Teh interweb scares me

Blitzkrieger

I just read a horrifying article on manscaping. :eek:

Cleary the reporter is no Brother. While the waxer suggests that waxing things can make them look bigger, the reporter elects to have his belly waxed. A proper beer belly needs time and attention - not cheap cosmetic tricks.

The idea of a back, sack and crack also makes me cringe. Apart from the idea of striping down so another man can apply wax to my nuts, the though of waxing something so stretchy scares me. I always imagine a Wile E. Coyote type situation with the waxer being out the door and half-way down the hall before the strip parts company with my coin purse and I end up losing an eye.

Tom Dunne

Horrific stuff.

I won't be having my customary hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning.

In other news, I am going to the barber today (approaching the longest day of the year, and all that). I am going to issue one instruction - "A number three please".

Nothing more, nothing less. It will take all of 10 minutes and I will exchange pleasantries, possibly a tip depending on how much her boobs are showing (yes, it's a female barber. From Lithuania, she tells me) and walk out a happy man.

That's how it should be. No 'scaping of anything, no strips of anything, no man handling my man bits.

I don't feel well.

Slow Motion

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Horrific stuff.

I won't be having my customary hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning.

In other news, I am going to the barber today (approaching the longest day of the year, and all that). I am going to issue one instruction - "A number three please".
Nothing more, nothing less. It will take all of 10 minutes and I will exchange pleasantries, possibly a tip depending on how much her boobs are showing (yes, it's a female barber. From Lithuania, she tells me) and walk out a happy man.

That's how it should be. No 'scaping of anything, no strips of anything, no man handling my man bits.

I don't feel well.

Damn hippie! You'll be protesting against shell and ordering Vegan mulch sammiches next! Number one or two (Max) FTW!

trout

Slow Motion wrote: »

Damn hippie! You'll be protesting against shell and ordering Vegan mulch sammiches next! Number one or two (Max) FTW!

Yes indeed. What he said. Harumph! Harumph!

trout

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

I just read a horrifying article on manscaping. :eek:

And how, pray tell, did you come to be reading this tripe ? Has yore PC been infected with some kind of malware ?

Blitzkrieger

I'm a bit of a risk-taker. The Times' "Men" section can be a minefield of metrosexual tripe or there can be some good stuff in there too.

admiralofthefleet

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Horrific stuff.

I won't be having my customary hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning.

In other news, I am going to the barber today (approaching the longest day of the year, and all that). I am going to issue one instruction - "A number three please".

Nothing more, nothing less. It will take all of 10 minutes and I will exchange pleasantries, possibly a tip depending on how much her boobs are showing (yes, it's a female barber. From Lithuania, she tells me) and walk out a happy man.

That's how it should be. No 'scaping of anything, no strips of anything, no man handling my man bits.

I don't feel well.

must be a slow barber:p

Gaspode

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

must be a slow barber:p

Includes waiting time I suspect.

trout

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

must be a slow barber:p

Gaspode wrote: »

Includes waiting time I suspect.

So, lads, do you often go to Lithuanian lady-barbers then ? Do you ? Do you really ?

The_M

Tom Dunne wrote: »

depending on how much her boobs are showing (yes, it's a female barber. From Lithuania, she tells me)

I might start!