Shallow thread! Where is she?????

boomboom

Ok. So I'm after coming back to my house after the old bar, and was blown away by a curvy girl in a black lacy kind of top down there. I just watched her from afar. sooo beautiful. wish I had had the confidence to go up and speak to her.

So basically... ok so i may be a little pissed writing this and may have my housemate egging me on here, bit does angone know who she is???? help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boomboom

oh and my housemate saw a girl he likes too.. bright blue top... in smokingarea most of the night... help us lonely hearts...

c0rk3r

Jesus...

Its like, its like a trainwreck.

DemocAnarchis

Ah lads, come on. A modicum of self respect.

irlande

Fair play lads!

E-mail into the allsoc and campus and head over to life.dcu.ie.
Post notices everywhere!

Get onto security about reviewing the video tapes, take some screenshots from it and post them over campus!

We will find the curvy girl in the black lacy top!

Landa2

Don't forget the girl in the bright blue top as well...

The bar security guys seems to notice hot girls more so than anyone else, so perhaps you can ask him

irish_boy90

you do know posting a thread here is not going the help at all....don't you?

irlande

I think we should all set our facebook status to:
wants to know if you've seen the curvy girl in the black lacy top? http://tinyurl.com/ddmcof

That way we'll eventually find her if it spreads through the DCU network.

gamblitis

We have to find her!!!This is a serious request guys.What if she is the one??The future Mrs. Boomboom!

Facebook status change ftw!

Diarmsquid

Any more details?
Hair colour? Who she was hanging around with?

dcuhead

OOOhhhh what did she look like? Someones facebook status brought me here so your plan is working!! Would be great if you found her!!

spacetweek

This is spreading on FB now. Any updates??

Jim_Are_Great

I'm not even in DCU and I'm with you.

Philthy

thanks to someone's fb status, I'm here and LMAO. I'm now about to change my status. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm a girl. I should be lambasting you for treating us like a nice bit of meat in a butcher's window. Instead, I'm basting the f**king meat. What am I like?

CuLT

Philthy wrote: »

thanks to someone's fb status, I'm here and LMAO. I'm now about to change my status. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm a girl. I should be lambasting you for treating us like a nice bit of meat in a butcher's window. Instead, I'm basting the f**king meat. What am I like?

You sound suspiciously like you might be wearing a black lacey or bright blue top.

irlande

Posters up in the hub and clubs and socs

Brilliant.

Darz0re

irlande wrote: »

Posters up in the hub and clubs and socs

Brilliant.

pics plz

irlande

Darz0re wrote: »

pics plz

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=81730276569&ref=nf

Enjoy.

6th

gamblitis wrote: »

What if she is the one??The future Mrs. Boomboom!

You want her to marry someone else? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=216908

TheChrisD

Yet another campaign brought to many people's attention by the procrastination of those in the Clubs and Socs offices

Philthy

CuLT wrote: »

Quote:
Originally Posted by Philthy
thanks to someone's fb status, I'm here and LMAO. I'm now about to change my status. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm a girl. I should be lambasting you for treating us like a nice bit of meat in a butcher's window. Instead, I'm basting the f**king meat. What am I like?

You sound suspiciously like you might be wearing a black lacey or bright blue top.

Incidentally, I am wearing bright blue today but alas am several counties away. I wish I was back in the old bar though. The old dank dark one not the one with the pointless uncomfortable couches and excess peach paint

MonaghanPenguin

awh bless! I'd almost include it in next weeks all student mail if she hasn't shown up by then!

irlande

MonaghanPenguin wrote: »

awh bless! I'd almost include it in next weeks all student mail if she hasn't shown up by then!

Almost?

Green Hand Guy

I will offer free entry to tonight's performance of Twelfth Night to anyone who can provide evidence leading to the capture of this mysterious girl, dead or alive.

TheBeeahst

hahaha just got linked here off facebook... im so intigued! i hope she's found!! and i hope she is the one..!

Urizen

Call Columbo

boomboom

Oh jesus.

I sobered up and realised that putting this on boards probably wasn't the smartest idea. it's a wonder that I didn't post my name and phone number too i'd never have lived that one down....

however the interest has been great! thanks everyone! I'm glad people care about love still

However I do have bad news I tracked her down. She's a friend of someone in my class and has a long-term boyfriend. they're in "love" or whatever. So I going to give up for now but if I see her again I'll woo her, don't you worry.

I asked my mate could he describe blue top girl better, I didn't see her, but he says he doesn't remember her face and that he actually doesn't love her, he just thought she was hot. He wants to move from this. sorry guys

Are there really posters in the clubs andsocs office? hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

MonaghanPenguin

awh!!!

irlande

We can break them up if you want....

Urizen

I'm so depressed now...

Jasirl

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=81730276569&ref=mf

Image of the poster there.

(I take responsibility for that group, dont hate me!)

boomboom

me too

Diarmsquid

So who was she?

boomboom

I'd better not say really. It's the opposite of slander/libel though isn't it?? Like complimenting someone in print instead of slagging them off.....

Diarmsquid

Yeah... opposite of a bad thing is a good thing.
Go on...

irlande

In fairness, even if you identify her she'll always go down in history as 'black lace girl'.

boomboom, there are 52 very depressed members of that facebook group who all feel for you.

We tried, men, we tried.

boomboom

ah nope, I won't, sorry. A gentleman never tells and all that. I have to say though I'm quite touched by the male solidarity that was displayed here and on facebook today. I feel proud to be male *tear*

Tellox

dregin

If only there could be this level of commitment when it comes to making trispace stop being a steaming heap of ****!!!11111

Alanthroneus

i vote for a break up... boomboom we are here for you!!

paul88carr

im on dcufm tomorrow between 3-4 and ill be calling to all listeners to locate the girl in question...we'll find her!

paul88carr

paul88carr wrote: »

im on dcufm tomorrow between 3-4 and ill be calling to all listeners to locate the girl in question...we'll find her!

He found her.

irish_boy90

Alanthroneus wrote: »

i vote for a break up... boomboom we are here for you!!

Seconded :pac:

:|

New campaign: Black lace girl, dump your boyfriend!

TheChrisD

Forced break-up? I'm so there

robby^5

paul88carr wrote: »

im on dcufm tomorrow between 3-4 and ill be calling to all listeners to locate the girl in question...we'll find her!

Well you're going to look like a bit of an eejit since he's found her already! Get with the times!

cabla

Sorry to hear man. Break up for the win!!!! Ye we should use this male coma-dory to work against Trispace.

gamblitis

Operation Breakup...whos with me?

c0rk3r

Heres what you do.

I’m sure if you’ve found the girl then you know her name or at the most remember what she looks like. This is what you do. Find the mutual friend on facebook or bebo. Chances are the target girl is a friend of hers or simply type her name into the search bar. Gather as much information about the girl as possible thats posted on her page. More often than not you'll be able to find out what course she’s studying. Find the Course code and from the timetables listed on Dcu you'll know where she is throughout the day. Hopefully she'll be with your friend some of the times you coincidently bumped into each other. Use this opportunity to chat to target girl. Keep it casual.

Now for the break up. Again from information posted on bebo and facebook you'll sometimes know where their heading out to. There are a number plans of attack you may use. I suggest bringing a gang of mates to where the couple are going. Be sure to bring an attractive female mate who will chatup/ flirt with the boyfriend etc. With any luck this will lead to some friction in the relationship. Continue along these lines for as long as possible.

Continue to coincidently bump into the girl. You should be on stop and friendly chat terms by now. Weave your poison and magic. Manipulate her as best you can by using information thats shes posted about herself on bebo/facebook. Examples - mention music "you" like which you;ve gotten from the site.Try bring doubt into her relationship as best you can whilst leading her into your arms.

Of course this is just a loose blueprint of a Plan. I’m open to suggestions + i cant actually do the work for you. All the best

This is why i dont have a Social networking account. Too many weirdos out there...

irlande

c0rk3r wrote: »

Heres what you do.

I’m sure if you’ve found the girl then you know her name or at the most remember what she looks like. This is what you do. Find the mutual friend on facebook or bebo. Chances are the target girl is a friend of hers or simply type her name into the search bar. Gather as much information about the girl as possible thats posted on her page. More often than not you'll be able to find out what course she’s studying. Find the Course code and from the timetables listed on Dcu you'll know where she is throughout the day. Hopefully she'll be with your friend some of the times you coincidently bumped into each other. Use this opportunity to chat to target girl. Keep it casual.

Now for the break up. Again from information posted on bebo and facebook you'll sometimes know where their heading out to. There are a number plans of attack you may use. I suggest bringing a gang of mates to where the couple are going. Be sure to bring an attractive female mate who will chatup/ flirt with the boyfriend etc. With any luck this will lead to some friction in the relationship. Continue along these lines for as long as possible.

Continue to coincidently bump into the girl. You should be on stop and friendly chat terms by now. Weave your poison and magic. Manipulate her as best you can by using information thats shes posted about herself on bebo/facebook. Examples - mention music "you" like which you;ve gotten from the site.Try bring doubt into her relationship as best you can whilst leading her into your arms.

Of course this is just a loose blueprint of a Plan. I’m open to suggestions + i cant actually do the work for you. All the best

This is why i dont have a Social networking account. Too many weirdos out there...

Dude, wtf?

Brilliant, brilliant but crazy. Done this before, much?

Yavvy

wow good plan. needs tweaking no doubt but failing to plan..