Tell owner to pick up there dog's crap?

littletiger

Would you tell a dog owner who walks off after letting their dog crap on the middle of the street to go back and pick it up?

Vain

littletiger wrote: »

Would you tell a dog owner who walks off after letting their dog crap on the middle of the street to go back and pick it up?

Yes and i would make them pick mine up too. Or else follow them home and crap on the owners front door.

Bessa

It would very much depend on the type of dog, certainly not if its a Pit Bull.

Vain

Bessa wrote: »

It would very much depend on the type of dog, certainly not if its a Pit Bull.

Is that not a bit racist:pac:

Latchy

littletiger wrote: »

Would you tell a dog owner who walks off after letting their dog crap on the middle of the street to go back and pick it up?

If he's built like a brick ****house ,then no .

staker

No, I'll just not see the whole lot happening and then walk straight into it!!:(

marcsignal

Vain wrote: »

Or else follow them home and crap on the owners front door.

...and douse the turd in zippo fuel, light it, ring dorbell and run away.

They're bound to try to stamp it out when they open the door :pac:

Valmont

I never pick up my dogs ****. I like to imagine the nazis on the residents association stepping on it and then writing another condescending newsletter to post around. Bastards. Stepping on dog **** is a part of life anyway.

Ste.phen

Valmont wrote: »

Stepping on dog **** is a part of life anyway.

Only because of people like you.

Hazys

In the US they're v good for doing it. I was playing soccer one day in a park a there was a hot girl in a nice pair of hot pants running laps of the park with her dog. The dog stops to take a dump and the girl pulls a plastic bag out of her pocket and picks up the sh1t. Then she continues to run with the dog on a leash in one hand and a bag of sh1t in the other!!! it was manck

Pyr0

I encourage my dog to sh!t in the middle of the pavement, just to p!ss people off.

Gordon

I saw a woman with a massive Rottweiler the other day, it was taking a poo and it was a real messy diarrhoea splattergun effect. It was a veritable dogpat. And she took out her plastic bag and scooped it up into the bag. Oh how I laughed.

FlutterinBantam

Gordon wrote: »

I saw a woman with a massive Rottweiler the other day, it was taking a poo and it was a real messy diarrhoea splattergun effect. It was a veritable dogpat. And she took out her plastic bag and scooped it up into the bag. Oh how I laughed.

Fcukin genius.:D

Mind if I borrow that phrase in June??

(I'll credit you)

northern lights

Gordon wrote: »

I saw a woman with a massive Rottweiler the other day, it was taking a poo and it was a real messy diarrhoea splattergun effect. It was a veritable dogpat. And she took out her plastic bag and scooped it up into the bag. Oh how I laughed.

Why??? She's obviously the bigger person for doing so. Good on her..

c4cat

Gordon wrote: »

I saw a woman with a massive Rottweiler the other day, it was taking a poo and it was a real messy diarrhoea splattergun effect. It was a veritable dogpat. And she took out her plastic bag and scooped it up into the bag. Oh how I laughed.

Imagin if she had left it there and yr ma slipped up on it while walking home one night?

FlutterinBantam

Fcuker was on Master McGrath beefy chunks.

That's what causes that usually.

GalwayKiefer

I always clean up after my dogs if they poop while out walking, it really annoys me when I see other dog owners pretending it didn't happen and walking off. The Prom in Salthill, Galway is a disgrace. Have told a few owners that if they have forgotten their poop bags they can have one of mine to clean up after their dog. They usually begrudgingly do.

population

Anyone who does not deserves jail and a cell littered with ****

Valmont

GalKiefer wrote: »

I always clean up after my dogs if they poop while out walking, it really annoys me when I see other dog owners pretending it didn't happen and walking off. The Prom in Salthill, Galway is a disgrace. Have told a few owners that if they have forgotten their poop bags they can have one of mine to clean up after their dog. They usually begrudgingly do.

What a fine citizen you are, truly an asset to the country. If you said that to me, I'd tell you to go suck your dogs willy.

Valmont

Ste.phen wrote: »

Only because of people like you.

I **** in the toilet.

Run_to_da_hills

I think the worst culprits are those that pick up their dog sh*t and place it in bags and then hang it from railings hoping that council workers will collect it, i see this done around Killiney Hill.

Sharpshooter

And you didn't put up a thread about it?

Sh*t it was right up your street.

/no pun intended this time.

Borneo Fnctn

I walk my dog regularly and I'll never be seen picking up dog ****.

wandatowell

I think the dog should really know better

Overheal

I'd have put it into a baggie and gave it back to them - "Sir I think you dropped this"

littletiger

Valmont wrote: »

What a fine citizen you are, truly an asset to the country. If you said that to me, I'd tell you to go suck your dogs willy.

I hope you find yourself walking in a big scuttery one soon.

littletiger

Overheal wrote: »

I'd have put it into a baggie and gave it back to them - "Sir I think you dropped this"

Paper bag so just as you hand it back it drops out of the bottom in their shoe.

My name is URL

I'd never tell anyone to pick up sh|t. Only a right tosser would, imo.

Kipperhell

I pick up after my dogs and you get some really weird reactions from people. Teenagers seem to think it is hysterical for some reason.

I remember one person went nuts over my dog urinating on the path because their child walks on the path and as a toddler they could fall and get it on their hands! He insisted I should walk along the road with the dogs and then actually brought it up in a residents' association meeting 6 months later. He was extremely aggressive about it and nobody agreed with him making him madder.

littletiger

Kipperhell wrote: »

I pick up after my dogs and you get some really weird reactions from people. Teenagers seem to think it is hysterical for some reason.

I remember one person went nuts over my dog urinating on the path because their child walks on the path and as a toddler they could fall and get it on their hands! He insisted I should walk along the road with the dogs and then actually brought it up in a residents' association meeting 6 months later. He was extremely aggressive about it and nobody agreed with him making him madder.

They should have told him to bottle the exhaust fumes from his car because of the children breathing in pollution. Also should he should be bottling his farts because they were coming out of his mouth there.

Does anyone think if you called the council they would do anything?

faceman

Depends on where they poo. Big difference between a poo in a field or a poo on the street.

Once you leave the pale you have horses and sheep have dumps all over roads and housing estates yet no one seems to bother about them.

There should be more "poopy drop off" points in public.

Latchy

Kipperhell wrote: »

I remember one person went nuts over my dog urinating on the path because their child walks on the path and as a toddler they could fall and get it on their hands! He insisted I should walk along the road with the dogs and then actually brought it up in a residents' association meeting 6 months later. He was extremely aggressive about it and nobody agreed with him making him madder.

Implying that a dog shouldn't piss on the street is like asking somebody with cronic heyfever not to sneeze ,it aint gonna happen . They have dog turd bins in my local park and most people oblige by depositing the turds into them .However out on the street it's a different matter .For evey two people who pick it up another 8 wont. Perhaps we need to get one of those litter pick up sticks for the solid turds ?

Capt'n Midnight

Buy a can of www.poopfreeze.com

T-Square

The area I live in had dog turds on every street.
Aren't there supposed to be large fines for this?
Who do I moan to? the council? which dept?

Stercus Accidit

Visited hoth a while back, lots of hills and dog ****.

Disgusting place.

The people were ugly too, and probably stupid.

RandolphEsq

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

Visited hoth a while back, lots of hills and dog ****.

Disgusting place.

The people were ugly too, and probably stupid.

Wtf is hoth? Silly manky boy!

My dog ****s on grass banks around the place rather than on the concrete. Usually it's a guerilla **** and we have moved on before anyone notices

Latchy

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

Visited hoth a while back, lots of hills and dog ****.

Disgusting place.

The people were ugly too, and probably stupid.

LOL I am assuming you mean Howth ?

My name is URL

Latchy wrote: »

LOL I am assuming you mean Howth ?

He's obviously a member of the Rebel Alliance

Ddad

"I'd never tell anyone to pick up sh|t. Only a right tosser would, imo.
Today 10:50"

I'd imagine the "right tosser" is the one that decides their dogs excrement is for sharing with the world. The ironic thing is that all of the dirty manky F@$£ers that let their pets ****e all over the place are the first ones to moan about the state of the country.

It's called civic pride and responsible pet ownership. What's wrong with that??

Give me a reasonable answer. What positives does leaving a dog crap on the footpath bring to anyones life.

I had to give up walking my child to school because the pavement was destroyed and he ended up walking in it on consequtive days. Very upset six year old. Selfish s@$ts.

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

Hazys wrote: »

In the US they're v good for doing it. I was playing Football one day in a park a there was a hot girl in a nice pair of hot pants running laps of the park with her dog. The dog stops to take a dump and the girl pulls a plastic bag out of her pocket and picks up the sh1t. Then she continues to run with the dog on a leash in one hand and a bag of sh1t in the other!!! it was manck

fixed it for you

GalwayKiefer

Valmont wrote: »

What a fine citizen you are, truly an asset to the country. If you said that to me, I'd tell you to go suck your dogs willy.

No pride in the the appearance of your area so? "My dog's sh*t is someone else's problem, let them deal with it." Lovely attitude to have.

SoupyNorman

Some idiot has a dog in their apartment in my complex, you'd swear she thinks she is living on 5th avenue with a tophat and tails doorman!

It's not the fact she has a dog that I mind so much, it's the fact that she lets the dog out into the courtyard in the dead of night to empty its skip.....

*queue the Rat poison.

Latchy

I think what really piss's a lot of people off is not just the dog crap on the street but when the fcuker does it outside your front gate .Like no dog has a right to crap outside a front gate but if it does have to be one ,then FFS let it be the dog that lives there .

On a more serious note ,somebody mentioned a pet spray for accidents in the home .I Think I read somewere that Jeys Fluid is supposed to be good for throwing the culprits of the scent ?

doctor evil

Dog **** should be picked regardless of where it was deposited. Nothing worse than getting it on foot, wheel or having to pick it out of a horses hoof!

With regards to horse and sheep poo, the are herbivores which is very different to carnivore poo. Horse poo can be safely handled by a pregnant woman.

andy1249

Getting on your high horse on these forums is all well and good , but make a habit of trying to tell people in Dublin to pick up **** is likely to get you the worst kicking of your life and would be damn near suicidal behaviour.

doctor evil

Not if you gallop off on your high horse

Latchy

Unless your a cop on the spot , you cant tell people to pick up dog crap, or dispose of their rubbish ,they have to want to do it .

You can of course politely. ask them to . They might tell you to fcuk off or at worst, kick the crap outta ya .

Black Swan

No dog crap to add to the natural spender of St Stephen's Green?

Stercus Accidit

Latchy wrote: »

LOL I am assuming you mean Howth ?

Upward Spiral wrote: »

He's obviously a member of the Rebel Alliance

Maybe if it was cleaner I'd have googled the placename!

Should have seen the at-at ****, disgraceful.

Phsyche

If the dog's cr***ed on the pavement I would definitely ask the owner to pick it up be it a poodle or a rottie.
Walking the kids to school every day is like being in a minefield!
Dog poop carries tons of diseases. The most common disease found in dog feces is Roundworm. Roundworm can cause blindness to children and could also be transferred to adults.

Stercus Accidit

Phsyche wrote: »

Roundworm can cause blindness to children and could also be transferred to adults.

But only if the parents let the child crap in the street, and and adult stands in it.