Watched Beaches; cried.

Pete P Peterson

I just finished watching Beaches. What a class act that Bette Midler lady is. Anyway, I cried my frickin eyes out at the end; I don't know what to do about this. It's really monkeyed with my sense of maleness.
Being a former prize fighter, my impulse is to smack the crap out of some random guy with large arms and a hairy back, to prove my worth and all that. But I don't think Barbara Hershey would approve.

Anyway, do you boardsies have any movies that make you bawl your little peepers out, or is it just me?

My wife says she won't ever have sex with me again unless, quote " can prove there's as big a pussy out there as [me]" unquote. Work with me guys, I'm pretty sure at least one of you whimpered at the prospect of Macauley Culkin getting stung to death by bees, or blubbered when Mel Gibson got suddenly very old and still wouldn't bang Jamie Lee Curtis (perhaps the two manly names forenames and the manly haircut and manly adams' apple stood in the way, who knows). There must be something???

Kinetic^

Do your friends call you peepee?

Pete P Peterson

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Do your friends call you peepee?

Nearly always.

S.I.R

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Do your friends call you peepee?

no, id call him kleenex from now on.

seanybiker

Ya big woman ya lol. I was pissed when I seen beaches so I found it funny from what I can remember.
Show the wife how your not a woman and over power her and ya get the sex.

Pete P Peterson

seanybiker wrote: »

Ya big woman ya lol. I was pissed when I seen beaches so I found it funny from what I can remember.

That's exactly, verbatim, what my wife said. I'll never forget the time we went to see Schindler's List. She still claims it was a comedy, despite the lifetime ban from UCI Tallaght. Women, eh? :rolleyes:

minidazzler

Since your not gonna be using her ever again, because your a big girls blouse, can I have a go off your wife?

Pete P Peterson

minidazzler wrote: »

Since your not gonna be using her ever again, because your a big girls blouse, can I have a go off your wife?

Never mind having a go OFF my wife, try having a go ON her. Trust me, there's plenty of room, and she really likes guys who aren't disgusted by her beard.

Me, I'm a Midler man.

Jesus Juice

What the hell?

Beaches is one of the most sterile,unemotional films iv ever seen! let alone girly:pac:

AlmightyCushion

Pete P Peterson wrote: »

Never mind having a go OFF my wife, try having a go ON her. Trust me, there's plenty of room, and she really likes guys who aren't disgusted by her beard.

Me, I'm a Midler man.

Your wife has a beard and you cry at bet midler films. Sounds to me like your wife is more of a man than you are. I bet you drink west coast cooler and use moisturiser too. You should just chop off your penis and give it to your wife, as she's more of a man than you'll ever be.

minidazzler

Pete P Peterson wrote: »

Never mind having a go OFF my wife, try having a go ON her. Trust me, there's plenty of room, and she really likes guys who aren't disgusted by her beard.

Me, I'm a Midler man.

In all honesty, that would not faze me in the slightest!!! I have done dirty things to a 280 pound girl who had a little bit of a moustasche!!! I was drunk at the time, but still!!!

Pete P Peterson

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Your wife has a beard and you cry at bet midler films. Sounds to me like your wife is more of a man than you are. I bet you drink west coast cooler and use moisturiser too. You should just chop off your penis and give it to your wife, as she's more of a man than you'll ever be.

You're right, Almightycushion, it's a harsh world. And whilst the suggestion of chopping off a part of my own body, particularly my genitalia, in order to try and infuse some sort of twisted gender reversal into my and my wife's marriage at the behest of an AH mod, has indeed crossed my mind on several occasions, it's not without it's impracticalities, as I'm sure you are most probably aware of.
More to the point, it's probably not the best recourse to finding oneself lumbered with an ugly missus and sat in front of a chick flick, now is it? Else, the penile amputations of this fair nations would fill many a cinema theatre.

Jesus Juice

Its like watching The Notebook and not laughing when she cant remember again,thats some funny shit man!

AlmightyCushion

Pete P Peterson wrote: »

You're right, Almightycushion, it's a harsh world. And whilst the suggestion of chopping off a part of my own body, particularly my genitalia, in order to try and infuse some sort of twisted gender reversal into my and my wife's marriage at the behest of an AH mod, has indeed crossed my mind on several occasions, it's not without it's impracticalities, as I'm sure you are most probably aware of.

Oh definitely. What the etiquete for cutting off your penis. Do you cut with the left hand or the right? Do you use a scissors, knife or a rusty saw? Do cut the whole thing off and make it smooth or do you leave yourself with a humourous stump? Unfortunately these are questions I can't answer for you, petey, as there is a bit of a stigma attached to it in this country (in mainland europe it's completely different, they're chopping off penises left, right and centre) so not many talk about it.

Good luck with your endevour and I think every one here would appreciate it if you kept us up to date every step of the way.

davyjose

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Oh definitely. What the etiquete for cutting off your penis. Do you cut with the left hand or the right? Do you use a scissors, knife or a rusty saw? Do cut the whole thing off and make it smooth or do you leave yourself with a humourous stump?

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Unfortunately these are questions I can't answer for you, petey.

He didn't ask these questions, you did.

Jesus Juice

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Oh definitely. What the etiquete for cutting off your penis. Do you cut with the left hand or the right? Do you use a scissors, knife or a rusty saw? Do cut the whole thing off and make it smooth or do you leave yourself with a humourous stump? Unfortunately these are questions I can't answer for you, petey, as there is a bit of a stigma attached to it in this country (in mainland europe it's completely different, they're chopping off penises left, right and centre) so not many talk about it.

Good luck with your endevour and I think every one here would appreciate it if you kept us up to date every step of the way.

He should watch the Pain Olympics for tips!:pac:



EDIT:Actually on second thought dont watch the pain olympics whatever ya do!

Pete P Peterson

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Oh definitely. What the etiquete for cutting off your penis. Do you cut with the left hand or the right? Do you use a scissors, knife or a rusty saw? Do cut the whole thing off and make it smooth or do you leave yourself with a humourous stump? Unfortunately these are questions I can't answer for you, petey, as there is a bit of a stigma attached to it in this country (in mainland europe it's completely different, they're chopping off penises left, right and centre) so not many talk about it.

I'm not quite sure Almightycushion; my attempt at humouring your suggestion of self-mutilation to the ol' meat n' veg obviously didn't go down to well.
To be quite honest I thought that you suggesting I should chop off my own cock was a bit weird, and I probably will never actually do that. Ever. So for that reason, I can't actually answer any of your above questions with any real conviction.
I would, however, suggest staying away from the rusty saw. That's just my own personal opinion.

davyjose

Pete P Peterson wrote: »

I'm not quite sure Almightycushion; my attempt at humouring your suggestion of self-mutilation to the ol' meat n' veg obviously didn't go down to well.
To be quite honest I thought that you suggesting I should chop off my own cock was a bit weird, and I probably will never actually do that. Ever. So for that reason, I can't actually answer any of your above questions with any real conviction.
I would, however, suggest staying away from the rusty saw. That's just my own personal opinion.

LMFAO

vibe666

minidazzler wrote: »

In all honesty, that would not faze me in the slightest!!! I have done dirty things to a 280 pound girl who had a little bit of a moustasche!!! I was drunk at the time, but still!!!

I can't believe you were so drunk that you thought I was a girl!

and it's nearer 275'ish, thanksverymuch.

Joey the lips

i cry at the fact I gave up sky sports and if I want to veg on the couch it's look at the moth or watch an hour or cornation street, oh and yes even the moth is not this bad

Numina

The Bridge. If you know what it is, then I'll assume that I'm excused.

My name is URL

Beaches..? Bette Midler..? Cried..?

Grab a hold of yourself man!

galwayrush

OP, it's a mild attack of middle aged crisis, you need to spend a week in the wild,Bear Gillis style and you'll get over it.;)