Firemen

patmac

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when
he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders
hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied
to a dog and a cat.

The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look: 'That's a lovely
fire engine,' he says admiringly.

'Thanks,' says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices
the little girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar and
one to the cat's testicles.

'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you
how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog
and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f*cking siren,
would I?'

Homer

Me likey Pat Have some stars for Friday!

Podge2k7

Nice one Pat.!:D

kjt

Heard it years ago but brilliant joke! Thanks for the laugh