You're not human, I KNOW you're not.

Archeron

Have you ever come across those people that catch your eye, and you stare and stare and stare, and come to the realization that although there is a resemblance of sorts, the person you are looking at it couldnt possibly be a real human?

For me, I think in particular of that latest ad for Galaxy chocolate, where she has a bar hidden in a box in the shelf unit ("I'm glad my friends dont know this secret", as she says), and every time I see it, I become convinced that the lady in the ad ain't one of us. She has to be some sort of alien frog baby hybrid; I mean her eyeballs stand about two inches out from her face, which is also a really weird shape like a light bulb. I thought it was just me, but the more people I ask, the more people agree that there is something distinctly not human about her.

So who would you suspect of being some sort of alien monster lurking in human skin to catch us unawares?

Dont get me wrong, I'm no prize pig, but I do at least feel like I look like I belong to this species.

phasers

No, everyone is a human

AlmightyCushion

My brother isn't human. My parents insist he is but I know they're full of crap. He's definitely a robot of some sort. He's very muscley and he wears a leather jacket so I'm certain he's a terminator.

giggsy664

Lady GaGa


Edit: 100 thanked post

javaboy

Definitely a terminator: Link

emeraldstar

I know a girl who, alien or not, definitely has the face of one. Sucks to be her. Although I don't think she realises it. Unless she is an alien though...then she probably does.

jester77

I know what you mean op, I'm still not sure about Turanga Leela, there is just something about her that catches the eye and makes you wonder

AlmightyCushion

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1223389609/GailPlatt.jpg

Mr Benevolent

I'm still not sure about Turanga Leela, there is just something about her that catches the eye and makes you wonder

But we know she's not human. She's a mutant!

dr.bollocko

http://drmikessteakdinner.com/uploads/data-from-star-trek.jpg
TBH.

Berty

Ummmm. What about this person. She actually exists. Scary

javaboy

People who look like things.

dr.bollocko

Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play these video games!

Overheal

Its not that they aren't human, they're just enslaved by Yeerks.

Berty

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play these video games!

Is that a camels toe? Or is it just squeezed to his left? :eek:

Nevyn

Bleedin OtherKin.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Otherkin

Mossy Monk

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1223389609/GailPlatt.jpg

I now know it's not just me who saw it.

jigglywoo

My neighbour looks like a chewed-up-spat-out marshmallow

Captain-America

I saw a girl that looks like Mrs Potato Head once.

The enjoyment I got out of that.

Galvasean

javaboy wrote: »

People who look like things.

"All we want is a little respect

....and perhaps a new candle once in a while"

My name is URL

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00447/news-graphics-2007-_447392a.jpg

ScumLord

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play these video games!

Is that Jesus?

Archeron wrote: »

Have you ever come across those people that catch your eye, and you stare and stare and stare, and come to the realization that although there is a resemblance of sorts, the person you are looking at it couldnt possibly be a real human?

For me, I think in particular of that latest ad for Galaxy chocolate, where she has a bar hidden in a box in the shelf unit ("I'm glad my friends dont know this secret", as she says), and every time I see it, I become convinced that the lady in the ad ain't one of us. She has to be some sort of alien frog baby hybrid; I mean her eyeballs stand about two inches out from her face, which is also a really weird shape like a light bulb. I thought it was just me, but the more people I ask, the more people agree that there is something distinctly not human about her.

So who would you suspect of being some sort of alien monster lurking in human skin to catch us unawares?

Dont get me wrong, I'm no prize pig, but I do at least feel like I look like I belong to this species.

Internet people aren't real. Your not real. This is why I always rap myself in tinfoil before coming on boards.

Ann22

Brian Cowen's head is miles too big for his body. Something abnormal looking about him, like one of those aliens in 'Bad Taste'.


I know a girl who looks like she's her own reflection in a spoon or as if you're looking at her through one of those door spy holes. She developed a spot on her chin that sank into a big hole, it looks exactly like a belly button only it's purple....never went away. Her eyes are about 6 inches apart too. She's a nice girl but quite mad...and a total compulsive liar, unbelieveable stories. I think she's not of this world:(.

tony1kenobi

Archeron wrote: »

Have you ever come across those people that catch your eye, and you stare and stare and stare, and come to the realization that although there is a resemblance of sorts, the person you are looking at it couldnt possibly be a real human?

Yes. I used to think that all the time when I was David Icke.

kowloon

The more pertinent question, the one that tell you more about yourself, is when was the last time the person you had the 'first kiss' with was sober themselves?

emeraldstar

kowloon wrote: »

The more pertinent question, the one that tell you more about yourself, is when was the last time the person you had the 'first kiss' with was sober themselves?

Are you sober?