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Lady Gaga

Irishcrx · 2009-04-07 14:18:01

Going to have to rant a little. 1. I'm sick of hearing her over and over again everytime I get in the god damn car or turn on the radio. 2. The reason nobody can read her ****ing poker face is because she took a shotgun of whore paste and blasted herself with it and then hid it with a stupid looking wig which she claims is…

07-04-2009 2:18pm

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Going to have to rant a little.

1. I'm sick of hearing her over and over again everytime I get in the god damn car or turn on the radio.

2. The reason nobody can read her ****ing poker face is because she took a shotgun of whore paste and blasted herself with it and then hid it with a stupid looking wig which she claims is "Real" and topped it off with a massive pair of sunglasses that she never takes off cause she is dog ugly.

3. She's not even good looking, she looks well a badly dressed tranny.

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#2 07-04-2009 2:20pm

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Gets all the hotties dancin on a night out though.

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#3 07-04-2009 2:21pm

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Irishcrx wrote: »

Going to have to rant a little.

1. I'm sick of hearing her over and over again everytime I get in the god damn car or turn on the radio.

2. The reason nobody can read her ****ing poker face is because she took a shotgun of whore paste and blasted herself with it and then hid it with a stupid looking wig which she claims is "Real" and topped it off with a massive pair of sunglasses that she never takes off cause she is dog ugly.

3. She's not even good looking, she looks well a badly dressed tranny.

I'd still let her gaga on me :cool:

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#4 07-04-2009 2:21pm

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Ranting & Raving is that way
>

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#5 07-04-2009 2:21pm

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If I only knew what the hell you were going on about....

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#6 07-04-2009 2:22pm

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Didn't get any of that. You might as well have been speaking Tagalog for the amount of sense it made to me.

Ah the joys of not listening to radio.

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#7 07-04-2009 2:23pm

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I can honestly say ive never heard any of her songs so i dont care!

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#8 07-04-2009 2:24pm

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Is she the one that looks like a drag queen Paris Hilton?

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#9 07-04-2009 2:25pm

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I have no idea what you're on about

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#10 07-04-2009 2:25pm

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me-skywalker wrote: »

I can honestly say ive never heard any of her songs so i dont care!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as

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#11 07-04-2009 2:26pm

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This rocks though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGbGmZ09CG8

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#12 07-04-2009 2:27pm

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super_furry wrote: »

Is she the one that looks like a drag queen Paris Hilton?

No....
That'd be.... Paris Hilton.

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#13 07-04-2009 2:28pm

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All stand and raise your hands and clap as you sing....."All we hear is Radio Gaa Gaa...Radio Goo Goo.....Radio Gaa Gaa" Lol!

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#14 07-04-2009 2:28pm

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What are you on about she looks feckin hot in the poker face video! I like the song too!

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#15 07-04-2009 2:31pm

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Lads dont lie, you definitely would :cool:

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#16 07-04-2009 2:31pm

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Your all very lucky men not have this music forced on you, and no she's not hot in it if you minus the ton of make up, sun glasses, wig what you have left is a dog.

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#17 07-04-2009 2:32pm

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Meh shes alight. Her songs are kinda catchy but are over played.

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#18 07-04-2009 2:32pm

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Darren CoolS Stepson wrote: »

What are you on about she looks feckin hot in the poker face video! I like the song too!

No accounting for taste eh?

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#19 07-04-2009 2:33pm

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Irishcrx wrote: »

Your all very lucky men not have this music forced on you, and no she's not hot in it if you minus the ton of make up, sun glasses, wig what you have left is a dog.

Ah same with all those 'celebs' though in fairness

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#20 07-04-2009 2:34pm

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This must be about Puker Face.

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#21 07-04-2009 2:44pm

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How do you hurt Lady Gaga?

Poke-her face

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#22 07-04-2009 2:47pm

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Slidey wrote: »

No accounting for taste eh?

The music or lady gaga(both probably)? She obviously isnt the best in real life, but in that video she looks good. On the topic of the music. I have been know to watch clubland tv and like the auld dance music, but I'm also a big Bruce springsteen fan so my music taste is quite varied actually.

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#23 07-04-2009 2:47pm

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Gone Drinking wrote: »

How do you hurt Lady Gaga?

Poke-her face

I wish they had a thumbs down button for posts like that!

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#24 07-04-2009 2:48pm

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Even better than the original! The Second Life version!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In_SGrNfKpQ

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#25 07-04-2009 2:53pm

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Thought I'd never heard but listened to one of her songs there and I actually have. I thought that was f*ckin' Girls Aloud or someone? What's the big fuss about?

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#26 07-04-2009 2:59pm

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Thought I'd never heard but listened to one of her songs there and I actually have. I thought that was f*ckin' Girls Aloud or someone? What's the big fuss about?

She'd get it too wouldnt she. Like i have done better but FAR worse on a night out too!

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#27 07-04-2009 3:06pm

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I don't really like that song Pokerface but i'd give her a poke.

Gagagiddy gagagiddy goo.

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#28 07-04-2009 3:17pm

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My friend ruined that song for me Everytime she says p-p-p-p-poker face it now sounds like f-f-f-f-fcuk her face grrr.

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#29 07-04-2009 3:18pm

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This rocks though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGbGmZ09CG8

Billiant!!

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#30 07-04-2009 3:24pm

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She's one hell of a munter. *shudder*

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/BRITs09-lady_gaga-290x400.jpg

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#31 07-04-2009 3:26pm

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Meh, I'd give her a poke if the telly was broke.

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#32 07-04-2009 3:32pm

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no girl ive ever seen in my life Naturally looks like that ( except for paris hilton... the flat chested sperm dumpster.... )

chances are her surgery when wrong...

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#33 07-04-2009 3:40pm

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bu bu bu butterface check it out on youtube waaay better than the original and its true

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#34 07-04-2009 4:00pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8mXfdjvGX4

Nuff said.

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#35 07-04-2009 4:04pm

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I think Lady GaGa is sexy

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#36 07-04-2009 5:02pm

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Meh, I'd give her blurt a shot.

Edit: Just wondering does anyone know what her obsession is with sticking stuff to her face?!

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#37 07-04-2009 5:05pm

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Irishcrx wrote: »

Going to have to rant a little.

1. I'm sick of hearing her over and over again everytime I get in the god damn car or turn on the radio.

2. The reason nobody can read her ****ing poker face is because she took a shotgun of whore paste and blasted herself with it and then hid it with a stupid looking wig which she claims is "Real" and topped it off with a massive pair of sunglasses that she never takes off cause she is dog ugly.

3. She's not even good looking, she looks well a badly dressed tranny.

Smacked with a poker more like. Though you rarely see her in profile, she does make me look sexy, and I'm a 40 year old ex builder.....
Though on a sentimental note, she does remind me of me first set of spanners....Notes were a decent size back then, and the donkey to work was always on time....

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#38 07-04-2009 5:16pm

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The p-p-p-p-pokerface song isnt as bad as the bey-once song....all the single...i cant even write the name of the song it annoys me so much

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#39 07-04-2009 5:17pm

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This rocks though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGbGmZ09CG8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Tlp-iS8ZE

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#40 07-04-2009 6:49pm

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sparkysrovers wrote: »

all the single...i cant even write the name of the song it annoys me so much

Its not pop, its Slapperonics....

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#41 07-04-2009 6:59pm

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I genuinely nearly cried when that Poker face song came on this morning, I was so sick of hearing it. That said, her songs are savage in a club. I just wish they weren't on the radio six times a day.

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#42 07-04-2009 7:09pm

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JaneyMc wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Tlp-iS8ZE

I want his sex babies. That song should be on Guitar Hero 4. Looks fun to play

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#43 07-04-2009 7:10pm

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Cracking Video Darragh Brilliant
Love the song - very catchy

Darragh29 wrote: »

Even better than the original! The Second Life version!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In_SGrNfKpQ

Also a great cover version (Thumbs up on both)

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This rocks though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGbGmZ09CG8

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#44 07-04-2009 7:13pm

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Cassidy Uptight Flare wrote: »

I genuinely nearly cried when that Poker face song came on this morning, I was so sick of hearing it. That said, her songs are savage in a club. I just wish they weren't on the radio six times a day.

Well, the problem there is the poxy radio station....

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#45 07-04-2009 7:16pm

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Cassidy Uptight Flare wrote: »

I genuinely nearly cried when that Poker face song came on this morning, I was so sick of hearing it. That said, her songs are savage in a club. I just wish they weren't on the radio six times a day.

+1. I wish she'd dress a bit better. I'm sick of seeing her in music videos, magazines, papers etc with her ar$e hangin out!

Good few pics on this site, see what I mean?
http://nataixxx.bloog.pl/kat,0,m,1,r,2009,index.html?ticaid=67cf5

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#46 07-04-2009 7:18pm

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Oh that's who Lady Gaga is.

What's all the fuss about? some of her songs are good to listen to in nightclubs. I don't like her clothes, but... I don't give a **** either what she wears. I don't listen to the radio.

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#47 07-04-2009 7:23pm

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I wish she was better looking, I wish her hair wasn't so like Paris Hilton's, I wish she didn't stick things on her face, I wish she wore different make-up, I wish she wore nicer clothes.

Wait a sec... Why do I give a fuk?

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#48 07-04-2009 7:23pm

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Lady Gaga has written songs for both the pussycat dolls and britney spears two of the most famous acts around so ugh yas all i love poker face

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#49 07-04-2009 7:36pm

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If she is such a good singer why does she have to dress practically naked all the time? Can she not afford clothing? and most of her poses look like she is trying to hold in explosive trots.

The OP is correct btw, she prides herself on looking like a tranny. Even admitted it in some interview.

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#50 07-04-2009 7:46pm

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Her music is brutal. As for her >> http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/lady-ga-ga-admits-true-sex.html :eek:

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#51 07-04-2009 7:51pm

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Cathy666 wrote: »

Her music is brutal. As for her >> http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/lady-ga-ga-admits-true-sex.html :eek:

:eek: is right, surely that's not true?

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