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31-03-2009 10:19am#1There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.
On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.
On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.
Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask whats wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? well, you'd be screaming too if you didnt have a driver!!!"
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There where 2 KERRYmen on a bulding site.
1 of them said "can you help me find my ear?"
The other man picks one up and said "is this it?"
The other man said "no, mine has got a pencil behind it"
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! :eek:5
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! :eek:
this one made me smile
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spudington16 wrote: »Yeah it was quite SUBTLE!! :rolleyes: lol Great jokes, though.
Well as i said in the previous thread the first two were for Donna and she IS from kerry so subtlety has to take a back seat ......;):D0 -
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