Making Love

boardinwork

Had a horrible dream and i just woke up. Was stuck on a deserted island witha car and had to cook my dinner using the windows as a magnifying glass. Then had to sleep in it. Then realised there was no women and thats when i started to really panic... Anywhoooo being MacGuyver (it was a dream), I made love, sweet sweet passionate love to the air vent on full blast.

Now i know i would have been better off finding a boar for fun, but still struggling for ideas of how I should have mingled with the car?

What would you do for a little va va voom in that situation?

By the way radio was broke and no chance of getting rescued. Dont ask how the car got there it was a dream!

My name is URL

A dream analyst might say that you're too preoccupied with material goods and disconnected from society.

hada

you are disturbed.

Jet Black

Sleep with the fishes.

Rented Mule

Was it at least an Asian car ?

Abi

Upward Spiral wrote: »

A dream analyst might say that you're too preoccupied with material goods and disconnected from society.

And a mod might say he posted in the wrong forum :pac:


Dunno BIW. strange one..

Pompey Magnus

boardinwork wrote: »

but still struggling for ideas of how I should have mingled with the car?

One word...Gearstick.

Busi_Girl08

"Making love"??!!

What are you, a girl?!

Kinetic^

boardinwork wrote: »

I made love, sweet sweet passionate love to the air vent on full blast.

Surely that would count as a blowjob?!

dotsman

But why would anyone want to make love fuck an inanimate object?

Madames Lefty and Righty are far more comfortable, know exactly what you like and are always up for it.

OP, please tell me you didn't wake up in a little puddle after that dream:eek:

Jet Black

dotsman wrote: »

Madames Lefty and Righty are far more comfortable, know exactly what you like and are always up for it.

pam and her five friend :-)

drunkmonkey

was it a fiesta, I've always wanted to fcuk one of them from behind..

I done it with a punto one day, it felt mighty good...

hada

drunkmonkey wrote: »

was it a fiesta, I've always wanted to fcuk one of them from behind..

I done it with a punto one day, it felt mighty good...

I suppose it is tough being a 40 year old virgin.

El Guapo!

Thats strange, I had a dream last night that I was a car stranded on a desert island minding my own business when some bastard rode my vents!
.....called th AA but they dont cover this...

TheZohanS

You should have had a better look around the island, you would have found Juliet and Kate.


You gave up your search too soon tbh.


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stovelid

Moist earth. Dig narrow hole. Paint harlot shape around hole. Make your move.

boardinwork

The dream analysis was pretty funny... I reckon the lads who didnt realise it was only a dream are the 40 yr old virgins though. Probably feeling guilty as it was their Mother they were dreaming about and not a Renault 18 last night :pac:

parasite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go

My name is URL

boardinwork wrote: »

The dream analysis was pretty funny... I reckon the lads who didnt realise it was only a dream are the 40 yr old virgins though. Probably feeling guilty as it was their Mother they were dreaming about and not a Renault 18 last night :pac:

Dreams represent your waking life.

Your brain breaks down information and utilities it to prepare you for what you'll face in the future.

It's not some new-age hippy mumbo jumbo, it's all scientific

Abi

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

"Making love"??!!

What are you, a girl?!

I dont really remember it myself.. but there maybe a window in a females teenage years that supports the notion that having sex is 'making love'.

If you look up 'loving-making' in a thesauras, you will find a picture of a woman beside it, with 'see hostile take-over' written underneath it.

tony1kenobi

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Dreams represent your waking life.

Your brain breaks down information and utilities it to prepare you for what you'll face in the future.

It's not some new-age hippy mumbo jumbo, it's all scientific

So Sarah Connor was right.

bicardi19

This sounds like a Paddy Irishman Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotchman joke. It's just like something the eejits would be up to!!

Rented Mule

dotsman wrote: »

But why would anyone want to make love fuck an inanimate object?

Obviously, you have never been married.

Dubh Geannain

Were you tyred after the experience?

I'd say the poor car was exhausted.

johnny_knoxvile

The car had to go for an NCT...

It had a nervous wait to see did it have an STD.

Mr Benevolent

I've studied dream analysis. It's all b*llocks. Go back to sleep.

Worst thread title ever btw. Whoever heard of 'making love' in AH?

Captain-America

boardinwork wrote: »

What would you do for a little va va voom in that situation?

I'd probably just have a **** like a normal person.

Leprachaun

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

"Making love"??!!

What are you, a girl?!

Yeah. It's "roiding" 'round these parts.

Gummy Panda

boardinwork wrote: »

Had a horrible dream and i just woke up. Was stuck on a deserted island witha car and had to cook my dinner using the windows as a magnifying glass. Then had to sleep in it. Then realised there was no women and thats when i started to really panic... Anywhoooo being MacGuyver (it was a dream), I made love, sweet sweet passionate love to the air vent on full blast.

Now i know i would have been better off finding a boar for fun, but still struggling for ideas of how I should have mingled with the car?

What would you do for a little va va voom in that situation?

By the way radio was broke and no chance of getting rescued. Dont ask how the car got there it was a dream!

Seriously, you need to stop watching Transformers!

Captain-America

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

Ziggurat

Captain-America wrote: »

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

Transvestite Transformers?

Can I get a rule 34 on this? :pac:

dr.bollocko

God bless AH.
Turning on strange people since the internet began.
Something to get you all in the mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFrTxvxKTs

AckwelFoley

boardinwork wrote: »

Had a horrible dream and i just woke up. Was stuck on a deserted island witha car and had to cook my dinner using the windows as a magnifying glass. Then had to sleep in it. Then realised there was no women and thats when i started to really panic... Anywhoooo being MacGuyver (it was a dream), I made love, sweet sweet passionate love to the air vent on full blast.

Now i know i would have been better off finding a boar for fun, but still struggling for ideas of how I should have mingled with the car?

What would you do for a little va va voom in that situation?

By the way radio was broke and no chance of getting rescued. Dont ask how the car got there it was a dream!

interesting.

Should have carried one of them pocket vaginas

LD 50

there was actually a guy, a German AFAIR who got arrested for "raping" cars. He had a car fetish, with VW beetles being his favourite. Maybe the two of you could set up a support group