What jobs would you never consider doing?

RATM

Just wondering what people's thoughts are on this and I don't want this to turn into a 'we're in a recession, you're lucky to have a job' thread.

For me it would probably be anything to do with the emergency services. I'd hate to be a garda, ambulance driver, nurse, doc etc mainly because they have to deal with the very worst things that happen in society. The stuff they must see would make it hard to get a decent nights sleep.

Which jobs would you never consider doing?

javaboy

Blowjobs.

BaZmO*

After Hours Mod

Zadkiel

I'd never work in a Tannery, a mate of mine worked in one in Carlow
the smell was ****ing vile.
Could never understand how he could keep his lunch down:(

Creamy Goodness

bus driver.

I see them as having the responsibility of circa 100 people on terrible Dublin roads and with the majority of road users being **** drivers I'd never take that much pressure

Mr Benevolent

Yup, emergency services would be a career I'd avoid. Outbound sales would be another, along with being a chugger.

AnonoBoy

Jizz Mopper. Terry's job.

Mr Benevolent

Jizz Mopper.

Isn't that Terry's job?

Volvagia

Minister for Finance.

I couldn't take the abuse.

AnonoBoy

Confab wrote: »

Isn't that Terry's job?

That's what I meant.

Post edited to reflect same.

BaZmO*

Volvagia wrote: »

Minister for Finance.

I couldn't take the abuse.

But the job security is great. It doesn't matter how much of a mess you make out of it your job will always be safe.

Dudess

Cold-calling - I dread the thought of being on the dole (coming up soon unless I find a job shortly after my contract finishes) but at least I can comfort myself that it's better than being a cold-caller... *shudder*

Volvagia

BaZmO* wrote: »

But the job security is great. It doesn't matter how much of a mess you make out of it your job will always be safe.

"Don't worry about it Brian, i'm sure you'll get it right next budget!"

Turd Ferguson

Mary Harneys tampon

/thread :pac:

Caoimhín

Guard, nurse or door to door selling.

Jigsaw

Working in an old peoples' home (all the arse wiping, constant death etc)

Outbound sales, cold calling.

Drugs mule

Proctologist

Kipperhell

Prison guard

Blazer

Barman or chugger...


no ****in way.

BaZmO*

Barman? It's not that difficult, a bit stressful at times mind

MadgeBadge

Jigsaw wrote: »

Outbound sales, cold calling.

It's not as bad as you might think. I've had alot of crap jobs, but I think working in ASDA tops the list. I'd NEVER work on the fish counter.

themadchef

Any job where i had to actually smile all day and be plesant to people.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Chugger, door to door "marketing" (It's sales you fcuking muppets, call it accordingly), working at extreme hights, that's anything over the gutter of a 2 story house.

Bar tending is pretty easy work, it's very fun too. Some of the bars in dublin are a joke, the amount of staff they have. Go down the country and see the differance. They still manage. Bar person down the country > Bar person in the city, by a about a mile.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

MadgeBadge wrote: »

I'd NEVER work on the fish counter.

I try working on the "fish counter" every night...

Jonty

Rim jobs

Professey Chin

Gimp.......................wait jobs id never consider doing?...eh......towel

Mr.Lizard

Assistant Manager at Londis.

alexandros

fluffer

Att-tichoo

could never be a waitress/diswasher..wouldnt mind the serving food bit but i couldnt touch peoples dirty plates after they've eaten..not being a snob..the leftover food bit is def a genuine phobia!

johnny_knoxvile

Maybe seal clubbing because i reckon you could get bad tennis elbow!

Stunt double for Jessica from Murder She Wrote, the wig would be uncomfortable

alexandros

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

Maybe seal clubbing because i reckon you could get bad tennis elbow!

Stunt double for Jessica from Murder She Wrote, the wig would be uncomfortable

damn.. and I always thought she did all of her own stunts

johnny_knoxvile

alexandros wrote: »

damn.. and I always thought she did all of her own stunts

she got injured doing the box-splits in a fight scene so she brought in a double. Shes quite a lady.

Lobelia Overhill

anything that involves dealing with the public. Been there, done that. :mad:

funk-you

Priest/Traffic warden/clamper.

I'm not into screwing people.

-Funk

TequilaMockingBird

Working as a chambermaid, at sixteen, in a hotel full of homeless people, beside Euston Station in London. The wages were room (:eek:) and board, and 60 pounds.

/hugs daughter closer.

A worse job than that? Nurse. Not a hope I'd do it.

ejmaztec

I'd never work in a coal-mine if it was the last job left. A late uncle of mine did that job, two miles down and out under an estuary bed - no fucking way!

Acacia

Door-to-door sales. Or working with children/old people.

bobcar61

I'd hate to be a podiatrist as I hate feet:(

Also would hate to be a boards.ie moderator...oh cr*p I already am:D:D

ntlbell

Dental Dam..

My name is URL

Call Center Monkey

Debt Collector

Politician