S H I T stuff = godsend:)

useful_contacts

ok so im a pretty pratical kinda gal....if i can fix somthing ill dam well try

my darling partner downloaded a trojan horse into my laptop(only had it a year aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh)

thing F U C K E D (cant even retrieve my music/pics or nothing) boo hoo:( So basically i couldnt sort it:(

so back to using his CRAP 5 YEAR OLD COMP that is like an old man with a weak bladder:mad:

However went on tonight and found my old itunes- OMG the amount of totally brill songs id totally forgotten about!!!!!!!!!

Im here since 8 and im in my element im actually on a high here:D:D:D

So had anything happened ye that seemed S H I T but was a godsend*

*i know mine wasnt a godsend but its my thread so screw u:D:D:D

owenmakken

Once I ordered a chicken curry from the chinese, but they deliver chow mien by mistake, now its my gaveourite

Red Hand

I'm glad you found your Anastasia/Rhianna/Ginger Spice/Billy Piper tunes...all the hits.

You listening to S Club 7 now? They're massive.:)

owenmakken

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

I'm glad you found your Anastasia/Rhianna/Ginger Spice/Billy Piper tunes...all the hits.

You listening to S Club 7 now? They're massive.:)

S club juniors where the money shot

useful_contacts

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

I'm glad you found your Anastasia/Rhianna/Ginger Spice/Billy Piper tunes...all the hits.

You listening to S Club 7 now? They're massive.:)

actually its all 80s music iv found

but thats ok i know your 12 dont hide it:eek:

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Foul mouth for a lady... pfft!!! :rolleyes: :P

gcgirl

Any Duran Duran there?

useful_contacts

gcgirl wrote: »

Any Duran Duran there?

no idea not even close to half way through all the songs
yet:D

can i interest you in Chicago or Heart???:p

Red Hand

All a board the Vengabus!

Senna

Got refused into a niteclub when i was 17, all my mates were inside and i was staying with one of them that night, so had to stay around (before mobiles were common). Completely pissed off i sat down on a wall outside and got talking to this gorgeous girl............;)

GLaDOS

Personally I'd rather have a working laptop than songs I'd forgotten about...

useful_contacts

ok lads this was supposed to be about things that happened that seemed bad but ended up being good

not songs

u_c

herobear

Get him to pay to fix it, or if its a lost cause buy you a new one, seriously....

Rayan

useful_contacts wrote: »

thing F U C K E D (cant even retrieve my music/pics or nothing) boo hoo:( So basically i couldnt sort it

Just re-install windows, formatting the hard drive before you do so.

consultech

Rayan wrote: »

Just re-install windows, formatting the hard drive before you do so.

Got there just before me.

That'll leave her good as new - no loss if it's already fooked n uve lost ur content - and will prob run faster than before ur darling hubby wrecked it. (By d way u know what he was likely lookin at he managed to get a virus, yeah?)

I once cheated death by freakin out on a flight before it took off because of a dream I had. I was kicked off the flight, which exploded in mid air.

My life has been hell since though. BRB, just gonna go change a fuse in my gaff's main switchbox.

magick

Their.....was a spider in the bath...

S.I.R

useful_contacts wrote: »

ok so im a pretty pratical kinda gal....if i can fix somthing ill dam well try

my darling partner downloaded a trojan horse into my laptop(only had it a year aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh)

thing F U C K E D (cant even retrieve my music/pics or nothing) boo hoo:( So basically i couldnt sort it:(

so back to using his CRAP 5 YEAR OLD COMP that is like an old man with a weak bladder:mad:

However went on tonight and found my old itunes- OMG the amount of totally brill songs id totally forgotten about!!!!!!!!!

Im here since 8 and im in my element im actually on a high here:D:D:D

So had anything happened ye that seemed S H I T but was a godsend*

*i know mine wasnt a godsend but its my thread so screw u:D:D:D

my pc will be 5 within the next 3 months... bar the new ram and Hd its better then any pc on sale that id buy ( unless i wanted to spend 600+ quid )


age means nothing tbh... once it works, dont complain

useful_contacts

S.I.R wrote: »

my pc will be 5 within the next 3 months... bar the new ram and Hd its better then any pc on sale that id buy ( unless i wanted to spend 600+ quid )


age means nothing tbh... once it works, dont complain

ive learnt that believe me hun

S.I.R

useful_contacts wrote: »

ive learnt that believe me hun

aye, the older it gets the better it is... ask terry/javaboy/sharpshooter/Almightycushion :rolleyes:

useful_contacts

S.I.R wrote: »

aye, the older it gets the better it is... ask terry/javaboy/sharpshooter/Almightycushion :rolleyes:

a/s/l

seanybiker

Me motorbike got robbed last month. I was like a dog. I had fully comp so now Im going to by a bike with twice the bhp and a lot more speed than the one that was robbed. Still miss me bike but wont mind when I get the new beast.

useful_contacts

seanybiker wrote: »

Me motorbike got robbed last month. I was like a dog. I had fully comp so now Im going to by a bike with twice the bhp and a lot more speed than the one that was robbed. Still miss me bike but wont mind when I get the new beast.

i dont know what that means

S.I.R

useful_contacts wrote: »

a/s/l

despite the wink, you have a fella and ive a misses but i could use someone to sponge bath me.

seanybiker

useful_contacts wrote: »

i dont know what that means

fully comprehensive insurance. Means I can claim for the robbery of the bike and get money off the insurance to buy a new bike for meself.
Bhp is just the power of the bike.
And its way faster than me last bike. Good for when Im on a closed private road.

S.I.R

seanybiker wrote: »

fully comprehensive insurance. Means I can claim for the robbery of the bike and get money off the insurance to buy a new bike for meself.
Bhp is just the power of the bike.
And its way faster than me last bike. Good for when Im on a closed private road.

you mean that m50 at mid day right ?

rip the throttle open on your average bike nothing can catch you ( unless its a super bike... ) as its jam packed with cars and gardi bikes are too wide :pac:

useful_contacts

S.I.R wrote: »

despite the wink, you have a fella and ive a misses but i could use someone to sponge bath me.

thats sexy in like 5 different ways:D

useful_contacts

seanybiker wrote: »

fully comprehensive insurance. Means I can claim for the robbery of the bike and get money off the insurance to buy a new bike for meself.
Bhp is just the power of the bike.
And its way faster than me last bike. Good for when Im on a closed private road.

Larry???:eek:

seanybiker

S.I.R wrote: »

you mean that m50 at mid day right ?

rip the throttle open on your average bike nothing can catch you ( unless its a super bike... ) as its jam packed with cars and gardi bikes are too wide :pac:

Gonna get a gsxr 1000 this time so that will be fun.

My laptop has been through it all and is still ticking away.. slowly.

A dog bit through the power cable (whilst plugged in), sending sparks into the computer. Now the trackmouse/half the keyboard wont work.

Dr Pepper poured on the other half, so now that side doesn't work either.

I'm missing about 3 keys from there as well.

I have to use a wireless mouse and keyboard.

If it's not plugged in then the thing wont turn on, so I have to take the power cord (that is held together by masking tape) with me wherever I go.

javaboy

S.I.R wrote: »

aye, the older it gets the better it is... ask terry/javaboy/sharpshooter/Almightycushion :rolleyes:

What's that supposed to mean?

SV

javaboy wrote: »

What's that supposed to mean?

I think he's trying to be witty.

RandolphEsq

Was in Thailand and brought a hooker back to my place hoping to do the bold deed with her. He turned out to be a she. So instead of a vag I had an ass. Low and behold it ended up feeling great!

I messed up an interview for a call centre really badly.. really needed the job and felt like shít cause of it.

A couple of months of unemployment later, I land the career job I wanted and never would have found if I was working in the call centre.


There was one line during the interview that guaranteed I wouldn't get the job and it ended up being one of the best things I've ever said in my life.

dr.bollocko

BrightEyes wrote: »

Was in Thailand and brought a hooker back to my place hoping to do the bold deed with her. He turned out to be a she. So instead of a vag I had an ass. Low and behold it ended up feeling great!

You might want to re-think that post. For many many reasons. I have highlighted but one.

Professey Chin

BrightEyes wrote: »

Was in Thailand and brought a hooker back to my place hoping to do the bold deed with her. He turned out to be a she. So instead of a vag I had an ass. Low and behold it ended up feeling great!

Pics or GTF............actually no.Just GTFO :pac:

Gummy Panda

javaboy wrote: »

What's that supposed to mean?

Maybe he is calling you old?

dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You might want to re-think that post. For many many reasons. I have highlighted but one.

well spotted

RandolphEsq

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You might want to re-think that post. For many many reasons. I have highlighted but one.

*Jumps out window*

RandolphEsq

Deleted User wrote: »

well spotted

*Hands him a tissue and points to his brown nose*

Yellowblackbird

I was once just about to post on boards but instead
put malwarebytes, avg and antivir on my working laptop and updated them
and then using usb connected caddy for laptop 2.5 hard disks slung the hdd from the infected laptop as an external on the working one and scanned and detected and cleared all infections.

Captain Darling

Yellowblackbird wrote: »

I was once just about to post on boards but instead
put malwarebytes, avg and antivir on my working laptop and updated them
and then using usb connected caddy for laptop 2.5 hard disks slung the hdd from the infected laptop as an external on the working one and scanned and detected and cleared all infections.

Errr, yeah.......

Me too....

<_<

>_>