money in ****

adamski8

would you take a 2 euro coin that was sticking out of dog ****(poo) on the street? if so would you so it for other coins? and how low would you go? would it matter if othere people were about? the ****(poo) in my mind would be in the middle ground between hard and watery, just normal stuff!
just thought it would be interesting to know if people would in these recession times.
im thinking its not an uncommon thing to occur

phasers

Why would a coin be sticking out of shite?

poor dog...

My name is URL

No

Jesus man, have some respect for yourself!

adamski8

no the coin has probably fallen from such rich dudes pocket and landed in the poo, its about half way in, you could probably pinch it out with no poo on hand contact. he was too snobby or embarassed to pick it out but would you be???

david

My dog used top eat lego men and shit them on the lawn. I never got them

bronte

This is the weirdest thread I've read in ah so far!

Terry

I remember people used to drop coins in the urinal in my local.
Sometimes you'd go in and the coins would be gone.
Used to be enough for a couple of pints in there.

Aidric

Terry wrote: »

I remember people used to drop coins in the urinal in my local.

Did they make a wish after?

galwayrush

The **** covered coin would but a **** happy meal burger or two.

Abi

bronte wrote: »

This is the weirdest thread I've read in ah so far!

In AH?! How could you choose just one? :pac:

admiralofthefleet

Terry wrote: »

I remember people used to drop coins in the urinal in my local.
Sometimes you'd go in and the coins would be gone.
Used to be enough for a couple of pints in there.

i dropped 5p in the urinal of my local around 1999 and its still there 10 years later, jammed between the tiles. i check to see if it still there everytime i go in to the toilet

Schism

Ah jeez it's the cops! Don't answer, he just wants to know who has dirty money.

Mr. Incognito

Reminds me of the time my son came into After Hours with a sh!t thread in his hand and said

"Daddy, look what I almost stepped in"

ScumLord

In my current state, very much so I would. Not only that I'd find something to do with the poo.

YFlyer

bronte wrote: »

This is the weirdest thread I've read in ah so far!

Do you not read many of the other threads in AH?

tony1kenobi

adamski8 wrote: »

would you take a 2 euro coin that was sticking out of dog ****(poo) on the street? if so would you so it for other coins? and how low would you go? would it matter if othere people were about? the ****(poo) in my mind would be in the middle ground between hard and watery, just normal stuff!
just thought it would be interesting to know if people would in these recession times.
im thinking its not an uncommon thing to occur

Would you stick a 2 euro coin up a dogs arse?

Joey the lips

This thread is sh1t! absolute sh1te! with 2 euro stick out!

YFlyer

adamski8 wrote: »

would you take a 2 euro coin that was sticking out of dog ****(poo) on the street? if so would you so it for other coins? and how low would you go? would it matter if othere people were about? the ****(poo) in my mind would be in the middle ground between hard and watery, just normal stuff!
just thought it would be interesting to know if people would in these recession times.
im thinking its not an uncommon thing to occur

You may be interest in this book

http://www.amazon.com/How-****-Money-Dottie-Randazzo/dp/0615188869

admiralofthefleet

ScumLord wrote: »

Not only that I'd find something to do with the poo.

turn it into a 'pyro pastie'.

instructions:
1. place poo in paper bag
2. place on the doorstep of a neighbour you dislike
3. set on fire
4. knock on the door and run
5. childishly laugh from a distance as your neighbour stamps it out

ScumLord

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

turn it into a 'pyro pastie'.

instructions:
1. place poo in paper bag
2. place on the doorstep of a neighbour you dislike
3. set on fire
4. knock on the door and run
5. childishly laugh from a distance as your neighbour stamps it out

Have thought of an even better plan.

1. knock on door
2. throw poo at whoever answers it.

admiralofthefleet

ScumLord wrote: »

Have thought of an even better plan.

1. knock on door
2. throw poo at whoever answers it.

a lá pissing on your own doorstep