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BGRH Investigates - Does size matter?

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  • 15-04-2009 12:16pm
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    Tom Dunne
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    Given the unwavering support on this very forum for National Cleavage Day, I put it to the assembled masses that when it comes to all things bosom, size matters.

    Or does it?

    Is anything more than a handful to much? Is motorboating wrong when the motorboater ends up with two black eyes, and the motorboatee ends up falling over? Is the wonderbra the greatest gift to mankind since the invention of hotpants or merely a cynical marketing exercise, exploiting the weak and vulnerable male mind?

    So, in the words of Vince Vaughan in the Wedding Crashers, do you prefer them built for comfort, or built for speed?

    Does size matter? 16 votes

    Hell yes, a man can only hold so much. Smaller=better.
    0% 0 votes
    No, gimme all you got. Bigger=better.
    50% 8 votes
    Whatever. I'm just grateful I get to play with them.
    50% 8 votes


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    #2
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I like a nice handful.


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    #3
    The_M
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    There is so much more than size to be considered here, I mean there is texture, density, perkiness, mouthfeel ..... well maybe I should leave off that last one?


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    #4
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The_M wrote: »
    well maybe I should leave off that last one?

    Please do. :D

    This is a family forum.


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    #5
    The_M
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    well its all part of getting herself in the family way isn't it?


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    #6
    Tom Dunne
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    The_M wrote: »
    well its all part of getting herself in the family way isn't it?

    Technically, yes.

    But there are perhaps more appropriate fora for that type of discussion and the mechanics involved.


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    #7
    The_M
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    Ah yes, well given the serious nature of the thread, you will forgive my stupid transgression?:D


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    Tom Dunne
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    The_M wrote: »
    Ah yes, well given the serious nature of the thread, you will forgive my stupid transgression?:D

    Of course.

    Rookie mistake.


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I'm more a built for speed type of chappy.:D Bigger doesn't do it for me I have to say. Now it's all about the brotherette, but given a choice I would go for c cup or lower.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #10
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wibbs wrote: »
    given a choice I would go for c cup or lower.

    Now, you are getting into technicalities here, young Wibbs. I am sure most of the brothers are not overly well up on the whole alphabet rating system thing.

    So can we leave out the technical jargon and focus on the matter at hand?

    :D


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    star-pants
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    This should prove interesting actually.
    I've a friend who is more than supplied in the bosum department & she's gotten good feedback from bfs.

    I'm happy with the size I am, I think tis just the right size :P

    oh... I see what you did there Tom... in hand...
    But I agree with Wibbs on the C :P


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    The_M
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    Cing is very important in bosum measurement


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    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The_M wrote: »
    Cing is very important in bosum measurement

    But is C-ing believing?






    Where's my coat?


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    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,908 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    I'm with SP & Wibbs on this one. C cups rawk.

    Also, did Tom wash his hands? :p


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    #15
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    LostinBlanch wrote: »
    Also, did Tom wash his hands? :p

    It's not my hands I need to wash.


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    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    I voted for the whatever option

    Mainly because I just appreciate Boobs in general but also because it depends on the girl etc

    I think this requires further research Brother Tom


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    kayos
    Registered Users Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    BGRH Guide to Cup Size

    A - Ahhhh are you sure you are of legal age?
    B - Better
    C - Curvy
    D - Delicious

    Lots more letters to cover but I thought I should deal with the basics first.


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    #18
    Tom Dunne
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    The Recliner wrote: »
    I think this requires further research Brother Tom

    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?


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    Robbo
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    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?
    The BIGASS group must rise again.

    We need white coats, which both lift and separate. For the study participants mind.


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    #20
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Robbo wrote: »
    The BIGASS group must rise again.

    And rise it shall. All in the name of science, you understand.
    Robbo wrote: »
    We need white coats, which both lift and separate. For the study participants mind.

    Something along the lines of this, no doubt?

    sexy-doctor.jpg

    (note to self: Turning off Google Image Safe Search in work is NOT a good idea)


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    #21
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?

    I am pleading the Fifth on that one, sadly I don't think I am allowed perform research like that anymore

    Observation is allowed though


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    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Now this is the kind of research that will have the multinationals queueing up to reinvest in Ireland.


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    #23
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    oooh - I'm all for dressing up... for scientific purposes.... ^_^
    DGRL-3524.gif


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    #24
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Robbo wrote: »
    Now this is the kind of research that will have the multinationals queueing up to reinvest in Ireland.

    There is bound to be an Enterprise Ireland grant for this kind of cutting edge research.

    And I am sure there will be an international market for the findings of such research.
    star-pants wrote: »
    oooh - I'm all for dressing up... for scientific purposes.... ^_^
    DGRL-3524.gif

    Giving your body up for science star-pants? Very good of you. ;)


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    sioda
    Registered Users Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭sioda


    kayos wrote: »
    BGRH Guide to Cup Size

    A - Ahhhh are you sure you are of legal age?
    B - Better
    C - Curvy
    D - Delicious

    Lots more letters to cover but I thought I should deal with the basics first.

    No need to type answer thanks Kayos:D


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    #26
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    It's all good! :cool:


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    #27
    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    All boobs are great.


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    #28
    Don1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    All of them!!! Apart from the ones that resemble conkers in football socks and hang around the belly button. :D


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    Gaspode
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    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?

    Research your findings here


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    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Gaspode wrote: »
    Research your findings here

    Hours of fun


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    #31
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    If she has a really great ass I'll excuse anything - even if they are smaller than my own pecks. But if she does have good boobs its a dam great bonus


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