love it

regob

got to say, i love the lines mods have when they are banning people or closing a thread, any good ones yous can remember??????

Michellenman

You are the limewire to his napster

Gotta say that made me laugh.

Basq

"Closed!" or "Locked!"

Absolute comedy genius..

Genghiz Cohen

basquille wrote: »

"Closed!" or "Locked!"

Absolute comedy genius..

Don't forget "BANNED!"

Basq

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Don't forget "BANNED!"

That's moderately funny....... I guess!

Genghiz Cohen

basquille wrote: »

That's moderately funny....... I guess!

I Get Jokes.

mukki

ibl...

no, I really am!

Mark200

To be honest I never really find their 'lines' funny... I never understood why they have to post "Banned." when they ban someone.... why can't they just ban them..?

dr.bollocko

Mark200 wrote: »

To be honest I never really find their 'lines' funny... I never understood why they have to post "Banned." when they ban someone.... why can't they just ban them..?

Well a lot of the time you post it it can be as a message to other posters on the thread. For example if someone is banned for abuse of another poster. The last thing we want is the poster what were abused coming back with more abuse so we just want to highlight to anyone who reported a post or has been wronged that action has been taken on their behalf.
See what Im sayin?

Genghiz Cohen

Mark200 wrote: »

To be honest I never really find their 'lines' funny... I never understood why they have to post "Banned." when they ban someone.... why can't they just ban them..?

To instil fear in the masses.

javaboy

Karoma was legendary at this. It's what made me want to be a moderator.

Genghiz Cohen

javaboy wrote: »

Karoma was legendary at this. It's what made me want to be a moderator.

And you trained hard, every day, just to be like him. All the hours of writing down witty banter, reporting renegade posts. you lurked and lurked, until one day, you were chosen.

It was the greatest moment of your life, you could be the next Karoma, you could earn the respect and fear of all the users of the boards. Wielding your mighty Ban-Hammer, you purged the forums of evil and brought a new age of happiness.

But.

Just as you reached the peak of your power, Karoma vanished, never to be heard from again.

Kiera

javaboy wrote: »

Karoma was legendary at this. It's what made me want to be a moderator.

+1 he was king of the funnies! Bring back Karoma!

javaboy

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

And you trained hard, every day, just to be like him. All the hours of writing down witty banter, reporting renegade posts. you lurked and lurked, until one day, you were chosen.

It was the greatest moment of your life, you could be the next Karoma, you could earn the respect and fear of all the users of the boards. Wielding your mighty Ban-Hammer, you purged the forums of evil and brought a new age of happiness.

But.

Just as you reached the peak of your power, Karoma vanished, never to be heard from again.

That's not quite what happened. You see to become the new Karoma, I had to kill the old one.

Kiera

javaboy wrote: »

That's not quite what happened. You see to become the new Karoma, I had to kill the old one.

You'd have to kill me first :mad:

Hagar

I liked this recent one from a thread closed in politics.

moderately,
Scofflaw


instead of the usual signoff
cordially
Scofflaw

regob

Hagar wrote: »

I liked this recent one from a thread closed in politics.

moderately,
Scofflaw


instead of the usual signoff
Scofflaw

lol thats quality