Going to the bathroom on the bike

blorg · 02-04-2009 2:02pm #1

Saw this linked from a Bikeradar thread earlier today, about ways to go during races.

alritelad · 02-04-2009 2:08pm

jesus! that's both hilarious and horrendous in equal measures!

Gavin · 02-04-2009 2:13pm

Hahaha. I wonder what the response would be if one of us did this whilst out on a group cycle. Most hilarious I suspect.

Chips Lovell · 02-04-2009 2:18pm

Saw that before. Hilarious, but got to be wind-up.

Vélo · 02-04-2009 2:18pm

Holy Sh1t!

Caroline_ie · 02-04-2009 2:23pm

LOL
I wndwer did she ever cycle with the same people again. I think I would have moved countries and changed my name ... ( no it's not me )

As for No 1, is quite tricky to do for a lady while cycling by the way.

blorg · 02-04-2009 2:26pm

el tonto wrote: »

Saw that before. Hilarious, but got to be wind-up.

I don't know, I think it is genuine... They are American. And triathletes

tunney · 02-04-2009 2:29pm

I can never make it up the stairs without falling off.....

blorg · 02-04-2009 2:30pm

Caroline_ie wrote: »

As for No 1, is quite tricky to do for a lady while cycling by the way.

The Bikeradar thread I got this from was a question on those lines.

BH2008 · 02-04-2009 2:36pm

As far as I remember Tom Simpson did something similar on one of the tour stages, they used to wear wool shorts back in them days too......gotta hurt! (That is remember from reading his book, not from being there!)

rottenhat · 02-04-2009 2:37pm

I remember one story about Kelly where he had one of his domestiques ride behind him holding out his cap so Kelly could crap into it...when they talk about the peloton being feudal, they're not speaking figuratively.

Chips Lovell · 02-04-2009 2:44pm

Kimmage has a story about Gred Lemond getting diarrhoea during the Tour. Lemond rode past him being shepherded by his domestiques with it rolling down his legs.

There's also a story about Bob Roll jumping behind a bush to take a quick crap during the Tour. Once he was done, he looked up to see a family having a picnic staring at him aghast.

Hungrycol · 02-04-2009 3:04pm

rottenhat wrote: »

I remember one story about Kelly where he had one of his domestiques ride behind him holding out his cap so Kelly could crap into it...when they talk about the peloton being feudal, they're not speaking figuratively.

I thought that was Pantini.

petethedrummer · 02-04-2009 3:48pm

Could there be another boards challenge in this?

niceonetom · 02-04-2009 3:52pm

rottenhat wrote: »

I remember one story about Kelly where he had one of his domestiques ride behind him holding out his cap so Kelly could crap into it...when they talk about the peloton being feudal, they're not speaking figuratively.

2 cyclists 1 cap?

I am so so sorry.