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Not tonight Peig!

  • 29-05-2009 11:01pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭


    I know I'm going to sound extremely old and weird but, I find what I'm about to reveal very disturbing and needed to find out if anyone else has experienced such a scarring vision......

    Last night I had a very "exciting" dream about Peig Sayers which involved a lot of sexy poor situations.....approaching Peig from behind as she pulls spuds from the earth.....using the half a lemon Peig was saving for a sweet cake for christmas as contraception.....the sweet murmerings of Peig's wrinkly, 60 year old lips whispering suggestive Gaeilge into my left cluas. Just some of the cleaner things that cursed my dreams last night!

    What I want to know is, has anyone else had a similar scarring dream about that Peig oulone from school or should I seek psychological assistance and put down the gun immediately?

    :pac:<One too many sherries I have had!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    God Bless me Father...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    the woman from an blascoid mor?

    you are a sick sick individual my friend:O


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    using the half a lemon Peig was saving for a sweet cake for christmas as contraception.....!

    Now this i need more detail on :D


    Even my dreams are boring...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I really need to start tripping just before bedtime again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    She was a hooker at some stage wasn't she?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    The most disturbing sexual dream I ever had was that I was in a post-coital spooning position with Kermit the Frog. Except he was dressed as a penguin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Great thread title.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Quazzie wrote: »
    I really need to start tripping just before bedtime again.

    I think thats the only way we will be able to make heads or tails of this place most times tbh.

    Although my wierdest sex dream was with a young one(not Snyper young) in the extremely small toilet in my neighbours house with the all neighbours watching.

    How we all squeezed into that toilet was beyond me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    What about Peigs very best friend Cait-Jim.....she/he was a tranny, wasnt he....i mean she?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    I know I'm going to sound extremely old and weird but, I find what I'm about to reveal very disturbing and needed to find out if anyone else has experienced such a scarring vision......

    Last night I had a very "exciting" dream about Peig Sayers which involved a lot of sexy poor situations.....approaching Peig from behind as she pulls spuds from the earth.....using the half a lemon Peig was saving for a sweet cake for christmas as contraception.....the sweet murmerings of Peig's wrinkly, 60 year old lips whispering suggestive Gaeilge into my left cluas. Just some of the cleaner things that cursed my dreams last night!

    What I want to know is, has anyone else had a similar scarring dream about that Peig oulone from school or should I seek psychological assistance and put down the gun immediately?

    :pac:<One too many sherries I have had!

    Any sign of Maidhc Dainín?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    Peig....calin dana....:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    this is it ladies and gentlemen, the end of Web 2.0

    This thread has created something new.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    41ZATFWH3GL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

    I can understand OP. She may look rusty but I'd say a bit of oil on her and she's a brand new machine.


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