Which do you see yourself being reincarnated as?

Tom Dunne

Leaving aside the whole moral debate on reincarnation, if there really is a god and alcohol free beer, what would you most like to come back as - a Pirate, a Barbarian, a Viking or Roy Orbison?

Take pirates for example (well, not the ones in the Gulf of Aden) - swashbuckling, loveable rogues, a woman in every port, a sea-faring Robin Hood, perhaps?

Or what about Barbarians? Ravaging hordes, taking down the occasional empire, fearing nothing, not even fear itself?

Maybe a Viking - plundering coastal town after coastal town, pillaging, burning and thinking nothing of wearing fur and pointy helmets?

Or are you the dark horse, an enigmatic crooner, whose wardrobe is as colourful as the dead of night, the epitome of coolness?

And more importantly, why?

trout

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

Viking.

This is why.

Tom Dunne

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

Pffft.

_blank_

star-pants

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

Hmmmm tough....
Pirate...


or Viking?...



I like the pirate one

Cathmandooo

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

Similar to Tom's but she has a tray to bring the beer

Tom Dunne

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

Cathooo wrote: »

Similar to Tom's but she has a tray to bring the beer

There's a tray in that picture?

Mossy Monk

Gaspode

A Viking, Vrarrrrrrrr

Gaspode

A Viking, Vrarrrrrrrr

Too much time spent at sea if you're a viking or pirate (in the company of other men!)

Mr. Incognito

I'm coming back as the other Jesus, the non celibate one with funky Jesus powers.


Would you likes some water......

trout

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

dr.bollocko

I'm in the Roy Orbi-zone.
It's lonely.

Zaph

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

Gotta be a Viking

Tom Dunne

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

Nope, pirate.




Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

trout

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

Tom Dunne

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

trout wrote: »

That's what I imagine Madonna would look like as a Viking.

"Like a Viking, torched for the very first time....."

CCCP^

Barbarian it is for me.



Has anyone else got the feeling that this thread has descended into a mere posting of pictures of women with little or revealing clothing? Not that I'm complaining mind you..

Tom Dunne

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

CCCP^ wrote: »

Has anyone else got the feeling that this thread has descended into a mere posting of pictures of women with little or revealing clothing?

It's the BGRH way.

We are a shower of dirty perverts very visual bunch.

Speaking of which:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68

faceman

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

Has to be viking. Better beer too.

Sea08

A Viking, Vrarrrrrrrr

Barbarian, heres why

CCCP^

Tom Dunne wrote: »

It's the BGRH way.

We are a shower of dirty perverts very visual bunch.

Hurrah, I am home!

Sea08

A Viking, Vrarrrrrrrr

I also realized Barbarian has another added bonus to the hot chicks, I get t be best buddies with Conan the Destroyer, can't wait till we go on some Man-Snake killing hunts.
Also obligatory picture - (yes i have Rose McGowan fetish)

Poor Uncle Tom

I'm afraid the viking women most likely looked like............
the one on the right......I think...



Whereas the Barbi............



Might look like this.........

even my imagination couldn't mess this one up........:D

trout

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

bop1977

well if irish history has thought us anything the vikings raped and plundered our coastline before settling down and becoming more irish than the irish. unfortnuatly in germany they also seem to have settled and became more german than the germans... with that in mind i give you Technoviking!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

Viking all the way. Pirates are crap.

Blitzkrieger

TBH I can see myself being reincarnated as bacon. It'd seem like irony to someone who doesn't know what irony is.....

Slow Motion

Pirate......no Viking......or maybe a Piking......no I fcuking hate Pikings!

trout

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

bealbocht

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

mm, first thought was Viking.. but it was mentioned about spending a lot of time at sea.. , so was was thinking.. maybe a barbarian...

but after seeing the "video argument" from the muppets.. I want to come back as the "swedish chef" .... nur na mee na nur na mee na nur nur nur nur...,

so viking it is ...

Paddy Samurai

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Leaving aside the whole moral debate on reincarnation, if there really is a god and alcohol free beer, what would you most like to come back as - a Pirate, a Barbarian, a Viking or Roy Orbison?

Or are you the dark horse, an enigmatic crooner, whose wardrobe is as colourful as the dead of night, the epitome of coolness?

And more importantly, why?

Not really a dark horse more like a white horse.
I would be reincarnated as one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse,..................Conquest.(Is given a Crown, goes forth conquering) this belief is based totally on a recent job aplication (aptitude test )i took part in,which proved conclusively that it's the job i'am most suited for.
SO SEE U ALL SOON.....REAL SOOOOOON!!!!.

ewj1978

Roy all the way

Shiminay

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

I was already a Viking, I wanna be one again

Star Lord

Pirate or viking, both are awesome.

Apart from this one, although he may be a brother...

Tom Dunne

A Barbarian, Rarrrrrrrrrr

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Pirate or viking, both are awesome.

Apart from this one, although he may be a brother...

trout, I thought you had given up the smokes?

trout

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

Zaph

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

trout wrote: »

The next attack was a month ago? Did we win?

trout

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely

Zaph wrote: »

The next attack was a month ago? Did we win?

Vikings always win. Vikings also have no truck with conventional calendars.

*rattles long handled battle-axe*