Female Jealousy

Blangis

Over the Christmas visiting period I noticed myself and my fiancee getting lost on several occasions as we drove to parts of Dublin that we didn't know too well. Then recently we found ourselves floundering around again a couple of times. It wasn't a big problem, and we never missed anything urgent or important, but I decided it was easily avoidable, so I got a GPS for my car.

My fiancee is jealous of it!

It speaks with a female voice, and is always right about which turn to take (of course). One day we were chatting in the car and the GPS came on to tell me to take a turn or something. I tuned out of what my fiancee was saying (for a milisecond) and she started to sulk. Then later on I made some remark about where we were, or where we had to go next - something completely innocuous - and she petulantly said "Why don't you talk to HER?" - meaning the machine.

I used to have it on all the time, just to check if the routes I am used to taking are actually the best ones, but now I keep it in the glove compartment unless I am going somewhere totally unfamiliar. And when I take it out I feel her tensing up and biting back comments about it.

I think this is just about as nuts as it gets. Anyone else have any experiences with jealousy gone mad?

seamus

Put a toilet plunger up her arse and stick her to your windscreen.

She'll be happy then.

Professey Chin

Because women are, in medical terms, batsh!t bonkers

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Dudess

http://www.holger-ackermann.info/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ist2_939409_bunny_boiler.jpg

That is seriously, seriously psycho ****. It's not the "usual" female jealousy/insecurity - well beyond that.

Latchy

No . Although I once drove with a female friend who prefered to go 8 miles out of her way while driving ,rather than be told by me there was a quicker route than the one she was taken .She got to were we were going half hr later . Think it was a control /ego thing with her more than anything . :rolleyes:

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

My girlfriend is jealous of my WILLY!!!

Latchy

Pnis envy has being covered before hasn't it ?

Blangis

Sam Cuddly Horse wrote: »

My girlfriend is jealous of my WILLY!!!

Penis envy was always just a phrase I had heard but never really considered the meaning of. But a friend has two small kids, a girl of about 3 and a boy about 18 months old. The boy has just discovered his wingwang and spends all his time playing with it. The little girl went crying to her parents that it wasn't fair, why doesn't she have one of those.

Latchy

Dont ya just love innocence ?

minxie

you could always change it to elvis or something
celeb

KTRIC

Sam Cuddly Horse wrote: »

My girlfriend is jealous of my WILLY!!!

She can play with mine if she likes

GirlInterrupted

Blangis wrote: »

I think this is just about as nuts as it gets. Anyone else have any experiences with jealousy gone mad?

This is as nuts as it gets.
I'd be very afraid of your fiancee.

Never, ever, stop and ask me for directions.:eek:

C.D.

OP, there I was thinking it was just me! One of my ex's took a serious disliking to my Sat Nav.. going so far as to call it robot whore!

Latchy

On the itn news the other evening about the guy who followed his sat nav instructions all the way and ended up going over a steep hill into a wall .Lucky for him no serious injury .

Blangis

minxie wrote: »

you could always change it to elvis or something
celeb

I actually don't think it's the female voice that she is jealous of. I think she resents the loss of her navigator status. Either way, it's pretty nuts!

minxie

Blangis wrote: »

I actually don't think it's the female voice that she is jealous of. I think she resents the loss of her navigator status. Either way, it's pretty nuts!

its pretty mad alright...
is the op allowed any friends at all :eek:

Blangis

C.D. wrote: »

OP, there I was thinking it was just me! One of my ex's took a serious disliking to my Sat Nav.. going so far as to call it robot whore!

Ha! So it is a common phenomenon!

Well if they ever invent a robot bin taker-outer, or fire lighter or whatever, I will welcome it with open arms, no matter how hunky it looks or how sexy its robo voice is.

Mc Love

I remember going on a trip to Dundalk, and because i had set the GPS for shortest distance instead of fastest distance, the female beside kept laughing saying it was wrong telling me to take every exit.

Wasnt laughing when i changed it back and was smooth sailing then!

Take that!

I also had to turn off the voice!

Captain-America

Them bitches do be crazy.

humbert

Unless she is doing it in jest you're engaged to a retard but I'm going to assume it's in jest.

Exneigh

If a girl is easily made jealous it's because she knows in her heart of hearts that she'd bang some other richer/better looking bloke in a heartbeat.

bad news for a lot of folk.. I'm sure.

masonman

It wouldn't have been so bad if you weren't "Ridin' it with your eyeeees"* :pac:

Seriously though, She probably misses the banter with just the two of ye in the car- that makes a road trip!...don't worry shes still crazy though




*Sidenote:Ah Tommy T, what has happened to you?

ejmaztec

When the OP's Fiancée finds out that there's a whore in the boot with a road-map, torch and microphone, there will be fucking hell to pay! :eek:

CreepingDeath

Blangis wrote: »

so I got a GPS for my car.

My fiancee is jealous of it!

It speaks with a female voice

My sister has a GPS system and you can download a load of different voices for it. She downloaded a "Yoda" voice and it was saying

"Take the next left you will"

Sounds class !

K4t

You'll sell anything with the force on your side.

dr.bollocko

I once had a satnav called Emily. Guided me through Paris in rush hour she did.
Bitch.

Mr.Lizard

All these cases of SatNav jealousy would be non-existant if the designers had done the sensible thing used the voice of the galaxys most famous navigator - Mr. Sulu from Star Trek
"Ahahaha, yes Captain, to get home take the second star to the right and drive straight on til morning."

Sam Cuddly Horse wrote: »

My girlfriend is jealous of my WILLY!!!

That's women for ya. Always making a fuss over the smallest of things.

Snowie

sounds like top gear to me youve been watching to much jermey go watch this morning or something sick induvidual

x in the city

Blangis wrote: »

Over the Christmas visiting period I noticed myself and my fiancee getting lost on several occasions as we drove to parts of Dublin that we didn't know too well. Then recently we found ourselves floundering around again a couple of times. It wasn't a big problem, and we never missed anything urgent or important, but I decided it was easily avoidable, so I got a GPS for my car.

My fiancee is jealous of it!

It speaks with a female voice, and is always right about which turn to take (of course). One day we were chatting in the car and the GPS came on to tell me to take a turn or something. I tuned out of what my fiancee was saying (for a milisecond) and she started to sulk. Then later on I made some remark about where we were, or where we had to go next - something completely innocuous - and she petulantly said "Why don't you talk to HER?" - meaning the machine.

I used to have it on all the time, just to check if the routes I am used to taking are actually the best ones, but now I keep it in the glove compartment unless I am going somewhere totally unfamiliar. And when I take it out I feel her tensing up and biting back comments about it.

I think this is just about as nuts as it gets. Anyone else have any experiences with jealousy gone mad?

what a freak, dump her and get a normal woman...

Abi

x in the city wrote: »

what a freak, dump her and get a normal woman...

Theres no such thing. Some of us cunning wimmins hide it better than others.

/pushes up bewbs and flicks hair

*evil smile*