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Late Late Presenter Wanted, 400k

TV PRESENTER WANTED

Company:
LATE LATE LTD

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400K++
Benefits:


* PENSION / PRSA


Subject to occasional 10% cuts
** Subject to market devaluation

Overview

Flexible TV Presenter wanted that is willing to work Friday evenings for popular TV show. Candidates should be made of flesh and blood. Must be energetic, genuine, witty and actually interested in listening to what the guests have to say.

Will report to a mysterious owl.

Experience and Skills

· Must be Good with Children & feel comfortable surrounded by children’s toys

· Must enjoy making conversation with a variety of guests eg bishops girlfriends, drunken psychiatrists, murderers

· Must be willing to ad lib and deviate from the script

· Ability to control temper especially when dealing with unappreciative prize winners is a plus

· Must feel occasionally compelled to administer identical objects to every member of the audience

· Must have an ability to handle foul mouthed/inebriated comedians/musicians/actors

· Must be tenacious in debate, particularly where elderly neighbours are concerned

· Must be able to handle a lack of appreciation and at times ridicule from everyone else

Benefits

· The adoration of Grannies

· Big but ever decreasing wads of cash

Note – Must have own transport.

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Dartz

I have a mouldy old 2x4 plank stashed at home that seems ideal. Same solid emotional range as Kenny. Same slightly stuffy interview style. Same flat liney face. I'd gladly sell a mouldy old plank for 400k.

It's well seasoned too!