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Jordan and Peter Andre split

  • 11-05-2009 4:01pm
    #1
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭


    Why do you think they split up?

    I want some good AH answers!


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  • #2
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Peter's spending on hair gel had become a huge financial constraint on the family.


  • #3
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Who gives a toss?


  • #4
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Meh! Next...


  • #5
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    super_furry wrote: »
    Who gives a toss?

    Peter Andre will be. He wont be getting anything else.


  • #6
    Lollipops23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    she's a violent drunk and he's borderline retarded....


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  • #7
    sorrywhat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    1. She looks like a tangerine
    2. She treats Andre like a lap dog(from what I read in thrashy mags)
    3. She has no self respect.

    1.He also looks like a tangerine
    2.He wants to be in the lime light and Jordon wont allow it (Again Thrashy mag info)

    Plus they do look absolutly rediculous together.


  • #8
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    There's a specific forum for this kinda nonsense:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=895


  • #9
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    There's a specific forum for this kinda nonsense:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=895

    I thought AH was the place for nonsense


  • #10
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I want some good AH answers!
    I'm torn between "After Jordan, any comforting bosom he seeks will be a bit of a letdown" or "HURRR DURRRR JORDAN HAS BIG BOBBIES".


  • #11
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    They were worried about any future offspring they may have?


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  • #12
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Peter Andre will be. He wont be getting anything else.

    Wouldn't put a bet on that!
    There will always be some slapper some wanting payment for a tabloid trash story "I Humped Tiny" and "He Couldn't Keep Up" rubbish.

    Now, where did I put my Times...?


  • #13
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I thought AH was the place for nonsense

    It's the place for nonsense not covered by other forums.


  • #14
    SarcasticFairy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭SarcasticFairy


    They'll get back together just as he releases his next album/she gets a new boob job.


  • #15
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Jordan probably caught him slipping Susan Boyle one on the kitchen table.


  • #16
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    well personally when i heard of this i was shocked and my monocle dropped into my champagne breakfast, the king and queen of chavs are breaking up?!

    where with peter stick his peter now?!


  • #17
    Melange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Why do you think they split up?

    I want some good AH answers!

    Because a relationship between a gelled-up orange and a silicon container was bound to be unsustainable in the long run.


  • #18
    steof1984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 212 ✭✭steof1984


    Peter is Jealous that hes only the 3rd biggest tit and 2nd biggest tw*t in the relationship


  • #19
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    So he's Transjordan now...

    Who gets the Ottoman?


  • #20
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Melange wrote: »
    Because a relationship between a gelled-up orange and a silicon container was bound to be unsustainable in the long run.
    I did lol.


  • #21
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    I had a good look around, but i couldn't find anyone who gives a siht


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  • #22
    passive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    DIAF


  • #23
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I think its because he cant speak Arabic.

    :D


  • #24
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Apparantly Peter has left her for Jade Goody.


  • #25
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Why do you think they split up?

    I want some good AH answers!
    Because theyre unhappy together

    Feckin wimmin gotta realise they cant always get what they want


  • #26
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I have this crazy notion that they no longer get along which is why they split up. Me & my craziness!


  • #27
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    It is true that in the charter that needs updating (We're working on it) that AH is mentioned as a place for celebrity goss, but that has not been true since the Celeb and showbiz forum has come to be.
    There is an existing thread in there for your Peter Andre and Jordan related needs.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055561754


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