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BGRH Investigates - Does size matter?

  • 15-04-2009 11:16am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭


    Given the unwavering support on this very forum for National Cleavage Day, I put it to the assembled masses that when it comes to all things bosom, size matters.

    Or does it?

    Is anything more than a handful to much? Is motorboating wrong when the motorboater ends up with two black eyes, and the motorboatee ends up falling over? Is the wonderbra the greatest gift to mankind since the invention of hotpants or merely a cynical marketing exercise, exploiting the weak and vulnerable male mind?

    So, in the words of Vince Vaughan in the Wedding Crashers, do you prefer them built for comfort, or built for speed?

    Does size matter? 16 votes

    Hell yes, a man can only hold so much. Smaller=better.
    0% 0 votes
    No, gimme all you got. Bigger=better.
    50% 8 votes
    Whatever. I'm just grateful I get to play with them.
    50% 8 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I like a nice handful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    There is so much more than size to be considered here, I mean there is texture, density, perkiness, mouthfeel ..... well maybe I should leave off that last one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The_M wrote: »
    well maybe I should leave off that last one?

    Please do. :D

    This is a family forum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    well its all part of getting herself in the family way isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The_M wrote: »
    well its all part of getting herself in the family way isn't it?

    Technically, yes.

    But there are perhaps more appropriate fora for that type of discussion and the mechanics involved.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    Ah yes, well given the serious nature of the thread, you will forgive my stupid transgression?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The_M wrote: »
    Ah yes, well given the serious nature of the thread, you will forgive my stupid transgression?:D

    Of course.

    Rookie mistake.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I'm more a built for speed type of chappy.:D Bigger doesn't do it for me I have to say. Now it's all about the brotherette, but given a choice I would go for c cup or lower.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wibbs wrote: »
    given a choice I would go for c cup or lower.

    Now, you are getting into technicalities here, young Wibbs. I am sure most of the brothers are not overly well up on the whole alphabet rating system thing.

    So can we leave out the technical jargon and focus on the matter at hand?

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    This should prove interesting actually.
    I've a friend who is more than supplied in the bosum department & she's gotten good feedback from bfs.

    I'm happy with the size I am, I think tis just the right size :P

    oh... I see what you did there Tom... in hand...
    But I agree with Wibbs on the C :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭The_M


    Cing is very important in bosum measurement


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The_M wrote: »
    Cing is very important in bosum measurement

    But is C-ing believing?






    Where's my coat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    I'm with SP & Wibbs on this one. C cups rawk.

    Also, did Tom wash his hands? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Also, did Tom wash his hands? :p

    It's not my hands I need to wash.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    I voted for the whatever option

    Mainly because I just appreciate Boobs in general but also because it depends on the girl etc

    I think this requires further research Brother Tom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    BGRH Guide to Cup Size

    A - Ahhhh are you sure you are of legal age?
    B - Better
    C - Curvy
    D - Delicious

    Lots more letters to cover but I thought I should deal with the basics first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I think this requires further research Brother Tom

    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?
    The BIGASS group must rise again.

    We need white coats, which both lift and separate. For the study participants mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Robbo wrote: »
    The BIGASS group must rise again.

    And rise it shall. All in the name of science, you understand.
    Robbo wrote: »
    We need white coats, which both lift and separate. For the study participants mind.

    Something along the lines of this, no doubt?

    sexy-doctor.jpg

    (note to self: Turning off Google Image Safe Search in work is NOT a good idea)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?

    I am pleading the Fifth on that one, sadly I don't think I am allowed perform research like that anymore

    Observation is allowed though


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Now this is the kind of research that will have the multinationals queueing up to reinvest in Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    oooh - I'm all for dressing up... for scientific purposes.... ^_^
    DGRL-3524.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Robbo wrote: »
    Now this is the kind of research that will have the multinationals queueing up to reinvest in Ireland.

    There is bound to be an Enterprise Ireland grant for this kind of cutting edge research.

    And I am sure there will be an international market for the findings of such research.
    star-pants wrote: »
    oooh - I'm all for dressing up... for scientific purposes.... ^_^
    DGRL-3524.gif

    Giving your body up for science star-pants? Very good of you. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭sioda


    kayos wrote: »
    BGRH Guide to Cup Size

    A - Ahhhh are you sure you are of legal age?
    B - Better
    C - Curvy
    D - Delicious

    Lots more letters to cover but I thought I should deal with the basics first.

    No need to type answer thanks Kayos:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    It's all good! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    All boobs are great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    All of them!!! Apart from the ones that resemble conkers in football socks and hang around the belly button. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,044 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I think it does.

    And just how do you propose we perform this research?

    Research your findings here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Gaspode wrote: »
    Research your findings here

    Hours of fun


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    If she has a really great ass I'll excuse anything - even if they are smaller than my own pecks. But if she does have good boobs its a dam great bonus


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