How long does it take you to put

MonkeyTennis

the cover on a double duvet ?

no chat just average times

22 minutes

Senna

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

no chat

I'll chat if i fcuking want. Nice weather today.

X-Calibre

About 3/4 mins. Down from about 15mins though 5 years ago

AlmightyCushion

Duvet? Oh lah dee dah.

RandolphEsq

Just the cover? less than 2 minutes

Latchy

I hate changing duvet covers ,corners never goes were they should go .I refuse .

S.I.R

30 seconds - 2minutes....


its ALL in the technique....

MonkeyTennis

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Duvet? Oh lah dee dah.

your mum does it for you, doesnt she?

Kieo

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

the cover on a double duvet ?

no chat just average times

22 minutes

you must be male, it takes 2 mins

pseudonym1

You need to find the technique!!!

orestes

Senna wrote: »

Nice weather today.

Yeah, it was nice alright. You got any plans for tomorrow if it stays nice?

MonkeyTennis

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Duvet? Oh lah dee dah.

i get the theory, turn the duvet inside out, grab the corners etc etc

i still end up in a duvet cover tent getting waaaay tetchy

S.I.R

pseudonym1 wrote: »

You need to find the technique!!!

yeah


my duvet changing technique brings all the boys to the yard,


damn right its better then yours


id teach you but i have to charge

TestTransmission

I dont do it,thats what the missus is there for

magicianz

Lol im a guy and that means putting on duvet covers requires hours of testing and thinking, wide open space, full tool bench, pages upon pages of technical drawings and excessive amounts of heinekin! :-)

Tho thats all theory! it only takes me 2 minutes rly! Its defo all in the technique

Quazzie

I have it down to about three seconds. I tell herself it needs changing and it's done. Simple as.

pseudonym1

S.I.R wrote: »

yeah


my duvet changing technique brings all the boys to the yard,


damn right its better then yours


id teach you but i have to charge

Ha! Im sure I'd have it finished before you :P

foxy06

Bout 60 seconds on a double (with my shoes off)

monkeyfudge

I rubbish at it. My duvet has been coverless for some time.

MonkeyTennis

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I rubbish at it. My duvet has been coverless for some time.

ugh


curry...beer ..sweat.. *stops listing stuff*

S.I.R

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Ha! Im sure I'd have it finished before you :P

nobody finishes before me, ask any women ive ever been with.

tech77

Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is?
Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?
No.
What are we then?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Kieo wrote: »

you must be male, it takes 2 mins

Fembots out...

Takes about 15-30 seconds... if I want.

It's a pretty simple procedure.

Inside out, grab corners, pull.

RandolphEsq

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

i get the theory, turn the duvet inside out, grab the corners etc etc

i still end up in a duvet cover tent getting waaaay tetchy

On a bad day I get trapped in the inside out cover and just lie down and sleep for a while!

RandolphEsq

tech77 wrote: »

Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is?
Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?
No.
What are we then?

Horny!

magicianz

I smell business opertunity! A thing tht puts on duvet covers! :-)

MonkeyTennis

Im convinced the duvet doesnt want to go inside... liberate the the duvets!!!

Nightwish

I just put the covers on my king size and it took 4 mins.

minxie

15 seconds
lay cover flat on bed
both end corners in
pull up....
hey presto:D

S.I.R

why not just go to a hotel... ??


some hotels had a 20 quid a night offer....


add a fiver for johnnys and 20 for cheap beer and your laid...

dunworth1

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

your mum does it for you, doesnt she?

she sure does

ohanloj3

latchyco wrote: »

I hate changing duvet covers ,corners never goes were they should go .I refuse .

I won't sleep in the bed unless the corners are in the cover properly!its my pet hate!!

PrettyInPunk

it takes like a minute, as said before ALLLL about the technique

seanybiker

about 2 minutes. Its simple once ya get the technique right.

tech77

BrightEyes wrote: »

Horny!

Eh eh.
"Consumers"
Let's see what you could've won...

Snowie

about 5 minites its pretty easy...

Mossy Monk

I gave up trying to do it years ago

beks101

Oh God, YEARS

Ruu_Old

I just buy a new one every week, saves the hassle and stress.

Giblet

Who the **** changes their sheets? Sorry, but my missus loves the smell of urea soaked sheets with hairs.

Professey Chin

S.I.R wrote: »

why not just go to a hotel... ??


some hotels had a 20 quid a night offer....


add a fiver for johnnys and 20 for cheap beer and your laid...

You forgot the woman..........which we all dont have.
Ah fup off

S.I.R

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

You forgot the woman..........which we all dont have.
Ah fup off

who said anything about a women ??


nah quick look around the grand canal areaand you'll find a bike to ride.

Sam Vimes

I don't know if this is a common swedish thing but in my apartment anyway the duvet cover has a small hole in each top corner that you can put your hand through

You just stick your hands in, grab the corners of the duvet and let the cover drop. No problem at all getting it right to the corners

Genius!

The Sweeper

Takes me a good five mins to get it right. Then again, I'm seriously in love with my bed, so I have a king-sized duck down duvet that I'm wrestling in and out of the cover.

(Seriously in love with my bed. Would spend more money on sheets and duvets and pillows than I would on almost any other single item when buying.)

Joey the lips

To change a cover, Forever jesus I hate them I hate them more than Ironing. Infact I would rather Iron. Duvets sheets hate them especially the ones that are elastic and fold back at yeah

But LOVE my bed especially when the o/h is in it. The problem is about 2 in the morning so the kids love it as well

spurious

Sam Vimes wrote: »

I don't know if this is a common swedish thing but in my apartment anyway the duvet cover has a small hole in each top corner that you can put your hand through

You just stick your hands in, grab the corners of the duvet and let the cover drop. No problem at all getting it right to the corners

Genius!

Oh those Swedes...
Abba, IKEA and now this stroke of genius!

Sam Vimes

spurious wrote: »

Oh those Swedes...
Abba, IKEA and now this stroke of genius!

And dynamite. Don't forget that

IvySlayer

Takes me hours....I have a double bed all to myself. :pac:

Which also means a double duvet. I think my tactic is all wrong, I take the duvet off the bed, lie out the cover, then grab the corners of the duvet and go under cover and attempt to reach the corners, sometomes I fail, sometimes I succeed.

Sam Vimes

IvySlayer wrote: »

Takes me hours....I have a double bed all to myself. :pac:

Which also means a double duvet. I think my tactic is all wrong, I take the duvet off the bed, lie out the cover, then grab the corners of the duvet and go under cover and attempt to reach the corners, sometomes I fail, sometimes I succeed.

In the absence of genius swedish holes the best way is to turn the cover inside out, stick your hands in to the corners, grab the corners of the duvet and let the cover fall back the right way out. Simples

IvySlayer

Sam Vimes wrote: »

In the absence of genius swedish holes the best way is to turn the cover inside out, stick your hands in to the corners, grab the corners of the duvet and let the cover fall back the right way out. Simples

See, I'm a pretty arrogant bloke. I'm going to note your advice, which is probably the best way to do it, but I'm still gonna go with my strategy as I try to perfect my way :pac:

pseudonym1

S.I.R wrote: »

nobody finishes before me, ask any women ive ever been with.

Man Whore!