phrases or sayings you like

lebron james

It is better to remain quiet and let people think you a fool, than to open ones mouth and take remove doubt" Mark Twain
I love that one man.

partyatmygaff

One of my personal favourites

"Alri bud, whuzz da craic?"

or another favourite of mine

"Scatter lads, the scum are comin"

we'llallhavetea_old

shakin like a ****tin dog

he's no show pony, but he'll do for a ride round the house

RadioGaGa

"hit the bricks"

we'llallhavetea_old

built like a brick sh!thouse

anniehoo

"Everytime i feel like exercise i lie down until the feeling passes"
-Oscar Wilde

AlmightyCushion

It's not gonna suck itself.

we'llallhavetea_old

more cushion for the pushin

partyatmygaff

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It's not gonna suck itself.

I presume you say that to your dog?


(Pun most certainly intended)

Gummy Panda

Don't trust whitey

we'llallhavetea_old

salad dodger

lebron james

Has anyone got some from the famous writers of the last hundred years?

Sharpshooter

I can resist everthing but temptation.:pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends It gives a lovely light!

Dumb

In times of doubt one must walk away, instead of staying to face the Cattle coming home

we'llallhavetea_old

you don't know what you're worth.
it isn't much

Sharpshooter

Dumb wrote: »

In times of doubt one must walk away, instead of staying to face the Cattle coming home

You say it best, when you say nothing at all.

Dumb

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

you don't know what you're worth.
it isn't much

Ah for God sake. Sure didn't you just tell me. I heard that alright. A good one

civildefence

"he's a neck like a jockey's bollix"
"Jaysus Christ Tonight"
"Holy Mother of Divine Jesus Christ Almighty on the Cross...Tonight"

and one for anyone whose mother is from inner city Dublin...

"Don't be carryin on Barbarous yuze pay-er"

seanybiker

groucho marx had some load of good ones.

Snowie

Your about as much help as a kick in the balls....

themont85

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

Davexirl

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune!!!

Blazer

I left her face like a painter's radio.


* Podge and Rodge

Rebelheart

'And now the Irish are ashamed
to see themselves in one year tamed'

- Andrew Marvell
'An Horatian Ode Upon Cromwell’s Return From Ireland' (1650)

Rented Mule

If it was up your ass you'd know.

ozzirt

"She had more kinks than a sugar bag full of wet spaghetti" I always wanted to meet a girl like that,... Sighhhhh.....

"He had more moves than a steam driven stopwatch"

"It was flatter than a sh!t carter's hat"*.

*In reference to the days when dunny pans were collected by the dunnycan man who usually carried them on his hat

shenanigans1982

It's better than a kick in the boll*x.

It's better to be an hour early than a minute late.

Rented Mule

He's busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking competition.

shenanigans1982

Rented Mule wrote: »

He's busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking competition.

Old Smackdown games?

ozzirt

Busier'n a one armed Irish fiddler, with a dose of the crabs.

Ishmael

"**** or get off the pot" is a recent favourite of mine

johnny_knoxvile

I only have two things to offer... Lolly-pops and ass whoopin'. And im all out of lolly-pops!

Milky Joe

Jesus Christ on a bike!

or

He has a face like a smacked arse

johnny_knoxvile

Shes like a jigsaw... In pieces!

Saibh

Self praise gets no praise

stovelid

Anything with Geebag in it.

You think you're the cheese, and you're not even the wrapper.

I used to like Your Ma, or Your Ma's Your Da, the way that the Northies say it, but it's dead for me since I started reading AH.

I like the old one for hunger too: I'd eat a horse between two bread-vans.

deisedude

The tide wouldnt even take her out

IvyTheTerrible

"I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day, tomorrow's not looking good either..."

Indie18

"Overactus" said Hermione.
Think it was Frankie Boyle or one of them off mock the week.

Lorrs33

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

WoollyRedHat

“As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment.” John Steinbeck

I have nothing to declare but my genius- Oscar Wilde at customs if I remember correct. That was a fun day.

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WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I have nothing to declare but my genius- Oscar Wilde at customs if I remember correct. That was a fun day.

"There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself.


...


I wish I hadn't said that."

battser

"Face like a painters radio"
"DURTYYYY"
"How's yer gee for a gallop"
"Id crawl ten miles in her shadow just to drink her piss" my fav!

RonMexico

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

- Hunter S. Thompson

chin_grin

"What did your last maid die of?"

RonMexico

She has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Slow Motion

Speak gently, thread softly, but carry a big stick!
Teddy Roosevelt


Lies, damn lies, and statistics!
Winston Churchill




*I am open to correction on both of those.

If you torture the data long enough eventually it will confess to something!

chin_grin

"As soon as the idea was introduced that all men were equal before God, that world was bound to collapse. "

Adolf Hitler

pmg58

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin.

If it tastes like trout, get the **** out!

CUCINA

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire"

"Cast ne'er a clout till May is out"