Nell McCafferty

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Does anyone here have any time for that fool? I was forced to listen to her idiotic prattle on TV3's night news. She's totally ill-informed and what's worse she seems to have an open invite to pretty much every talk show in the country. Another typical Irish 'commentator' who in fact is an embarassment to the country. She won't/can't even listen to anyone else on the panels when she's on TV - does anyone actually like her waffle?

dublinario

I've known Nell for a good many years, and I can tell you, what she lacks in panel-etiquette, she more than makes up for in fellatio guile. So you take the good with the bad.

Mr.Lizard

She's like Eamon Dunphy except that I could see myself getting drunk enough to snog Eamo.

Sharpshooter

:eek:
Delete that post,are you drunk?

My name is URL

She looks like she has an odour about her. I don't think I've seen it on other people

deadhead13

dublinario wrote: »

she more than makes up for in fellatio guile.

I didn't think she was that way inclined.

dublinario

deadhead13 wrote: »

I didn't think she was that way inclined.

I was as surprised as anybody deadhead, I assure you. We had a couple of drinks, and then she suggested we have a bit of an oul' wrestle. 'Kinky,' I thought. Less so when she picked me up and executed a flawless DDT, compressing my spine and leaving me with a limp to this day.

I retaliated by giving her an Irish-whip, leading into a textbook pile driver that knocked out most of her natural teeth. I guess she thought she'd use the gumminess to her advantage. Down came my kacks, and bish-bash-bong, the rest is history.

stepbar

Lol, I seen her in Redmonds Off Licence (Ranelagh) on Monday night. I felt like saying "put yourself away, that picture in the paper did you no favours".

Sharpshooter

dublinario wrote: »

I was as surprised as anybody deadhead, I assure you. We had a couple of drinks, and then she suggested we have a bit of an oul' wrestle. 'Kinky,' I thought. Less so when she picked me up and executed a flawless DDT, compressing my spine and leaving me with a limp to this day.

I retaliated by giving her an Irish-whip, leading into a textbook pile driver that knocked out most of her natural teeth. I guess she thought she'd use the gumminess to her advantage. Down came my kacks, and bish-bash-bong, the rest is history.

For shame, you left out the Last Ride.:cool:

connundrum

She's always on Newstalk's Lunchtime show, where they actually encourage her to start ****in singin at the end of every show she's on.

I think its time to put this mule down.

dublinario

Sharpshooter wrote: »

For shame, you left out the Last Ride.:cool:

I tried several times to hoist her up for it Sharpshooter. After the sixth or seventh attempt, I got embarrassed, and it just fizzled out.

stepbar

dublinario wrote: »

I tried several times to hoist her up for it Sharpshooter. After the sixth or seventh attempt, I got embarrassed, and it just fizzled out.

Should have tried the Viagra.....

galwayrush

Shudders... saw nude pic of her... shudders........:eek:

stepbar

Actually I don't think Viagra would work

NSFW http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/images/2008/1108/1225925567804_1.jpg

Holy fcuking christ...... lol fcuking lol

NSFW BTW.

dublinario

stepbar wrote: »

Actually I don't think Viagra would work

NSFW http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/images/2008/1108/1225925567804_1.jpg

Holy fcuking christ...... lol fcuking lol

NSFW BTW.

Sometimes a photo just 'works', doesn't it? You can have your Angelina Jolies, your Nicole Kidmans, your Twinks, your Cindy Crawfords. Sure, they're beautiful, in a prosaic kind of way. But some times you just crave that extra umph, that only Nell McCafferty can bring. Why have steak when you can have Kamodo dragon?

Sharpshooter

dublinario wrote: »

I tried several times to hoist her up for it Sharpshooter. After the sixth or seventh attempt, I got embarrassed, and it just fizzled out.

Tut tut, a little bit of Latino Heat followed by the FU.

Seriously like.

I've seen her a couple of times on the late late show, I have no opinion either way.

OP, who was holding the gun to your head.
You can't be forced to listen to the news?
Isn't there a door in that room?
:pac:

GLaDOS

dublinario wrote: »

Why have steak when you can have Kamodo dragon?

I lol'd

deadhead13

dublinario wrote: »

Sometimes a photo just 'works', doesn't it? You can have your Angelina Jolies, your Nicole Kidmans, your Twinks, your Cindy Crawfords. Sure, they're beautiful, in a prosaic kind of way. But some times you just crave that extra umph, that only Nell McCafferty can bring. Why have steak when you can have Kamodo dragon?

How about your Enyas..........and you call yourself a stalker:rolleyes:

stepbar

dublinario wrote: »

Sometimes a photo just 'works', doesn't it? You can have your Angelina Jolies, your Nicole Kidmans, your Twinks, your Cindy Crawfords. Sure, they're beautiful, in a prosaic kind of way. But some times you just crave that extra umph, that only Nell McCafferty can bring. Why have steak when you can have Kamodo dragon?

Post of the day. LOL

dublinario

deadhead13 wrote: »

How about your Enyas..........and you call yourself a stalker:rolleyes:

It's funny you should say that deadhead. I'm sending this message from Enya's laptop. Don't worry, she's fine, sleeping soundly upstairs. I'm just going to tidy up for her, so that the house is immaculate when she wakes up. I'm (quietly) loading the dishwasher, polishing the sideboards, and taking some of her underwear home to be washed and inhaled.

marzic

I think auld Nell is getting steadily more bonkers with every passing year... cant just be old age, it must be something shes been eating.

Sharpshooter

dublinario wrote: »

I was as surprised as anybody deadhead, I assure you. We had a couple of drinks, and then she suggested we have a bit of an oul' wrestle. 'Kinky,' I thought. Less so when she picked me up and executed a flawless DDT, compressing my spine and leaving me with a limp to this day.

I retaliated by giving her an Irish-whip, leading into a textbook pile driver that knocked out most of her natural teeth. I guess she thought she'd use the gumminess to her advantage. Down came my kacks, and bish-bash-bong, the rest is history.[/quote]

marzic wrote: »

I think auld Nell is getting steadily more bonkers with every passing year... cant just be old age, it must be something shes been eating.

See above.;)

randylonghorn

She used to be better ... you mightn't actually agree with her, but she was worth listening to, and was often very humourous while still getting her point across.

She seems to have lost her edge to a great extent, and to think that if she is arguing / disagreeing she is also being controversial / edgy.

MikeStrutington

Saw this oul wan on the afternoon show earlier on. She thought she was revolutionary for announcing that the church is no longer relevant! Yeah we know missus. Hate when anybody talks about religion ever, never mind on a chat show! Its such a cheap and easy subject to destroy.