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You're all going to DIE!

  • 19-04-2009 11:01pm
    #1
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭


    Yes, that's right - you're all going to DIE! (at some stage). Most of you will die roaring - the odd few in their sleep "peacefully" (but even then I think it ain't so peaceful)......me - Im goin down in a blaze of glory no doubt. How does it make you feel that the pearly white gates are waiting?....oh you may laugh now (or dream scientists will come up with some longevity drug so you live to 300) but you know what's coming......so how do you feel about that? Any preferential exit you have?


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  • #2
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    id like to exit through my arse... how i ever got in their ill never know...


    cause ill be dead.


  • #3
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Us vampires tend to hang around a bit longer , thousends of years in fact .


    Sure their is another thread like this going on now


  • #4
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • #5
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Latchy wrote: »
    Us vampires tend to hang around a bit longer , thousends of years in fact .


    Sure their is another thread like this going on now
    BLEH!!!!!!!!


  • #6
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    Latchy wrote: »
    Us vampires tend to hang around a bit longer , thousends of years in fact .


    Sure their is another thread like this going on now

    "there" young Jedi - it's "there";)


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  • #7
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Latchy wrote: »

    Sure their is another thread like this going on now


    This?


  • #8
    Mr. Frost
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Mr. Frost


    Latchy wrote: »
    Us vampires tend to hang around a bit longer , thousends of years in fact .


    Sure their is another thread like this going on now

    I'm the only lycan I know or have ever known so, impossible to tell!

    You're dead by the way! :D Oh wait...


  • #9
    jhegarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,441 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    I plan to die sound asleep , not screaming like all my passengers.


  • #10
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Yes, that's right - you're all going to DIE! .....me - Im goin down in a blaze of glory no doubt.


    Your heading off to Bolivia with your airgun?.

    Book a one way ticket, those bolivians don't fuck around.


    .


  • #11
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Yes, that's right - you're all going to DIE! (at some stage)
    Way to spot the obvious :rolleyes:

    /trying not to go to bed in suicidal mode


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  • #12
    joey54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭joey54


    With a bang, similar to the one that will end the world...................


  • #13
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    jhegarty wrote: »
    I plan to die sound asleep , not screaming like all my passengers.

    God dammit


  • #14
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    BLEH!!!!!!!!
    Aye !
    darkman2 wrote: »
    "there" young Jedi - it's "there";)
    It Tis ,tisint it :p

    Saibh wrote: »
    This?
    That's the one :)
    Mr. Frost wrote: »
    I'm the only lycan I know or have ever known so, impossible to tell!

    You're dead by the way! :D Oh wait...
    Dead ? Us Vampires could do with a good long sleep :D


  • #15
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    Another one of these Im gonna die threads. We all know that. Im mature enough to deal with it and get on with the rest of my life. Whats the point thinking about it.

    Well if someone actually thought of it no one will ever think of any one of ye in 100 years time. We will be gone forever and will never return. :(


  • #16
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    feels good! knowing that no matter how bad things get, it will all end at some point and the hardship won't last forever. :)


  • #17
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Nobody told me about this?


  • #18
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    joey54 wrote: »
    With a bang, similar to the one that will end the world...................

    yep joey54 noone will ever know who you are in a few 100 years time. You will be gone and will never come back. We wont exist


  • #19
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    SV wrote: »
    feels good! knowing that no matter how bad things get, it will all end at some point and the hardship won't last forever. :)

    we should do what the fcuk we want while we can like take out biffo with a sliencer!!!


  • #20
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    tech2 wrote: »
    we should do what the fcuk we want while we can like take out biffo with a sliencer!!!

    He will die too...in time (allbeit in a private hospital)...


  • #21
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Boredom is the biggest killer of all .

    Oh Yes ,they wil gloss it up and say he or she died from this, or that, but it was the ol boredom that finally got em


    * Head falls onto keyboard zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *

    Intends hopes to die of quite Boredom ;)


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  • #22
    joey54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭joey54


    tech2 wrote: »
    yep joey54 noone will ever know who you are in a few 100 years time. You will be gone and will never come back. We wont exist

    When you put it like that............ This is an extremely morbid thread!


  • #23
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    darkman2 wrote: »
    He will die too...in time (allbeit in a private hospital)...

    or maybe the stress of public sector pay cuts might get to him before december


  • #24
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'm not.

    To find out my amazing secrets to EVERLASTING LIFE just send 10 euro to:

    AnonoBoy
    1 Main Street,
    Internet Town,
    World Wide Web.

    Thanking you.


  • #25
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    Done.


  • #26
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I'm not.

    To find out my amazing secrets to EVERLASTING LIFE just send 10 euro to:

    AnonoBoy
    1 Main Street,
    Internet Town,
    World Wide Web.

    Thanking you.

    I would rather die if I was unable to do the easy necessary tasks required during a day etc toilet and all my friends having died plus looking like a doormat


  • #27
    philologos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Yes, that's right - you're all going to DIE! (at some stage).

    I'm left to think, so what? If we are all going to bear death, it's not really anything that special, or abnormal is it?


  • #28
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Famous last words..

    Where da f*** did that tree come from?


  • #29
    regob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭regob


    why did ya start this thread again it just finished


  • #30
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Unlike millions who have died on some godforsaken battlefield , at least most of us will have the dignity of dying near to home, with our loved at our side in our final moements .

    Amen .


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  • #31
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    tech2 wrote: »
    I would rather die if I was unable to do the easy necessary tasks required during a day etc toilet and all my friends having died plus looking like a doormat

    What the fup are you on about tech2?


  • #32
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    tech2 wrote: »
    Another one of these Im gonna die threads. We all know that. Im mature enough to deal with it and get on with the rest of my life. Whats the point thinking about it.

    Well if someone actually thought of it no one will ever think of any one of ye in 100 years time. We will be gone forever and will never return. :(

    Us young 'uns have a good chance of being around in the next century. And I'll be remembered for millennia, like Shakespeare or Hitler.


  • #33
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Originally Posted by tech2
    Another one of these Im gonna die threads. We all know that. Im mature enough to deal with it and get on with the rest of my life. Whats the point thinking about it.

    Well if someone actually thought of it no one will ever think of any one of ye in 100 years time. We will be gone forever and will never return
    There will be a time when nobodys around to remember anybody else .

    It's called the end of the world

    G'night


  • #34
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Pearly gates? No such thing. Pff, I'm going to leave my human form when the time is right and move to a planet far, far away.


  • #35
    ahara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭ahara


    In order to immunise myself against the possibility of death I drink the blood of virgins every day.


  • #36
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Yes, that's right - you're all going to DIE!

    That knowledge is what separates us from animals in the great scheme of things.

    Lucky feckers.:(

    /Crap, serious post, time for bed.


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  • #37
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Yes, that's right - you're all going to DIE! (at some stage). Most of you will die roaring - the odd few in their sleep "peacefully" (but even then I think it ain't so peaceful)......me - Im goin down in a blaze of glory no doubt. How does it make you feel that the pearly white gates are waiting?....oh you may laugh now (or dream scientists will come up with some longevity drug so you live to 300) but you know what's coming......so how do you feel about that? Any preferential exit you have?

    Meh.
    Sweet eternal oblivion ftw :p


  • #38
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Yawn


  • #39
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    what is the survivol rate from death?anybody know the statistics?

    Lazerous=1, any more?oh yep Jesus,He got so cross(groan)he came back.

    just a quick pole how many came back from the dead?(without the use of viagra)


  • #40
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Hot tip: you will never be able to legitimately tell someone else that you were electrocuted.


  • #41
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Im fine with it actually. But I think I will draw the line after 55. Cant be ãrsed with the rest of it. At this point, Id be of to see the Swiss about the unbearable pain Im in.


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  • #42
    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    I hope to fcuk I die as a result of my heart failing; at least then I'll only be conscious that I'm dying for about 2 -4 minutes! Dont want to contemplate the situation where something like my pancreas or liver fails and I slowly die from all the complications that build up!


  • #43
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    pfft

    Immortality is just around the corner, with this scary guy

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey


  • #44
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Overheal wrote: »
    Hot tip: you will never be able to legitimately tell someone else that you were electrocuted.
    CLEAR !


  • #45
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Death by snu snu.

    Its the only humane way


  • #46
    Leprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    tech2 wrote: »
    Another one of these Im gonna die threads. We all know that. Im mature enough to deal with it and get on with the rest of my life. Whats the point thinking about it.

    Well if someone actually thought of it no one will ever think of any one of ye in 100 years time. We will be gone forever and will never return. :(

    Just transfer your conciousness into a robot. Happy days.


  • #47
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Would like to die in my sleep, but more than likely I will be crying blood from my eyes, twisted and torn in a metal wreck. :(

    That or cancer... fking hate cancer...


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