Polar Bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo

abouttobebanned

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany?picture=345847070

idiot

Blazer

lol..i love seeing stupid people getting their comeuppance when they do something like this.
At least the dumb bitch might learn a lession from this.

ejmaztec

abouttobebanned wrote: »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany?picture=345847070

idiot

The Polar Bear or the mad woman?

My name is URL

Stupid cnut.

Darwin Award in the post

Sharpshooter

But she's not dead.

Woden

Gotta love that 4th pic.

Vain

and wants the bet she will get a few grand for it.

tech77

Why is "4 pictures" in parentheses after the headline.

Kinda like:
And now, here is the news.
Wanna see some cool pictures!

dlofnep

She jumped in, the ****ing moron. They should have just pointed and laughed.

dlofnep

Vid of her being rescued: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_4PsQbq_Sw

Schism

And what have we learned today, miss?

That's right, hungry polar bears will **** your **** up.

Ulysses Gaze

and wants the bet she will get a few grand for it.

It's Germany...not much of a compo culture there.

She'll probably be the one charged and rightly so.

What a fool.

jesus_thats_gre

The dumb bitch!!

markok84

I hope they don't put down that animal coz of that stupid bitch.

sidneykidney

What a fcuking tool,they should have left her tbh

Saibh

She decided to go for her swim during feeding time

The animals were being fed at the time the woman jumped into their enclosure, at around 10:30 am.

Link

Naikon

Dopey bitch:pac:

markok84

dlofnep wrote: »

Vid of her being rescued: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_4PsQbq_Sw

Just watched that there, I laughed so hard my tea came out my nose.

Gordon

I bet if they killed her they'd be put down. Won't someone think of the polar bears?

star-pants

I too laughed when she slipped and fell back in.

If she was mentally disturbed someone should have been watching her. As other's said they could have destroyed the polar bears for attacking her - that would have been cruel.

Saibh

star-pants wrote: »

If she was mentally disturbed someone should have been watching her.

Bipolar maybe?

andrew

They should try to deter people from doing that by putting large vicious animals in the enclosures who'd attack anyone who entered.

RandolphEsq

She could have been attempting suicide. Those wackos are looking for all sorts of crazy ways to do it these days. I blame those suicide bunny cartoons

MagicMarker

And THAT'S why they lost the war.

TPD

Jesus H Christ she is a stupid bitch and deserves all the polar bear destruction in the world. Jumping into an enclosure, swimming towards the bears, then being shocked when one bites you. At feeding time. Im literally still in shock. Hilarious when she falls back in though.

A severe mental deficiency (before getting attacked) is the only way she can possibly redeem herself in my eyes.

Jesus.

Futurism

I wonder what she tasted like.

OpenYourEyes

MagicMarker wrote: »

And THAT'S why they lost the war.

Dont mention the war!!

Hilarious when she falls in again alright! Id love to be the first person to get an interview with her after that!

ejmaztec

Futurism wrote: »

I wonder what she tasted like.

Bearly edible sauerkraut? :pac:

TPD

ejmaztec wrote: »

Bearly edible sauerkraut? :pac:

A sour kraut?

easyeason3

Shoud have left her in there. In fairness she's a big woman so they could have saved on feeding costs for a few days.
The funniest thing is the look of shock & pain her stupid face, what was she expecting from them? A hug?

Lump

Schism wrote: »

And what have we learned today, miss?

That's right, hungry polar bears will **** your **** up.

That actually made me laugh out loud

Gummy Panda

Never piss off a bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6_0WhLfkJs

btw, that women who jumped into the polar bear pool liked smelly

allabouteve

The usual fountain of compassion here.

The woman is obviously unwell, not in her right mind.

Calling her a dumb bitch is easy and at least saves anyone the effort of thinking about why it happens though.

galwayrush

markok84 wrote: »

I hope they don't put down that animal coz of that stupid bitch.

I doubt it, it's Germany, the Bear did nothing wrong, the silly woman broke into the enclousure so she'll be fined and charged for the rescue hopefully.

MagicMarker

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Never piss off a bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6_0WhLfkJs

btw, that women who jumped into the polar bear pool liked smelly

Was that you?

Euro_Kraut

Was it Knut?? Surely not the world cutest thing ever....

http://tkfextern.rolotec.ch/en/zoo-berlin_knut_1280x1024.jpg

galwayrush

allabouteve wrote: »

The usual fountain of compassion here.

The woman is obviously unwell, not in her right mind.

Calling her a dumb bitch is easy and at least saves anyone the effort of thinking about why it happens though.

It's obvious she thought Polar Bears were warm cuddly creatures.;)

Dyr

allabouteve wrote: »

The usual fountain of compassion here.

The woman is obviously unwell, not in her right mind.

Never attribute to insanity that which can be explained by old fashioned stupidity.

Gummy Panda

galwayrush wrote: »

It's obvious she thought Polar Bears were warm cuddly creatures.;)

She obliviously learned otherwise from her fact finding mission.

I think she should sue coca cola for their false advertising about polar bears

Dancor

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

Was it Knut?? Surely not the world cutest thing ever....

[image]http://tkfextern.rolotec.ch/en/zoo-berlin_knut_1280x1024.jpg[/image]

He is not so cute anymore

Slidey

First thing I noticed was she had big boobies...

galwayrush

Slidey wrote: »

First thing I noticed was she had big boobies...

Same here, took me a while to notice the Bear, thought her boobies looked good wet.:D

tech77

I blame those damn foxes glacier mint ads.

That bear always seemed so friendly.

herobear

if the bear wanted to harm her, she'd be dead.
You can see it grabbing her by the upper back/neck, which is how they carry their young, looks like it was trying to help her the only way it could imo.

It wasnt knut, but another bear in the same enclosure

Slidey

herobear wrote: »

if the bear wanted to harm her, she'd be dead.
You can see it grabbing her by the upper back/neck, which is how they carry their young, looks like it was trying to help her the only way it could imo.

It wasnt knut, but another bear in the same enclosure

... oh ya, your not biased in any way.. mr herobear?

herobear

yes im named after a superhero polar bear who can fly



anyway lets get back on topic, shall we

TequilaMockingBird

herobear wrote: »

if the bear wanted to harm her, she'd be dead.
You can see it grabbing her by the upper back/neck, which is how they carry their young, looks like it was trying to help her the only way it could imo.

It wasnt knut, but another bear in the same enclosure

Oh please let it be so.

bobbly

theres always 1 :rolleyes:

lostexpectation

she only getting charged with trespass, that should be some law for public aggrvating harrasement of animals

Valmont

After I saw the photo of her crying out in pain and surprise, I am genuinely disappointed she wasn't eaten. I would love to ask here why she did it. What possible reason could she have that wouldn't be hilariously stupid.

A-Trak

dlofnep wrote: »

Vid of her being rescued: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_4PsQbq_Sw

Brilliantly, they seem to be fending the bears off with what looks like a boxing glove attached to a long pole, just like a cartoon.