All you ever wanted to know about pork/bacon

Tom Dunne

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Baconcyclopedia.

Warning: contains recipes and a somewhat American bias.

ChewChew

I met with a cousin of mine for lunch today. She said she was going to make lunch. happy days. A nice little sanger with cheese and tomato was all I was expecting. no. I got sausage sangers. I couldn't say no after the effort she put in. So I ate them :eek: and I shocked myself because I absolutley LOVED them! :eek: I've been missing out for sooooo long!

Cathmandooo

ChewChew wrote: »

I met with a cousin of mine for lunch today. She said she was going to make lunch. happy days. A nice little sanger with cheese and tomato was all I was expecting. no. I got sausage sangers. I couldn't say no after the effort she put in. So I ate them :eek: and I shocked myself because I absolutley LOVED them! :eek: I've been missing out for sooooo long!

:eek: How have you not had a sausy sambo before???? That's shocking chewie, shocking!! I had a rasher and sausy sambo for lunch, nyom

ChewChew

Cathooo wrote: »

:eek: How have you not had a sausy sambo before???? That's shocking chewie, shocking!! I had a rasher and sausy sambo for lunch, nyom

Cath i know, I dont do rashers or sausages or eggs or anything weird like that! lol. Infact, I dont do fries. EVER. I'm the one that sits at a table and orders a bowl of corn flakes when everyone else order the big fry up. lol.

Cathmandooo

ChewChew wrote: »

Cath i know, I dont do rashers or sausages or eggs or anything weird like that! lol. Infact, I dont do fries. EVER. I'm the one that sits at a table and orders a bowl of corn flakes when everyone else order the big fry up. lol.

:eek:

At least you're joining the dark side now \o/ it's not too late chewchew, embrace the fry!

smashey

ChewChew wrote: »

Cath i know, I dont do rashers or sausages or eggs or anything weird like that! lol. Infact, I dont do fries. EVER. I'm the one that sits at a table and orders a bowl of corn flakes when everyone else order the big fry up. lol.

I had such high hopes for you too.

Ah well, Cath and Janey know their food so all is not lost.

ChewChew

Cathooo wrote: »

:eek:

At least you're joining the dark side now \o/ it's not too late chewchew, embrace the fry!

I've gone as far as having a sausage. Dont push it :P plus if someone put a runny fried egg in front of me I would surely vommit. oh god the thoughts of it.

smashey wrote: »

I had such high hopes for you too.

Ah well, Cath and Janey know their food so all is not lost.

look here. Some thing's are just wrong. fact. Now give me a nice rare sirloin and I'm super happy

Don1

A wimmins who is fan of rare steak?! That's the job! An aversion to runny eggs and only a budding interest in the wonders of bacon can surely be waved for this!

smashey

ChewChew wrote: »

I've gone as far as having a sausage. Dont push it :P plus if someone put a runny fried egg in front of me I would surely vommit. oh god the thoughts of it.

:eek:

You don't like runny eggs either. There is nothing finer than a bacon and egg sandwich where the egg is runny and the yolk dribbles down and congeals on your chin. :cool:

smashey

Don1 wrote: »

An aversion to runny eggs and only a budding interest in the wonders of bacon can surely be waved for this!

Nevurrrrrrrr

ChewChew

smashey wrote: »

:eek:

You don't like runny eggs either. There is nothing finer than a bacon and egg sandwich where the egg is runny and the yolk dribbles down and congeals on your chin. :cool:

that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

Eggs should only be scrambled. And I mean scrambled to death! rubber if needs be.

I did say I dont like fries!

ChewChew

Don1 wrote: »

A wimmins who is fan of rare steak?! That's the job! An aversion to runny eggs and only a budding interest in the wonders of bacon can surely be waved for this!

I loves steak. Gimme steak over chicken any day!

Toto Wolfcastle

I had the best rasher sandwich today. After my weekend of no pork it was the best thing ever.

Don1

Sweet. Promote this wimmins!
Feck, starving now!

Only up out of bed four hours and craving meal three!

ChewChew

Don1 wrote: »

Sweet. Promote this wimmins!
Feck, starving now!

Only up out of bed four hours and craving meal three!

a steak baguette with fried mushrooms and onions. . . NYOM! :P

Cathmandooo

ChewChew wrote: »

that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

Eggs should only be scrambled. And I mean scrambled to death! rubber if needs be.

I did say I dont like fries!

I'm not the biggest chip fan either but a runny egg is lovely dip your bread stacked with a bit of rasher, sausy and white pudding into it *large nyom* I like to stack

Toto Wolfcastle

ChewChew wrote: »

a steak baguette with fried mushrooms and onions. . . NYOM! :P

Oh God I want.

ChewChew

Cathooo wrote: »

I'm not the biggest chip fan either but a runny egg is lovely dip your bread stacked with a bit of rasher, sausy and white pudding into it *large nyom* I like to stack

I used to think you were such a lovely, lovely girl. . . .





:P

Cathmandooo

ChewChew wrote: »

I used to think you were such a lovely, lovely girl. . . .





:P

I wouldn't win the lovely girls competition when I tuck into a fry, mega nyom bit of a savage!

Don1

Here you go Chewie! You can have wedges or baked spud instead of the chips.

I've posted this before elsewhere but think its worthy of another mention!

Edit: notice, untouched salad!

ChewChew

Don1 wrote: »

Here you go Chewie! You can have wedges or baked spud instead of the chips.

I've posted this before elsewhere but think its worthy of another mention!

Edit: notice, untouched salad!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ya hoor! That looks fekkin savage!!

NYOM!!



Now thats what I'm talking about! and get rid of the salad and replace with. . . . moar steak!

Blitzkrieger

Fe*k - I'm hungry now and have nothing but the 'orrible work canteen to look forward to.

Don1

Order Pizza, unless you work in a barracks in the north........... if that's too bad I'll remove it!

Toto Wolfcastle

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Fe*k - I'm hungry now and have nothing but the 'orrible work canteen to look forward to.

I'm making creole chicken nachos. Will I drop some down to you?

foodaholic

how are making them, they sound yum. Trying to decide what to have for tea, superquinn sausie sambo or rasher :cool:

Blitzkrieger

janeybabe wrote: »

I'm making creole chicken nachos. Will I drop some down to you?

All the way to Ballincollig? Sweet.....

I'm stuck with the work canteen again today so I'm still jealous.

Toto Wolfcastle

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

All the way to Ballincollig? Sweet.....

I'm stuck with the work canteen again today so I'm still jealous.

Meh it's only 20 minutes away. I'll be there in awhile.

Nevyn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dskxN10N0

Poor Uncle Tom

This recession has really made a platform for the morons out there with time on their hands.

I mean, WHY?

juke

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

This recession has really made a platform for the morons out there with time on their hands.

I mean, WHY?

Well, doh.....in case you find yourself locked in a safe with only a few packets of prociutto and a box of matches to plan your escape. Proper Macgyver stuff.

LostinBlanch

ChewChew wrote: »

Cath i know, I dont do rashers or sausages or eggs or anything weird like that! lol. Infact, I dont do fries. EVER. I'm the one that sits at a table and orders a bowl of corn flakes when everyone else order the big fry up. lol.

First of all Chewie welcome to normality BGRH style*. You have now officially been seduced by the sausage

Your next mission should you choose to accept it is to have rasher sambo. You know what they look like since you've made some. Try one and realise what the brothers are drooli talking about.
Don't doubt the power of the rasher. A mate of mine was a veggie for 10 years :eek: until he went to Germany for a holiday. Someone beside him on the flight over had the full Irish so he thought why not and had the same. he hasn't been the same since. Think BGRH on (pork) steroids

Anyway enjoy you're next sausage sambo and next time you're in here the kitchen is thataway

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> Turn left at the packet of buttons that Smashey hides on the top shelf for when he wants to comfort eat**







*we'll get you onto the runny eggs to dip your toast and stuff in later :P

** May not actually be true, but hey

LostinBlanch

janeybabe wrote: »

I had the best rasher sandwich today. After my weekend of no pork it was the best thing ever.

Say what now? Where were you exactly? With who?

Ah wait wasn't it sister Zaphora? Actually that makes sense now. First it starts with modding tll, then it's modelling pink tiaras. :P

I hope he didn't ask ya "Does my bum look big in this"? :rolleyes:

chopperbyrne

I don't know why I never sampled them before, but I had some this week and I absolutely love Denny Delicious Pork Sausages With A Hint Of Caramelised Onions.

Even the delicious tagline does not do them justice.