A page and a half of google is about me.

BlitzKrieg

Youtube sent me on a weird journey tonight:

Like most people when you are young and you get the internet the first time and you come face to face with that search engine these days its google and of course the first thing you search (if your male) is Porn.

After the necessary 20 minutes to relief oneself of the copious amounts of pop ups one has just released onto their poor computer the second thing one usually searches for is of course their own name, curious of course of what the internet thinks of you.

Now being gifted by my parents with quite a unique name and a childhood on the internet during the initial boom of the internet I was blessed for many years with getting away with searching only my first name and having most of the results being linked to me (angelfire websites etc) and my e-penis was erect and proud.

I put in my full name and the results were of only me and my e-penis then needed a tissue to clean itself up.

Over the years sadly my stamp on the internet has eroded away. These days searching just my first name I have been relegated to the second page halfway down just after some java program with the same name and wikipedia.

I do though still hold the honour of being the first living person identified by google in its search, sadly it is an out of date bebo page.

But

if I put in my full name (not including middle name) I get to walk away with a page and a half of google in my pocket without any competition.

So I *own* a page and a half of google straight. a page and a half of google is full of mostly useless stuff about me, some of which is very out of date.

S.I.R

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

Youtube sent me on a weird journey tonight:

Like most people when you are young and you get the internet the first time and you come face to face with that search engine these days its google and of course the first thing you search (if your male) is Porn.

After the necessary 20 minutes to relief oneself of the copious amounts of pop ups one has just released onto their poor computer the second thing one usually searches for is of course their own name, curious of course of what the internet thinks of you.

Now being gifted by my parents with quite a unique name and a childhood on the internet during the initial boom of the internet I was blessed for many years with getting away with searching only my first name and having most of the results being linked to me (angelfire websites etc) and my e-penis was erect and proud.

I put in my full name and the results were of only me and my e-penis then needed a tissue to clean itself up.

Over the years sadly my stamp on the internet has eroded away. These days searching just my first name I have been relegated to the second page halfway down just after some java program with the same name and wikipedia.

I do though still hold the honour of being the first living person identified by google in its search, sadly it is an out of date bebo page.

But

if I put in my full name (not including middle name) I get to walk away with a page and a half of google in my pocket without any competition.

So I *own* a page and a half of google straight. a page and a half of google is full of mostly useless stuff about me, some of which is very out of date.

hmm when i put in adolf hitler all i go was links to amine porn...


Fail




http://en.wordpress.com/tag/yore-ma/


found this on google... WOW!... how people like her can post... on the web...

BlitzKrieg

yes its late, i'm bored and i cant sleep

Ass

OP, you must lead an interesting life. You sit up till 4 in the morning googling your own name. Insecurity is a bitch.

BJC

Tell us your full name or STFU!

S.I.R

BJC wrote: »

Tell us your full name or STFU!

then google pics... Ftw... or maybe not ?


to 4chan we go !

Senna

I bet your name got you bullied in school.

Sharpshooter

S.I.R wrote: »

hmm when i put in adolf hitler all i go was links to amine porn...


Fail




http://en.wordpress.com/tag/yore-ma/


found this on google... WOW!... how people like her can post... on the web...

Aw, don't be mean.

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

yes its late, i'm bored and i cant sleep

Either can I.
Though I can't be arsed googling my name.
You have not helped at all,btw.

pajodublin

when i google my name i get 8.5 pages and 915 results in total
that are all about me. Weird, i dont even remember posting on some of them sites