Practical joke

chrussell

I'm having some problems with a neighbour of miine.....basically he's a pr*ck. So we've decided that we're going to play some practical jokes on him. We've thought of a few and are just curious to know if anyone on boards has any suggestions....no matter how mad or bad, give us whatever you've got!!!

Turd Ferguson

Ask him if he likes fishsticks

PirateShampoo

Its all fun and games intill somebody gets shot in the knee caps.

PirateShampoo

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Ask him if he likes fishsticks

I like them in my mouth

biko

Is that you, John? You *****!

chrussell

Magnus wrote: »

Is that you, John? You *****!

Thats a great one!!!

Turd Ferguson

PirateShampoo wrote: »

I like them in my mouth

Well you must be a gay fish...hmmm, doesnt work well with text

Heisenberg.

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My name is URL

PirateShampoo wrote: »

I like them in my bum

Best place for them

javaboy

Homer's practical joke on Flanders was brilliant: Pic

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Guessed it before even looked at the pic :-)

OP: Get into house, tear open underneath of sofa, insert frozen meat, secure sofa, leave.

And by the time anyone suspects anything, you're already in sunny Mexico.

Armin_Tamzarian

Borrow some of that Crime Scene Investiation tape from a Garda friend.

Cordon off yer man's house and garden, just before he's due home from work.
When he arrives home he'll think something horrible has happened.

Then as he stands there aghast you can jump out and shout
"ha, ha, made ya think your whole family was dead"...

"Stupid Flanders..."

CreepingDeath

chrussell wrote: »

So we've decided that we're going to play some practical jokes on him.

If he has a decent patch of grass in the front garden then get some "number 1" seed ( lawn grass, grows faster and taller ).

Sprinkle the seed across his garden, spelling out the word "Knob" or whatever. Give it a few weeks and the message will appear.

javaboy

CreepingDeath wrote: »

If he has a decent patch of grass in the front garden then get some "number 1" seed ( lawn grass, grows faster and taller ).

Sprinkle the seed across his garden, spelling out the word "Knob" or whatever. Give it a few weeks and the message will appear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jZy4ZFgS8o

kevogy

pour clear jelly down his toilet

Shacklebolt

Wayne Gladstone has a few suggestions.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-classic-april-fool%E2%80%99s-pranks/

Woger

Post him some flour, or anthrax.

Shacklebolt

CreepingDeath wrote: »

If he has a decent patch of grass in the front garden then get some "number 1" seed ( lawn grass, grows faster and taller ).

Sprinkle the seed across his garden, spelling out the word "Knob" or whatever. Give it a few weeks and the message will appear.

I did that once...If I can find the photo I'll show it to ye.

pebbles21

break into his house when he is asleep and rearrange all the furniture the opposite way around then paint everything black and white and when he wakes up he will think hes in a negative

karen3212

Be overly nice to him, get very close when you talk to him. It'll make him wonder. It's not much, but, it'll make him wonder. That kind of wondering, constant and continuing can make a man confused.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Buy his eldest a drumkit.

gofaster_s13

Run off with his wife:)

Woger

Post him a stack of Gay or bestiality porn but leave the envelope a bit ripped.

My name is URL

Shoot him in the face