Celebrity Idiots Naming Their Kids Like Tards

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Jamie Oliver and his wife had their 3rd daughter today. They named her Petal Blossom Rainbow! wtf

The other two condiments are named Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.

Why do these assholes feel the need to fcuk up their kids lives with such douchebaggery?

This guy needs a kick in the school dinner

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2009/0403/oliverj.html

thealltimelow

thay like flowers?

Busi_Girl08

Daisy, Petal and Poppy would be normal enough names, but then with those additions, they managed to make them sound like Japanese air freshener scents.

Who was that eejit who called his son "Pilot Inspektor"??!!

PurpleBerry

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Who was that eejit who called his son "Pilot Inspektor"??!!

That would be Jason Lee of My Name Is Earl.

Whosbetter?

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Jamie Oliver and his wife had their 3rd daughter today. They named her Petal Blossom Rainbow! wtf

The other two condiments are named Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.

Why do these assholes feel the need to fcuk up their kids lives with such douchebaggery?

This guy needs a kick in the school dinner

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2009/0403/oliverj.html

I'm with you all the way on this one!

These people must think they'll be rich forever.
Imagine the Beckhams lost all their money & little Romeo had to get a job on a building site/factory, etc?

Dave!

tbh their kids are gonna go to private school, and pal around with other celebrities' kids, and are unlikely to mix too much with the unwashed masses, so they could call their kids Penis and Vagina and they'd probably still fit right in.

galwayrush

Guess they don't know any better.:rolleyes:

Whosbetter?

Dave! wrote: »

tbh their kids are gonna go to private school, and pal around with other celebrities' kids, and are unlikely to mix too much with the unwashed masses, so they could call their kids Penis and Vagina and they'd probably still fit right in.

Maybe so, but you'll never know how things could turn out later on.
I know it seems a bit strong to say, but giving your kids crap names should be deemed a form of child abuse.

Victor

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Jamie Oliver and his wife had their 3rd daughter today. They named her Petal Blossom Rainbow! wtf

Cue her marrying a Dub in ~20 years time and him staggering home after a gargle and telling her in a rough gargled voice "C'mere me petal".

jester77

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Jamie Oliver and his wife had their 3rd daughter today. They named her Petal Blossom Rainbow! wtf

Doesn't roll off the tongue like Jacinta

Saibh

If it was a boy - wonder what name would they have picked?

Whosbetter?

Saibh wrote: »

If it was a boy - wonder what name would they have picked?

Moon Unit, perchance?

My name is URL

Saibh wrote: »

If it was a boy - wonder what name would they have picked?

Jayci Bee

Agamemnon

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Moon Unit, perchance?

Ah, good ol' Frank. He called his other kids Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.

AlanAhern

Dave! wrote: »

tbh their kids are gonna go to private school, and pal around with other celebrities' kids, and are unlikely to mix too much with the unwashed masses, so they could call their kids Penis and Vagina and they'd probably still fit right in.

Well Penis would, I am not too sure about Vagina. She is a little narky so and so

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

why do you even care?

Saibh

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Jayci Bee

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Moon Unit, perchance?

You will have to pick a flowers name

Forget-me-not

Dave!

Captain Mords Spiced Bum wrote: »

why do you even care?

Shut up

giggsy664

Dave! wrote: »

Shut up

Quoted so you can't un-abuse him!!

Whosbetter?

giggsy664 wrote: »

Quoted so you can't un-abuse him!!

Oh dear.

A perfectly good thread hijacked by a 'Slashook Fight'

Dave!

He knows I love him really

Whosbetter?

Sound.

im_invisible

Saibh wrote: »

If it was a boy - wonder what name would they have picked?

robin?

Rented Mule

Agamemnon wrote: »

Ah, good ol' Frank. He called his other kids Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.

Zappa is God.

We do not question God.

omahaid

Unless sheeple are willing to ignore him for his obvious stupidity then he'll continue naming his kids stupidly... But as I;ve learnt over the years, sheeple don't care, just look at our government...

Podge2k7

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Jamie Oliver and his wife had their 3rd daughter today. They named her Petal Blossom Rainbow! wtf

The other two condiments are named Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.

Why do these assholes feel the need to fcuk up their kids lives with such douchebaggery?

This guy needs a kick in the school dinner

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2009/0403/oliverj.html

I agree with you OP.

tfitzgerald

i think people who call their kids names like this need help

brick tamland

I like the ones that Rhyme like

Roland Boland

Or

Zowie Bowie

kelle

David bowie's son was named Zowie, but he changed his name to Joe.

I imagined Bob Geldof's daughters would do the same, but their weird names just seem to push them further and further into the limelight so why would they bother.

Alright if they want to follow in their parent's footsteps and become famous, but if they want to lead ordinary lives doing ordinary jobs they will need to change their names to be taken seriously - I couldn't imagine a nursing sister called Apple or a bank manager called Hopper.

Sanjuro

Captain Mords Spiced Bum
why do you even care?

Shut up

LOL! Pwnt!

Terry

PurpleBerry wrote: »

That would be Jason Lee of My Name Is Earl.

Planning for the future he was.
When Xenu's planes return, little Pilot Inspektor will have fit right in.
Why do you think Travolta called his son Jet?

These scientologists know what's going to happen. They have the inside info.

percyblue

To my memory, i think Geldof started it with Peaches Trixibell

Neverwhere

percyblue wrote: »

To my memory, i think Geldof started it with Peaches Trixibell

my friend, i think you will find it was Fifi trixibelle and peaches geldof.

TwoShedsJackson

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Moon Unit, perchance?

Don't be daft, Moon Unit is obviously a girl's name.

Kiith

They should pick normal names like Princess Tiaamii, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily or Jermajesty.

Nick_oliveri

brick tamland wrote: »

I like the ones that Rhyme like

Roland Boland

Or

Zowie Bowie

Randy Bobandy!

Lobelia Overhill

You don't have to be a celeb to give your kid a stupid name, my pal who works in a benefits office is compiling a list of all the daft names she hears ...

Dolbert

Not a celebrity, but worth a mention nonetheless

http://www.orble.com/images/batmansuparman02a01.jpg

Mimikyu

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jane86

It's not just famous people doing it anymore. I know a family in America who have named their two sons Harrison and McCartney and their daughter's called Starr! :rolleyes:

Petal Blossom Rainbow is just ridiculous though.

994

All names are stupid, just some are common. Like "Thomas" means "twin", but most Thomases (Thomii?) aren't twins. What's up with that? Am I right?

wolfpawnat

Lobelia Overhil wrote: »

You don't have to be a celeb to give your kid a stupid name, my pal who works in a benefits office is compiling a list of all the daft names she hears ...

Please Please Please get her to give them to you so we can all laugh at other peoples misfortune!!!

994 wrote: »

All names are stupid, just some are common. Like "Thomas" means "twin", but most Thomases (Thomii?) aren't twins. What's up with that? Am I right?

Yes, I only know one guy that is named Thomas that is a twin. Every second fella in Kerry seems to be that name but as above stated only one fella actually a twin.

I know people with the names, Annette Curtain (surprisingly common), a guy called Stacy, and I swear this is genuine, a guy by the name of Noble Shepard!!!!!!

marcsignal

percyblue wrote: »

To my memory, i think Geldof started it with Peaches Trixibell

that's right, I remember when the police found Paula Yeats dead in her flat, they also found 'Barbituates' and 'Marijuana', but the other two kids were staying with Geldof at the time :pac:

Terry

percyblue wrote: »

To my memory, i think Geldof started it with Peaches Trixibell

Frank Zappa and David Bowie did it long before Geldof and Yeats.
I wouldn't say they were the first either.

Lobelia Overhill

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Please Please Please get her to give them to you so we can all laugh at other peoples misfortune!!!

I shall ask her for a list of current ones!

Sean Quagmire

I'd never put my kids through the misery of a horrible name

if its a boy for me - Noel or Eugene

Girl - Rita or Nikita

Caco

Is it worse or better when they pick a retarded name based on something they're obsessed with?!
i.e. Kal-el Coppola Cage

Saint_Mel

Neverwhere wrote: »

my friend, i think you will find it was Fifi trixibelle and peaches geldof.

Peaches Honeyblossom to be a little more accurate

Saint_Mel

jester77 wrote: »

Doesn't roll off the tongue like Jacinta

Practice your technique so!

az2wp0sye65487

994 wrote: »

All names are stupid, just some are common. Like "Thomas" means "twin", but most Thomases (Thomii?) aren't twins. What's up with that? Am I right?

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Yes, I only know one guy that is named Thomas that is a twin. Every second fella in Kerry seems to be that name but as above stated only one fella actually a twin.

How is it decided which of the twins should be called Thomas though?

wolfpawnat

Lachlan Future Disc wrote: »

How is it decided which of the twins should be called Thomas though?

Well in the case of the twin I know, his twin is a girl so it worked out well for him:):D