Ladies - Offside Rule Explained

dilallio

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have
seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the
purse
and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

areu4real?

If I showed this to my missus, she'd be like "But why didn't she try get them cheaper somewhere else?? Stupid bitch!"

Oliverdog

A real classic. Funny, and at the same time - useful.

Podge2k7

Ha lol.!:)

entropi

I may try this out on some girls who havent a clue...maybe this will help them understand:P

dh0661

I see from your location that your in Connacht.

This sort of situation would not happen to Ms. Munster

Ms. Stringer would have pulled that purse straight out of the scrum and passed it on to Ms. O' Gara who would have passed it straight to me no bother.

And if one of you considered upsetting that plan you'd have to tackle Ms. Hayes.