'BULLFROGS' & 'BLOW JOBS'

galwayrush

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune.

'Well,'? Said the clerk.

'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been Trained to give blowjobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,’ he said.

The woman thought it would be a great 'gag' gift, (pardon the pun) & what if it's true... no more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off!

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

'What the hell are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'

coldfire1x

very good

dh0661

Bullfrogs V's blowjobs - :eek: never in a million years

scooby the dog

a couple made a deal that who ever died first would come back and inform the of the afterlife. their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. after a long life the husband was first to go and true to his word he made contact?.. Mary! Mary! Is that you Fred!?
Yes I've come back like we agreed. "Whats it like"? Well i get up in the morning I have sex ,I have breakfast ,off to the golf course ,I have sex ,I bathe in the sun ,I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex till late at night. The next day it starts all over again. "OH, Fred you surely must be in heaven".
"Not exatly, I'm a rabbit in wicklow".

dh0661

scooby the dog wrote: »

I'm a rabbit in wicklow".

:rolleyes: LOL :rolleyes:

Podge2k7

Good stuff.!