Inane things that men enjoy way more than women

JangoFett

Me and the lads were discussing this at length and I was just wondering what everyone else thinks

Some examples are:

Wire cutters - Snips
Duct Tape
Listening to Albums in full
Making silly lists
Farting loudly, seriously, I laugh myself to sleep in bed sometimes with the farts
Garden sheds
*insert yore ma and wankin joke here*

And so on...

galwayrush

It ain't inane if us men enjoy it.;)

Having said that, you sure picked some inane examples.:D

Overheal

Thats the first time I've ever heard Wire Cutters and Duct Tape referred to as sources of enjoyment...



I...I don't even wanna know. Alright.

My name is URL

TV remote

Mrs JackDaniels

World of War Craft

biko

Buying tools
Discussing how mechanical things work
Taking things apart to see how they work

RHunce

throwing a rugby ball/kicking a soccer ball/hitting a sliotar to each other for hours on end without saying a word to each other. i love it

Steoob

This is totally pointless. Its like... 'lets name the differences between men and women'.

1. Men have penises...

and so on...

markok84

Magnus wrote: »

Taking things apart to see how they work

and not being able to put them back together.

galwayrush

markok84 wrote: »

and not being able to put them back together.

Maybe that's what the wire cutters and duck tape is for.;)

JangoFett

It's not naming differences, not that basic.
But sometimes I enjoying duct taping things and using snips and not one single girls understands, but all my male friends totally get it

Rowley Birkin QC

Hi-definition TV.
Leaning on gates.

Lexus1976

Listening to Albums in full
Making silly lists

The above 2 are examples of what women enjoy doing.

What the hell is this thread about?

JangoFett

Nah, women make lists of things they need to do or are important, men make lists about stupid things...like a list of stupid things you enjoy

O'Coonassa

JangoFett wrote: »

Making silly lists

Lists are definitely oestrogen based IMO

kiffer

dumpster diving. Going through a skip full of junk in the hopes of finding something cool.

I'm still annoyed I didn't get those lenses out of those projectors...

5318008!

Listening to albums in full isn't a trait associated with men or women.

It's a trait of someone who has no musical taste.

Also men enjoy sex more than women as is obvious from lilly allens new-ish song.

....oh and i vote fianna fail.

JangoFett

Ok, I guess I got that one wrong, but that's what we're doing here!

Mowing the lawn, I find men take a lot of secret pride in mowing the lawn right

Censorsh!t

I'm a girl and find farting funny.

What I have noticed my guy friends to love, is talk for hours on end about music, and it drives me insaaaaane because I like different music to them. And even if i did like that type of music, I really doubt I could talk for hours about it.

delllat

blowjobs

dulpit

Guys download every possible tv show available, same goes for music... Even if the chances of watching/listening to these is 0...

towel401

driving cars

galwayrush

towel401 wrote: »

driving cars

Parking cars......................:pac:

sidneykidney

galwayrush wrote: »

Parking cars......................:pac:

Its not that we enjoy it more,its just that we can do it properly......:pac:

A Primal Nut

JangoFett wrote: »

Ok, I guess I got that one wrong, but that's what we're doing here!

Mowing the lawn, I find men take a lot of secret pride in mowing the lawn right

I hate mowing the lawn!

There are two main things I can think off.

1) Give a guy a list of rankings in anything and they will damn sure try to be no.1 or at least do anything to increase their ranking even if nobody else cares; playing video games, picking up women, drinking the most beer. I don't literally a list of ranking in some cases just the rankings they make in their heads. Men want to be the best at everything whereas women are happy enough taking part.

2) Incredible, complete detail about irrelevant stuff. For example soccer stats, i think this is more with younger boys knowing or compiling lists of useless stuff,

blinding

Football and I am a big football fan but if you stand back and think about it it is just a group of men chasing around after a bag of wind.

xOxSinéadxOx

farts ARE funny no matter what. If you don't think farts are funny you don't have a sense of humour

Mrs JackDaniels

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

farts ARE funny no matter what. If you don't think farts are funny you don't have a sense of humour

eh no

Sir Gallagher

Farts are gas.

cnocbui

markok84 wrote: »

and not being able to put them back together.

Speak for yourself.

JangoFett: Nah, women make lists of things they need to do or are important, men make lists about stupid things...like a list of stupid things you enjoy

Wrong. Women make lists of things for men to do.

Hi-Fi audio - Women do not get the point and are not remotely interested.

Pyr0

Poking a fire with a pointy stick is quite fun.

Sir Gallagher

Fantasy Football.

ejmaztec

Seeing how high we can piss up the toilet wall.

wylo

changing words to sound weird to make up our own new words , I dont really hear women do it unless they start copying the blokes new words.

putting on pointless accents in mid conversation

shaking our legs anywhere and everywhere if we start getting bored especially.

biting our nails, I love it and it keeps them short

picking our nose and when only blokes around, commenting on picking nose to make it seem like we dont care that were picking it, when the truth is were sussing out is it normal.

****, im convinced women dont masturbate as much as men

a good un-subtle stare at a decent looking bird, and most especially getting irritated if theres not another friend with you to appreciate the bird.

Aodan83

Pyr0 wrote: »

Poking a fire with a pointy stick is quite fun.

Pretty much any activity that is fire based is fun.
Also, watching sports, with absolutely no previous knowledge of that sport. And Poker.

Seaneh

5318008! wrote: »

Also men enjoy sex more than women a.

Not true, think about it. You scratch your ear, which feels better, your finger or your ear?
Women have way more nerve endings down there and as such feel a lot more than we do.

They have the much better deal.

Sir Gallagher

Seaneh wrote: »

Not true, think about it. You scratch your ear, which feels better, your finger or your ear?
Women have way more nerve endings down there and as such feel a lot more than we do.

They have the much better deal.

Very true, of course they get more out of it than us, why else would they be yelping like a knackers dog.

Blitzkrieger

This reminds me of the "explain it to an alien concept". The basic idea is to try and explain something to an alien who has never visited earth before and has no pre-conceptions. If it sounds silly, you probably shouldn't do it.

Soccer for instance.

Me : I spent 90 minutes chasing a leather spheroid around a plastic pitch with 9 other guys.
Alien : Why?
Me : For fitness, fun and to try to beat the other team.
Alien : What did you get for beating the other team.
Me : Well, nothing really.
Alien : So what did you accomplish?
Me : Well I improved my fitness.
Alien : Which you only need to play soccer?
Me : Erm, yeah.
Alien : Why didn't you pick it up and run with it?
Me : That's against the rules. You have to be skillfull with your feet to play well.
Alien : And this dexterity is useful for other areas of your life?
Me : Erm, no. But if you're really, really good you can get paid millions to play.
Alien : Why?
Me : Because millions and millions of people will pay to watch you kick a leather spheroid around better than other people can.


What I've really learned from the 'explain to an alien' exercise is to not worry too much about whether what I'm doing is inane or not, as long as I'm enjoying myself.

And yes, I am a bit bored today…….

galwayrush

Seaneh wrote: »

Not true, think about it. You scratch your ear, which feels better, your finger or your ear?
Women have way more nerve endings down there and as such feel a lot more than we do.

They have the much better deal.

Unless they live in some backwater that practices FGM:rolleyes:

OldGoat

SingleTasking. Nothing better then doing one thing at a time. Multitasking is a mugs game.

5318008!

Seaneh wrote: »

Not true, think about it. You scratch your ear, which feels better, your finger or your ear?
Women have way more nerve endings down there and as such feel a lot more than we do.

They have the much better deal.

First of all that was a joke, but seeing as you made it personal i'm gonna defend the home team on this one.

It's not about nerve endings. It's about the endorphin release in your brain. It's the pleasue you feel while having sex and not the actuall feeling itself that matters.

Why are most women dissappointed with their first time?
Why do women say that sex isn't good with so and so when sex is always good for men?
Why do women masturbate nowhere near as much as men?
Why is it that only men seem to feel so good after sex that we just drift off to sleep?

.

Luisella

Vaginas.

jaybee747

I can think of a few i like doing,some already mentioned though.

HD-tv, Oh yeah!
Watching discovery
Sorting out the weekly shop into the presses, (she just throws the shopping in arseways).
Cars, thats watching,reading,drooling over cars,anything to do with them.
Getting the Lidl/Aldi mag to see what power tools are there,then buying stuff you don't need, (last purchase,spot welder,don't know what its for BUT you never know)
Sorting stuff in the shed,Everything has its place ladies.


I'm sure theres lots more,i'll think later,tired now from all my manly chores today.

banquo

Is it just me or are women hopeless at giving instructions? This is a constant source of frustration with the girlfriend.

Her: Put it there.
Me: Where?
Her: They're biscuits.
Me: I know, but where do they go?
Her: Well, this press is full...
Me: (still holding biscuits) There are several presses...

Hagar

Sitting in a pub with a pint and a paper and minding your own business.
Reading catalogues from electronic stores.
Watching the match, any match, any sport, any time.
Walking the dog.
Putting on a pair of shoes without having to think about it too much.
Not having to listen to wimmin.

ZzubZzub

I quite like all the things mentioned. Apart from pissing on the walls!

Alot of girls **** alot more than they make out, from what I've learnt in my circle of friends! Some don't at all though which I find very weird. Though, my boyfriend is in another country so maybe what I'm doing isn't an average amount! hmmm... :pac:

Tar.Aldarion

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

This reminds me of the "explain it to an alien concept". The basic idea is to try and explain something to an alien who has never visited earth before and has no pre-conceptions. If it sounds silly, you probably shouldn't do it.

Soccer for instance.

Me : I spent 90 minutes chasing a leather spheroid around a plastic pitch with 9 other guys.
Alien : Why?
Me : For fitness, fun and to try to beat the other team.
Alien : What did you get for beating the other team.
Me : Well, nothing really.
Alien : So what did you accomplish?
Me : Well I improved my fitness.
Alien : Which you only need to play soccer?
Me : Erm, yeah.
Alien : Why didn't you pick it up and run with it?
Me : That's against the rules. You have to be skillfull with your feet to play well.
Alien : And this dexterity is useful for other areas of your life?
Me : Erm, no. But if you're really, really good you can get paid millions to play.
Alien : Why?
Me : Because millions and millions of people will pay to watch you kick a leather spheroid around better than other people can.


What I've really learned from the 'explain to an alien' exercise is to not worry too much about whether what I'm doing is inane or not, as long as I'm enjoying myself.

And yes, I am a bit bored today…….

Instead you should have learned football is boring to watch.

Fromvert

JangoFett wrote: »

Ok, I guess I got that one wrong, but that's what we're doing here!

Mowing the lawn, I find men take a lot of secret pride in mowing the lawn right

A Primal Nut wrote: »

I hate mowing the lawn!

There are two main things I can think off.

1) Give a guy a list of rankings in anything and they will damn sure try to be no.1 or at least do anything to increase their ranking even if nobody else cares; playing video games, picking up women, drinking the most beer. I don't literally a list of ranking in some cases just the rankings they make in their heads. Men want to be the best at everything whereas women are happy enough taking part.

2) Incredible, complete detail about irrelevant stuff. For example soccer stats, i think this is more with younger boys knowing or compiling lists of useless stuff,

Since when do people mow the lawn, I cut the grass.

phasers

Claiming that women don't like things because they totally know all women


Also: Farts are disgusting, but Terrence and Phillip are hilarious. Go figure.

Craigsy

markok84 wrote: »

and not being able to put them back together.

and being 100% positive it wasnt our fault its broken now

Nervous Wreck

Quoting from movies
Jumping onto/over things

Censorsh!t wrote: »

I'm a girl and find farting funny.

Marry me?