Cock

Tom Dunne

...willy, knob, John Thomas, langer, Defender of the Realm.

This is but a small sample of the multitude of names us men call our manhood.

But why? Why do we do it?

Conventional wisdom suggests it is because we don't want a stranger making 95% of our decisions. We would rather be on first name terms with the entity that ultimately determines our fate, or gets us laid. Same difference, really.

So, I ask the assembled masses, why is it so? Why must we insist on naming the very essence of our being?

And more's to the point, what do you call yours?

feylya

No Comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

star-pants

I don't call mine anything ... probably as I don't have one :P

Tom Dunne

feylya wrote: »

No Comment

Ok, so you see where I got the inspiration for this thread.

Nerin

Mr Pointy*...


*joke may only be apparent to Buffy fans

Zaph

star-pants wrote: »

I don't call mine anything ... probably as I don't have one :P

You can just sit back now and wait for the offers to roll in

Nevyn

Mens health

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S&S

I can't make up my mind I am going to have a coffee and think about it.

Name are fun, they are written on the labels of the jars which I keep under my bed really how else could I remember which one is which with out taking them out.

Reg'stoy

Come on, would you wanna shake hands with a Norman.

Tom Dunne

star-pants wrote: »

I don't call mine anything ... probably as I don't have one :P

Would you like one?

Tirabaralla

Mickey?

(i don't have one either, but I know someone who uses this name...cute enough :P)

Nevyn

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3254328

Chorus:
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey...

Hey Mickey
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Mickey

Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Hey Mickey
Now when you take me by the... who's... ever gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Mickey

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man
Oh please baby, please don't leave me in this jam Mickey

Refrain1:
Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Tom Dunne

Oh noes.

I've just remembered this. :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt2iJ9z9n8

Tirabaralla

Thaedydal wrote: »

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3254328

Chorus:
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey...

Hey Mickey
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Mickey

Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Hey Mickey
Now when you take me by the... who's... ever gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Mickey

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man
Oh please baby, please don't leave me in this jam Mickey

Refrain1:
Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Love this song...lol

(dont get me started with the italian names for it, btw ^_^)

Tom Dunne

Tirabaralla wrote: »

(dont get me started with the italian names for it, btw ^_^)

Oh please do.

We are very cultured around these parts, as I am sure you can see.

star-pants

Zaph wrote: »

You can just sit back now and wait for the offers to roll in

:P

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Would you like one?

:eek:

Tirabaralla

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Oh please do.

We are very cultured around these parts, as I am sure you can see.

Well, if u consider my first post around these parts was in a thread entitled "cock"...aehm...:o

Tom Dunne

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Well, if u consider my first post around these parts was in a thread entitled "cock"...aehm...:o

Yes, you are fitting in quite well already.

feylya

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Yes, you are fitting in quite well already.

That's what she sa... nevermind

Tirabaralla

feylya wrote: »

That's what she sa... nevermind

TY for being a gentleman.

Gaspode

Tom Dunne wrote: »

And more's to the point, what do you call yours?

Where everybody knows your name.



Arent you taking the Yore Mas tagline a bit too far Tom?

Tom Dunne

Gaspode wrote: »

Where everybody knows your name.



Arent you taking the Yore Mas tagline a bit too far Tom?

Me? Take things too far?

Never.

Nevyn

Gaspode wrote: »

Where everybody knows your name.



Arent you taking the Yore Mas tagline a bit too far Tom?

Are you saying Tom's Ma know the name you have for yours? :eek:

Gaspode

[AfterHours]She does now![/AfterHours]

I dont have a name for mine. Am I weird?

Tom Dunne

Gaspode wrote: »

I dont have a name for mine. Am I weird?

Statistically speaking, yes.

Did you have imaginary friends when you were younger?

Blitzkrieger

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Well, if u consider my first post around these parts was in a thread entitled "cock"...aehm...:o

Old Oak on Satuday was it?


Penis is such an awful word - only beaten by scrotum. We had to come up with different names for it to try to fool the wimmens into thinking it was a good thing. I think Ms Doyle spoiled it all for us though....

marko91

im not hung like a horse...horse are hung like me

Splinter

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Old Oak on Satuday was it?


Penis is such an awful word - only beaten by scrotum. We had to come up with different names for it to try to fool the wimmens into thinking it was a good thing. I think Ms Doyle spoiled it all for us though....

"can you see it father? him standing there over you? with his lad in his hand"

Gaspode

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Did you have imaginary friends when you were younger?

No, only since I invented t'internet

admiralofthefleet

flute

The Recliner

I have heard tell of some very strange names, some of which I am not sure are fit for public consumption

I will discuss with my fellow Bretheren at the beers this evening and may drunkenly post them later if they are agreeable

Tom Dunne

The Recliner wrote: »

I will discuss with my fellow Bretheren at the beers this evening and may drunkenly post them later if they are agreeable

Ah yes, picture the scene - several rather portly, balding men, in a gay bar, discussing names for their manhood.

A sight to behold.