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Zombies in the workplace?

  • 21-04-2009 9:41am
    #1
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭


    There's a new girl in HR that must be a zombie. Seriously - she looks like a Portugese person who's been embalmed. Should I drive a sharp object into her head or would that sort of thing be frowned upon and count against me in my yearly review?


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  • #2
    aineolach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭aineolach


    Before taking action get her to take the following quiz: http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-are-you-a-zombie-test and watch her results.

    If she's a zombie speak to your boss and try to make killing her part of your period objectives.


  • #3
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    I like it - it could go on my CV : Successfully nipped zombie infestation in the bud.

    I actually feel creeped out looking at her. She's got a haircut from a 50s horror movie too.....


  • #4
    Undead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 297 ✭✭Undead


    Blitzkrieger wrote: »
    I like it - it could go on my CV : Successfully nipped zombie infestation in the bud.

    I actually feel creeped out looking at her. She's got a haircut from a 50s horror movie too.....

    We must see a picture...


  • #5
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Even creepier than zombie-look-a-like-HR-girl is wierd-guy-taking-pictures-in-HR-office. Must find out what her name is. There's got to be pun potential here. She's like the bride of Beettlejuice....

    [edit]Is it weird that google ads is throwing up sexual harassment courses?[/edit]


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I'm getting cake decorating and improve brain functions. I'd be very interested in doing a sexual harassment course. It's always good to keep up to date on the latest techniques.


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  • #7
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Had a look through the employee photos on the intranet to see if she was there. *shudders There's some ugly women in that....


  • #8
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Based on all this evidance I suggest burning down your workplace with all potential zombies locked inside.Im sure all others here agree with me


  • #9
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    If the office is full of greasy nerds you could just end up with flaming zombies all over the place.


  • #10
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    ScumLord wrote: »
    If the office is full of greasy nerds you could just end up with flaming zombies all over the place.
    lol

    kill her..... you could get a christmas bonus :)


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