People who drive through puddles to splash people!!

A7X

Come on own up!
Does anyone here do it?

I was on my way to college this morning and some príck decided it would be halarious to drench me!!! What made it worse was the sun came out an hour later! :mad:

I can understand why someone would find it funny, but really don't do it, it ruins your day!

This ever happen to anyone else?

ScumLord

I wouldn't go out of my way to do it but sometimes you can't help it and it's the universes way of giving you a high five.

A7X

ScumLord wrote: »

I wouldn't go out of my way to do it but sometimes you can't help it and it's the universes way of giving you a high five.

No this person did it on purpose. Swerved in then out again.... bastard

Quazzie

Anyone thats wearing white is fair game and deserves to be splashed!

biko

A7X wrote: »

I can understand why someone would find it funny, but really don't do it, it ruins your day!

Not my day, I'm warm and dry inside the car
Seriously though, I'd never do it if it can be helped. Been soaked too many times myself.

dr.bollocko

One way of avoiding this is to buy a car and use that.
Ha! Paths. Walking. Public transport. Plebs.

AnonoBoy

.....are hilarious!



Did I get the question right? What do I win? :pac:

Drummerboy08

I've done it once or twice. It is very funny to see the reaction you get, especially when you do it outside a nightclub at closing time..












*ADVICE* Dont do it if the nightclub is near traffic lights

Mossy Monk

I have done it twice but both times couldn't be avoided. I did laugh though.

Mr Benevolent

Ha! Paths. Walking. Public transport. Plebs.

Anyone up for driving through Dr. Bollocko's Bentley?

SlipperyPeople

saw a big puddle on taylors hill few weeks ago two girls were walking right beside it as i was about to go past so i drove straight into it and soaked them
they screamed......i laughed




good times

Orla K

I got soaked a few times but I probably haven't been driving enough to do it so someone, but I wouldn't be bothered unless I didn't like them.

I also got some people that tried to soak me but it was already lashing rain so it really didn't matter how much water they threw on my I couldn't get wetter. There was a few months were it just poured down and I had to bring a change of clothes to college.

Bluscreendream

Quazzie wrote: »

Anyone thats wearing white is fair game and deserves to be splashed!

That's why I love drenching skangers

Cuddlesworth

Got a whole bus stop before in a transit. All soaked and waiting for a bus. Hilarious.

javaboy

Confab wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko's Bent

:pac:

Tom65

I once got soaked head to toe after a bus drove through a massive puddle beside me. The water literally went over my head.

Now, I wasn't happy. But at the same, I think I would've laughed had I been sitting on the bus. Doesn't make the driver any less of pr*ck though.

dlambirl

A7X wrote: »

No this person did it on purpose. Swerved in then out again.... bastard

Ha ha ha ha - ah i'm sorry!!! I remember seeing it happen 3 girls on their way out one night and their reaction was priceless

Quazzie wrote: »

Anyone thats wearing white is fair game and deserves to be splashed!

+1
2 of the 3 girls i seen it happen to (i must stress it wasnt me who drenched them) was wearing white and looked an absolute mess. They were walking a bit in front of me and one of them turned around and one side of her face/body was kinda clean and the other all muddy!!

A7X

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Got a whole bus stop before in a transit. All soaked and waiting for a bus. Hilarious.

Karma sir... karma.

ejmaztec

What would be particularly amusing, would be watching a driver's suspension launching through the wings of his car after he discovers that a puddle is really a three foot deep pothole.

A7X

ejmaztec wrote: »

What would be particularly amusing, would be watching a driver's suspension launching through the wings of his car after he discovers that a puddle is really a three foot deep pothole.

Hmmmm... sounds like a plan.

PCPhoto

hate to be a killjoy here but its actually illegal to intentionally splash someone.

(I've done it accidentally.... a number of times)

R0ot

Feel lucky, got caught in splash path of road snowplough this year I would take a puddle in the face to that any day. :mad:

K4t

You could have taken his reg and reported him. Or learn the reg off and wait until you see the car again some day and get your revenge.

A7X

I wish I did, but doubt I'll see them again. Twas an english reg also

xOxSinéadxOx

Tom65 wrote: »

I once got soaked head to toe after a bus drove through a massive puddle beside me. The water literally went over my head.

Now, I wasn't happy. But at the same, I think I would've laughed had I been sitting on the bus. Doesn't make the driver any less of pr*ck though.

that's so funny that it went over your head! :pac:

some bastards did it to me before and then came back and did it again :eek:

anplaya

saw a fella it happened to before sprint after the car and the car had to stop at traffic lights,fella in car didnt realise until yer man got to the car door,no time to lock it,lad ripped him out n beat the ****e out of him.justice.id do the same,**** cnuts.whats wrong with slowing down.

A7X

anplaya wrote: »

saw a fella it happened to before sprint after the car and the car had to stop at traffic lights,fella in car didnt realise until yer man got to the car door,no time to lock it,lad ripped him out n beat the ****e out of him.justice.id do the same,**** cnuts.whats wrong with slowing down.

Thats exactly what I felt like doing. If there was a gun in my hand like... I was that angry.

ART6

anplaya wrote: »

saw a fella it happened to before sprint after the car and the car had to stop at traffic lights,fella in car didnt realise until yer man got to the car door,no time to lock it,lad ripped him out n beat the ****e out of him.justice.id do the same,**** cnuts.whats wrong with slowing down.

Fair dues to him. If someone did that to me and it looked deliberate (ie he went off laughing his thick head off) I would report him or punch his b***dy head in if I could get to him. No responsible adult driver would deliberately do that. It ain't funny.

Lu Tze

This is why one should walk in pairs, nearly happened to me once walking home from college, but the guy beside froze in panic at the imminent dousing, so i seized the moment, and him, and used him as a human shield.

dublinario

A7X wrote: »

I was on my way to college this morning and some príck decided it would be halarious to drench me!!! What made it worse was the sun came out an hour later! :mad:

That's half a prank. You only reap the full benefits when, having soaked the putz, you double-back five minutes later, do another flyby, and this time throw a fistful of your own faeces into the putz's face. The old jokes are best.

A7X

Lu Tze wrote: »

This is why one should walk in pairs, nearly happened to me once walking home from college, but the guy beside froze in panic at the imminent dousing, so i seized the moment, and him, and used him as a human shield.

AYe i was the shield He came from behind (cue fits of laughter) and drenched me. My room mate got wt aswell but not as much of me and he went to college anyway cause he had no change of clothes the dirty fook.

davej

Carry a stone in your pocket or pick one up if you are walking in the rain...

Gummy Panda

I once saw a garda been drenched by a guy in a white transit near the swiss cottage in Santry. The guy wasn't laughing when the lights turned red and she legged it up to the van. I don't know if you can fine someone for doing that but she didn't seem to be letting him away with it.

Davy

Are people who drive around with water guns not worse, theirs no mistaking its deliberate.

I did get 3 people at a bus stop one morning,, but never even seen the puddle! Had to laugh though, the guy with me said he could see the womans face of horror as she saw it coming

Capt'n Midnight

It's illegal and you can be done for it.

Traffic Watch allows motorists to report incidents of aggressive driving directly to the Gardaí.

LoCall: 1 890 205 805

funk-you

I try not to do it to people if I can. A few years back though i had just walked out of a shop with a full can of coke and some wanker did it t me. You'd be surprised the damage a full can'll do to a rear window.

-Funk

Numina

I think it's hilarious. Once I start driving, I'm going to go out for a drive whilst it's raining with the sole purpose of splashing people.

Captain-America

I don't own a car, but I can assure you that when I do, I will splash.

seanybiker

I always ride the bike through puddles. Not to wet people I just love the splash

AckwelFoley

I am an avid user of puddles when possible. I do have rules..


i generally only splash the nackers in the white tracksuits and gold chains (100 points), students (80 points) young children (40 points) cats (20 points) never elderly or women - it doesnt happen that often, you need the nacker and the puddle to be in the correct place at just the right time for the 100 pointer.

I remember one time just outside moate there was a student from the business college walking towards me as i was driving. There was a massive puddle, he seen me looking at it and laughing hard as i approached i was almost foaming at the mouth with anticipitation - he was right at the edge of this 12 footer and knew he was fooked- as i approached he made this spring leap across the puddle but landed in the middle of it - i swirved to avoid the puddle... he shook fists at the sky with his shoes full of muddy water.. i on the other hand turned on my heated seat to warm my hole

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I carry a large rock with me for such an occasion. They spash, I throw. I've a strong arm and a good shot. See whow you like a smashed back windshield.

tech77

A7X wrote: »

Come on own up!
Does anyone here do it?

I was on my way to college this morning and some príck decided it would be halarious to drench me!!! What made it worse was the sun came out an hour later! :mad:

I can understand why someone would find it funny, but really don't do it, it ruins your day!

This ever happen to anyone else?

The look on your face though- priceless.
Ahem I mean.. no never, never do that sort of thing.
<_<

AckwelFoley

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I carry a large rock with me for such an occasion. They spash, I throw. I've a strong arm and a good shot. See whow you like a smashed back windshield.

.. in which case id get out of the car and kick fcuk out of you and then make you eat the rock.

Horribly unreasonable yes. But im a prick

dermo88

Last time that happened to me was 10 years ago, I was on the bike, got soaked. Driver stopped at traffic lights 1 mile later, and did not expect me to catch up. Neither did I, but oh boy, I felt like my luck was in.

Cue, one smashed rear windscreen and I took off his wing mirror.

Thats a nice accident.

Caoimhín

snyper wrote: »

Horribly unreasonable yes. But im a prick

Did the district court judge not warn you about splashing young ladies from your car Snyper?

dreamers75

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I carry a large rock with me for such an occasion. They spash, I throw. I've a strong arm and a good shot. See whow you like a smashed back windshield.

I do that too, when leaving house or work pick up a stone. Carry it home dont need to smash it just crack it.

Now thats funny ****.

Krieg

Ive been splashed a few times, but each time it was lashing rain and I was drenched already so it didn't make a lick of difference

phill106

seen a car do this in limerick last saturday to an older woman, pure mean! though i was dyin laughing reading this thread

Capt'n Midnight

seanybiker wrote: »

I always ride the bike through puddles. Not to wet people I just love the splash

You can never tell how deep the puddles would be
http://bikehugger.com/images/blog/rain_fall.jpg

Kinetic^

I reckon it's some lads only way of getting a lady a little wet.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

snyper wrote: »

.. in which case id get out of the car and kick fcuk out of you and then make you eat the rock.

Horribly unreasonable yes. But im a prick

No, because I carry a second rock to deal with just such an occasion.