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Woman for hire!

  • 29-03-2009 8:35pm
    #1
    gollyitsolly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭


    To people who NEED me.


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  • #2
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Doing what exactly?


  • #3
    martinr5232
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭martinr5232


    Dont think you can advertise those kinda services on here.

    Try Adverts.ie :D


  • #4
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Yes please,can you clean?the missus is useless


  • #5
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Can you lift heavy objects?


  • #6
    gollyitsolly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭gollyitsolly


    Anything apart from sex which rules about 99.9 percant of boards users! I am unemployed about 70 per cent of my day and I figure I could be doing more worthwhile stuff with my time.


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  • #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    Anything apart from sex which rules about 99.9 percant of boards users! I am unemployed about 70 per cent of my day and I figure I could be doing more worthwhile stuff with my time.

    definitely the wrong forum for it then.;)


  • #8
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    handjob?
    i'll offer 3.50


  • #9
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    Anything apart from sex which rules about 99.9 percant of boards users! I am unemployed about 70 per cent of my day and I figure I could be doing more worthwhile stuff with my time.

    Do you use Bill Clinton's or Kenneth Starr's definition of sex?


  • #10
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    Anything apart from sex which rules about 99.9 percant of boards users!

    You assume 99.9% of us would want sex with out providing pics to prove those statistics? What kind of scientist ARE you!


  • #11
    gollyitsolly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭gollyitsolly


    I can lift anything, I can cean anything, I can paint anything...........


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  • #12
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    Anything apart from sex which rules about 99.9 percant of boards users! I am unemployed about 70 per cent of my day and I figure I could be doing more worthwhile stuff with my time.

    you don't make sense!


  • #13
    CyrildoSquirrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭CyrildoSquirrel


    Paint me a pictutre of a lovely horse. :D

    Set up a Boards.ie sub-site using collages of the more humourous threads/posts.

    Or set up a rival website :D


  • #14
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    I can lift anything, I can cean anything, I can paint anything...........

    Can you manage a quarter ton piece of teak?


  • #15
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    I need an essay done on...
    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    I can cean anything

    Oh, wait, nevermind.


  • #16
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    will y9ou kleen my bedroom and hand wash my cloths ,?


  • #17
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    I can lift anything, I can cean anything, I can paint anything...........
    Happy fecking days, i just moved into my new apt and need all of the above please. How much do you charge?


  • #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Can you assassinate people.. especially with piano wire?


  • #19
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Right now i have an itch that needs scratching, right in the middle of my back.

    Not very rewarding work, but i'd be grateful.


  • #20
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    We need pics,if u clean,,will you do it while naked?


  • #21
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    jackncoke wrote: »
    We need pics,if u clean,,will you do it while naked?

    Has to be naked, it's almost summertime.


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  • #22
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    Cunny-Funt wrote: »
    You assume 99.9% of us would want sex with out providing pics to prove those statistics? What kind of scientist ARE you!

    Yeah, it's more like 99.8% of ye that would hire on the basis of no pic required.


  • #23
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Has to be naked, it's almost summertime.
    Coat-hooks


  • #24
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    themadchef wrote: »
    Right now i have an itch that needs scratching, right in the middle of my back.

    Not very rewarding work, but i'd be grateful.


    of to the dorr frame with you so :p


  • #25
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    consultech wrote: »
    I need an essay done on...

    Mexicans are your best bet.. just use the word report inside of essay when you ask them to write it


  • #26
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Kiera wrote: »
    Coat-hooks

    I was thinking more of a place to park my bike.;)


  • #27
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I was thinking more of a place to park my bike.;)
    Ah but she might have a pert little bum like me ;)


  • #28
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    OP will you work for Kia Ora and be my dog

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjvJFNXkMgU


  • #29
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    Anything apart from sex which rules about 99.9 percant of boards users!
    I, for one, welcome our new sex overloards.


  • #30
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah but she might have a pert little bum like me ;)

    You Busy? lol:D


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  • #31
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah but she might have a pert little bum like me ;)


    Pics or its not true :D


  • #32
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Pics or its not true :D

    I will take her word for it.:D


  • #33
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I need a pair of Doc Martin's broken in if you can walk a couple of miles in them to soften the leather for me?

    Save me a few blisters!


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