been away in years and it's a much deserved holiday, for all of us, but my husband is due to have major surgery on his spine in july, so the last thing I need is for them to bring the surgery closer!


  • #17
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    aids.


  • #18
    bonerjams03
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭bonerjams03


    Kylee Unkempt Tutorial wrote: »
    Nobody needs that..



    Or that..


    I've given this a lot* of deep thought**, and surely the last thing you need it still going to be something you need. So, having a stain on your shirt, or your car breaking down; that's something you don't need at all, not the last thing you need.

    If I'm heading out for a few beers, I'll think to myself: "I've got my fone & wallet in my pocket, is there anything else i need?.........Keys to get back in later!" So in that instance keys are the last thing I need.....


    Yeah, we know, its just a saying. It could be the one thing you actually do need in a particular situation, breaking or something, such as the phone.

    If you've no money, of course you don't need a bill.... But its just what ya say.


  • #19
    Dubh Geannain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    aids.

    Helpers? Who wouldn't need them :D


  • #20
    Dubh Geannain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    Actually, I need your clothes, your boots and the last thing I need is your motorcycle.


  • #21
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    The headstone usually comes last actually


    Bah! Headstones are a luxury item, and don't qualify as a need.


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  • #22
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    a second chance


  • #23
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    The photocopier exploding on me


  • #24
    Porkpie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    A wasp flying near my head. Thanks for making me look silly, you ba5tard!


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