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gavkm27 · 19-05-2009 12:43am #1

Some important facts to know about the Lions Captain, Paul O’Connell ...

· Paul O Connell can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key.
· When Paul O Connell was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
· If you wake up in the morning, it's because Paul O Connell spared your life.
· Paul O Connell won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.
· What color is Paul O Connell's blood? Trick question. Paul O Connell does not bleed.
· Paul O Connell once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
· When Paul stares into the sun, the sun flinches
· If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Paul O Connell says its beef. Then it's beef.
· James Bond has a license to kill. Paul O Connell don't need any licenses.
· Paul O Connell's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Paul O Connell.
· Paul O Connell played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
· Paul O Connell once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
· You can lead a horse to water. Paul O Connell can make him drink.
· Paul O Connell once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
· Simon Says should be renamed to Paul O Connell Says because if Paul O Connell says something then you better do it.
· Killing Paul O Connell doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
· When Google can't find something, it asks Paul O Connell for help.
· There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Paul O Connell way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
· When Paul O Connell watches a pot, it boils immediately.
· Paul O Connell once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."
· When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Paul O Connell.
· People with amnesia still remember Paul O Connell