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Man That Was Embarassing

  • 02-04-2009 6:57pm
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    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭


    Forum, this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. :o

    I was at my girlfriends house last tonight after the Ireland game, and after an hour or so i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the main bathroom. I was about to take a sh*t, and I remembered something someone on here had mentioned called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a sh*t facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. :D

    So when I was taking a sh*t, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a sh*t with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. :eek:

    My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. :eek: :eek:

    Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, she got scared and said You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought,
    Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

    :pac::pac::pac:


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