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Help me spend

  • 13-05-2009 4:22pm
    #1
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭


    Ok peoples, here's the deal. I currently have €4.51 left on a 3v voucher that expires at the end of the month. I dont want to give it to charity or any of that bullshit (I give enough) but I dont know what to spend it on.

    I am up for creative suggestions for what to do with this. So, wonderfull people of AH...any idea?


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  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Ok peoples, here's the deal. I currently have €4.51 left on a 3v voucher that expires at the end of the month. I dont want to give it to charity or any of that bullshit (I give enough) but I dont know what to spend it on.

    I am up for creative suggestions for what to do with this. So, wonderfull people of AH...any idea?

    Trial run for some outrageously disgusting porno site.

    GrannyScatBeastialityOrgy.com

    or

    GlenHansardNaked.com

    something gross like that.


  • #3
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Donate it to the Keyboard Cat Appreciation Fund?


  • #4
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Light sabre key ring

    http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12996


  • #5
    sidneykidney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    Give it to me


  • #6
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    sidneykidney wrote: »
    Give it to me

    If you or anyone has something that they really really really want I may consider buying it for yous...it would have to be something good though.

    Lightsabre keyring would still give me some monies left over, I think I might get one :D


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  • #7
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Buy random drugs on ebay


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    If you or anyone has something that they really really really want I may consider buying it for yous...

    A subscription to GlenHansardNaked.com

    PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!! Oh come on I'll be your friend!


  • #9
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Drugs on ebay? Show me the way!


  • #10
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Midget Prostitution.

    Cheap pint somewhere.

    Lotto.

    A months memebership to boards (again :D)


  • #11
    Carroller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller


    I want a lightsabre keyring


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  • #12
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    antodeco wrote: »
    A months memebership to boards (again :D)

    Think Turdz would be a euro short there. (open to correction)


    Give it to Agent Smith, I heard the poor chap needs a new tux.


  • #13
    sidneykidney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    If you or anyone has something that they really really really want I may consider buying it for yous...it would have to be something good though.

    I really need a pint....thats something good :p


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    antodeco wrote: »
    Midget Prostitution.

    You won't get a midget prostitute for that. Their height might be low but their prices sure aren't!


  • #15
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You won't get a midget prostitute for that. Their height might be low but their prices sure aren't!

    How could anyone stoop so low! :mad:


  • #16
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You won't get a midget prostitute for that. Their height might be low but their prices sure aren't!

    The have a keen sense of irony those midget prostitutes, you need to have a sense of humour in that business.


  • #17
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    They don't like getting shortchanged either.
    /so I hear.
    :pac:


  • #18
    /V\etalfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭/V\etalfish


    Looks like the most awkward mouse to use, ever; but wouldn't you feel even manlier using a Hello Kitty mouse when navigating around boards.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370198688491


  • #19
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    and answer is a simple one ; PORN


  • #20
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Pirate Bay founder Gottfrid Svartholm (aka anakata) recieved a bill for the 30 million SEK that he, along with Peter Sunde (aka brokep), Fredrik Neij (aka TiAMO), and Carl Lundstrom, was fined in the verdict of the Pirate Bay trial just over three weeks ago. The bill inspired anakata to devise a plan involving sending money to Danowsky’s law firm, but not to pay the fine of course which they say will never be payed. Anakata’s clever plan is called internet-avgift, internet-fee in English. Anakata encourages all Internet users to pay extremely small sums around 1 SEK (0.13 USD) to Danowsky’s law firm, which represented the music companies at the Pirate Bay trial. The music companies will not benefit from this, instead it will cost them money to handle and process all the money.

    The plan can be called a Distributed Denial of Dollars attack (DDo$). The plan is an away-from-keyboard DDoS attack. DDoS attacks involve lots of users overloading the victim with internet traffic damaging their ability to provide services. Money, instead of Internet traffic is used in this case. The victim is Danowsky’s law firm which represented the IFPI at the Pirate Bay trial.

    A friend of anakata told Blog Pirate that the bank account to which the payments are directed has only 1000 free transfers, after which any transfers have a surcharge of 2 SEK for the account holder. Any internet-fee payments made after the first 1000, which includes the law firm’s ordinary transfers, will instead of giving 1 SEK, cost 1 SEK to the law firm. Since Danowsky & Partners Advokatbyrå is a small firm, all the transactions are handled by hand. Handling all payments will be time consuming, costing the law firm in productivity. Maybe it will even affect their success in other cases.

    Make direct payments to
    Danowsky & Partners Advokatbyrå KB. Plusgiro 79 31 21-5.

    Additionally if after paying the internet-fee you determine that your payment was erroneous, Swedish law states that you can request the money back, putting an additional load on Danowsky’s law firm.


  • #21
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    .......

    Already done my friend :D


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  • #22
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    not enough :(


  • #23
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Amazon mp3 store has good deals... why not give something back for all that free music on your mp3 player :D


  • #24
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Turd, these will fit your limited budget and will give you a good stiffy..
    http://cgi.ebay.ie/cheap-4-X-1600MG-BLUE-HERBAL-SEX-PILL-IMPOTENCE-AID_W0QQitemZ220368272601QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_HealthCare_RL?hash=item220368272601&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1301%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50


  • #25
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    not enough :(

    ooh the lies ;)


    /puts arm around Joe

    Joe, ya remind me of toll bridges.... the cause has long been paid for.

    :pac:


  • #26
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Prices include postage and you can sort by price too
    http://www.dealextreme.com/products.dx/gift.ideas~price.0
    http://www.dealextreme.com/products.dx/category.1106
    http://www.dealextreme.com/products.dx/category.1100
    http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.18886


  • #27
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    The prices on that website blow my mind everytime I see them.
    One of these days I must order everything on it.


  • #28
    samhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    the light saber keyring was a complete let down... you cant even cut through stone with it.


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