Qoute of the Day (Neil Francis)

Qprmeath

If Rob Kearney gets a chance to open his legs which he invaribly will under Ian McGeechan......
On Matt Cooper on Today Fm!

Mr.Applepie

I thought that was Paul Wallace

Tomtom364

Almost as bad as the sky commentators one

"you just cant keep going down on hookers like that"

Qprmeath

Mr.Applepie wrote: »

I thought that was Paul Wallace

You could be right.

Sandwich

Similar other true lines of yore:

Athletics TV. Female long jumper expected to win was struggling. Then produced a big leap. Commentator " then she opened he legs and showed her class".


Cricket BBC radio : Botham knocks the bails spinning out of his swing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k0qZDdfvZk
Was listening to this one live at the time.

Cool_CM

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
- Murray Mexted

Pisco Sour

- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."(Alan Minter)

-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)

- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)

- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)

- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

- "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)

- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
(Metro Radio)

- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)

- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)

- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)

- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown."
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

- True story... a female news anchor on ABC news who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So, Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, as they were laughing so hard!

cm2000

04072511 wrote: »

- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."(Alan Minter)

-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)

- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)

- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)

- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

- "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)

- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
(Metro Radio)

- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)

- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)

- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)

- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown."
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

- True story... a female news anchor on ABC news who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So, Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, as they were laughing so hard!

lol, the last one's my personal favourite

buck65

It was Wallace

MG

Sandwich wrote: »

Similar other true lines of yore:

Athletics TV. Female long jumper expected to win was struggling. Then produced a big leap. Commentator " then she opened he legs and showed her class".

Thought that was David Coleman commentating on Juantorena

Micky Dolenz

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."
Brian O'Driscoll when asked about his relationship with England coach Martin Johnson.