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Quick one

  • 02-04-2009 9:19am
    #1
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭


    The doctor was on his daily round of the mental asylum and had just entered the room of two of his long term patients. One was sawing imaginary wood into hundreds of pieces and the other was hanging upside down from the ceiling.

    "What are you doing?" the doctor asked the first man.

    "I'm sawing wood," he said, "isn't that obvious?"

    "Well, what's your friend doing?"

    "Oh, don't mind him, he thinks he's a lightbulb."

    "Don't you think you should help him down before all the blood rushes to his head?" continued the doctor.

    "What!" exclaimed the man, "and work in the fucking dark!"


Comments

  • #2
    Podge2k7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Lol good stuff.!:)


  • #3
    kev_s88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    oh dan you slay me with your jokes


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