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Whiped

  • 23-04-2009 6:41pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 DelleBelle


    How do you know when you have your boyfriend/girlfriend whipped?
    Any suggestions or tests i could try? :)


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Stetson Lemon Boomerang


    Bloodstains and scars on their back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Say 'can I whip you'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Please tell me you're a female. I can be on a bus in less than 5 minutes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Raise your arm really fast & see which one flinches, that's usually the one that's whipped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Ends in amazing orgasm if done properly.;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    When they respond to "Hey, bitch, get over here!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Terodil


    DelleBelle wrote: »
    How do you know when you have your boyfriend/girlfriend whipped?
    Any suggestions or tests i could try? :)
    1. why would you even want that?
    2. why would you want to test it?

    Seriously, show him a printout of your OP.

    If he runs, he has some sense and isn't.
    If he doesn't, he hasn't and is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 DelleBelle


    Please tell me you're a female. I can be on a bus in less than 5 minutes

    Yes i am a "female" =P and you didnt answer my question?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    DelleBelle wrote: »
    Yes i am a "female" =P and you didnt answer my question?

    That's because he's not whipped.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 DelleBelle


    Terodil wrote: »
    1. why would you even want that?
    2. why would you want to test it?

    Seriously, show him a printout of your OP.

    If he runs, he has some sense and isn't.
    If he doesn't, he hasn't and is.

    Ha curiousity i guess and seriousy bordem might have something to do with it!
    Im new to the whole relationship thing and i hear the phrase "whipped" alot so i said id ask =]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    How do you know when a guy is bitch whipped?

    He will forefit the halftime interval commentry of a football game to talk to you.


    How do you know if a woman is cock whipped?

    Kacks. When she washes and irons your kacks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Wait until he's got something planned with his mates and call him out of the blue, telling him to meet you.

    Can't fail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    snyper wrote: »
    How do you know when a guy is bitch whipped?

    He will forefit the halftime interval commentry of a football game to talk to you.


    How do you know if a woman is cock whipped?

    Kacks. When she washes and irons your kacks.

    That just sounds like love to me...:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Acacia wrote: »
    That just sounds like love to me...:o

    You've obviously never seen my kacks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Please tell me you're a female. I can be on a bus in less than 5 minutes
    Would it have really mattered if it was male or female to you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    Here is a good example of someone being whipped.

    Not me now! Two friends of mine that are a couple.

    While having a few beers in the house one night.
    Boyfriend goes to bathroom to relieve himself, on returning he goes to sit down, Girlfriend says to him "sure why don't you get yourself another can while you're up"
    Boyfriend turns around and heads for fridge.

    Now, you may not see the whippedness here but my God I can!

    I didnt say anything at the time, but still chuckle to myself about it. Poor ba$tard, needs to get himself a pair.

    Me, I'd have told her to fu*k off


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    m3llowship wrote: »
    Here is a good example of someone being whipped.

    Not me now! Two friends of mine that are a couple.

    While having a few beers in the house one night.
    Boyfriend goes to bathroom to relieve himself, on returning he goes to sit down, Girlfriend says to him "sure why don't you get yourself another can while you're up"
    Boyfriend turns around and heads for fridge.

    Now, you may not see the whippedness here but my God I can!

    I didnt say anything at the time, but still chuckle to myself about it. Poor ba$tard, needs to get himself a pair.

    Me, I'd have told her to fu*k off

    what a loser.

    He should have headbutted her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    what a loser.

    He should have headbutted her


    Not a loser, just a sap.....God help him and all mankind


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