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Old drunk

  • 18-04-2009 5:32pm
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    Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, 'Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.'

    'So,' says the second drunk, 'what's your point?'

    'Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.'


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