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No Energy In Bed What-so-ever!

  • 16-05-2009 5:55pm
    #1
    TickleMyPickle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭


    I work pretty hard so it kind of takes it's toll. In the office I can be working over 6 hours a day on the go. My wife and I used to have a good sex life but things have taken a turn for the worse as I've just no energy in bed at night.

    Yesterday, I went to my GP and he prescribed me Pfizer Viagra. I was so embarrassed when he wrote the prescription that I couldn't wait to leave the clinic and get home. It said on the directions leaflet inside to "take one as required" but it doesn't specify how one should take it. So, I slipped it into my wife's glass of wine when she used the bathroom. I waited 3 hours for her to get aroused but at 2am, she fell asleep on the sofa.

    The word "take" could mean so many things, it doesn't say if I/my wife should swallow, snort, smoke, inject or stick it up my anus as a suppository?
    Maybe I'm supposed to crush it up into a fine powder and put it in my eyes for all I know or
    maybe they mean I'm supposed to take it with me...I'll just stick it in my pocket and "take" it to bed with me as far as my knowledge on this topic extends.

    Somebody please rescue me from this black-hole of ambiguity! please, I'm drowning in a sea of wordplay and misunderstandings.


Comments

  • #2
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    why did you put the viagra in your wife's drink?:confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • #3
    dudara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    Firstly, the prescription was written for you. DO NOT GIVE ANYONE ELSE YOUR MEDICATION (including your wife).

    Secondly, Viagra is ingested orally - as it common with tablets.

    Thirdly, if you ever have any questions about a prescription, make sure to ask the doctor or pharmacist for clarification.

    Fouthly, as there is a whiff of troll, I'm closing this thread.

    dudara


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