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Camel sex

  • 04-04-2009 9:34pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
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    A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in The
    Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he Noticed
    a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

    He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
    The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men Here
    on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's
    why we have Molly The Camel."

    The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand About
    "urges", so the camel can stay ."

    About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy With
    passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting A
    ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his Pants
    down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks The
    Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

    "No not really, sir..They usually just ride the camel into town
    Where the girls are."

    Que. What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?

    Ans. Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.


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