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Girl rips top.

i_love_toast · 2009-03-27 03:38:22

just back from a night out....bit of a rant here but to sum it up a mate of mine was chatting to this girl. i walked up just to join in the conversation like and i see her and she is a bit of a wet thing..pretty class but a bit scummy like!.so i join in and i see your one trying to pull my mates top off..i stop her and all…

27-03-2009 3:38am

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just back from a night out....bit of a rant here but to sum it up a mate of mine was chatting to this girl. i walked up just to join in the conversation like and i see her and she is a bit of a wet thing..pretty class but a bit scummy like!.so i join in and i see your one trying to pull my mates top off..i stop her and all of a sudden she rips mine in half!!i was shocked!!my favourite going out top is in half!!!!
i was so mad pissed off i wanted to hit her in the ge* but my natural self interviened and i decided to have it out with her on the dance floor...not the dancing kind but the"what the f*ck are you thinking kind!!"
i say it to her and she just laughs..i was like what the f*ck were you thinknig and she just laughs!!
At this piont i see she is wearing an absolute rag of a top with her tits hanging out...i thought for a second what if i just rip her top off but i glance over at her mates are a bunch of absolute scum who would have me stabbed in a second!!

i hate the scum in this country!!!GRRRRrrrr my favourite top Grrrrr!!!

/rant over//

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#2 27-03-2009 3:39am

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I was going to post something similar but there is no way I can TOP that story!

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#3 27-03-2009 3:40am

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i_love_toast wrote: »

At this piont i see she is wearing an absolute rag of a top with her tits hanging out...

How drunk were/are you, that's the first thing i'd notice

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#4 27-03-2009 3:41am

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i_love_toast wrote: »

just back from a night out....bit of a rant here but to sum it up a mate of mine was chatting to this girl. i walked up just to join in the conversation like and i see her and she is a bit of a wet thing..pretty class but a bit scummy like!.so i join in and i see your one trying to pull my mates top off..i stop her and all of a sudden she rips mine in half!!i was shocked!!my favourite going out top is in half!!!!
i was so mad pissed off i wanted to hit her in the ge* but my natural self interviened and i decided to have it out with her on the dance floor...not the dancing kind but the"what the f*ck are you thinking kind!!"
i say it to her and she just laughs..i was like what the f*ck were you thinknig and she just laughs!!
At this piont i see she is wearing an absolute rag of a top with her tits hanging out...i thought for a second what if i just rip her top off but i glance over at her mates are a bunch of absolute scum who would have me stabbed in a second!!
i hate the scum in this country!!!GRRRRrrrr my favourite top Grrrrr!!!
/rant over//

That is absolute failcakes, i would have murdered her!!! :mad:

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#5 27-03-2009 3:50am

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What's up with your spelling?

I take that back.I meant your Grammar.. I'm dyslexic like that.

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#6 27-03-2009 3:52am

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Exneigh wrote: »

What's up with your spelling?

vast amounts of alcahol perhaps or did you miss th apart where he said ive been out all night dancing

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#7 27-03-2009 3:54am

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

vast amounts of alcahol perhaps or did you miss th apart where he said ive been out all night dancing

So was I! so yes I did.. just felt I needed to take my drunk out on someone... bit like Ricks burgers after 10 sambukas!

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#8 27-03-2009 3:56am

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OP: You should make yourself some toast. You'll feel better.

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#9 27-03-2009 3:57am

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Rag week bit late this year?

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#10 27-03-2009 3:58am

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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Rag week bit late this year?

*dust ball blows across thread*

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#11 27-03-2009 4:00am

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Don't let the scum look fool you btw partner.. you see animals in nature who use aggressive scare tactics to hide the fact that they are useless bastards..

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#12 27-03-2009 4:03am

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Exneigh wrote: »

So was I! so yes I did.. just felt I needed to take my drunk out on someone... bit like Ricks burgers after 10 sambukas!

pffftttttt

*waves hand *

talk to me when you can drink 10 black sambukas and get the key in the door

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#13 27-03-2009 4:04am

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

pffftttttt

*waves hand *

talk to me when you can drink 10 black sambukas and get the key in the door

In the next life perhap! :pac:

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#14 27-03-2009 4:09am

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Exneigh wrote: »

In the next life perhap! :pac:

I got to 4 i cant get past it i just start getting woozzzy and chating up girls with boyfriends very bad thing to do :pac:

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#15 27-03-2009 4:14am

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*dust ball blows across thread*

Dust ball? Wtf? Didn't know how to spell tumbleweed?

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#16 27-03-2009 4:57am

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The best thing about this post by a mile is the self-censorship of the word "gee".

That made me laugh out loud, literally.

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#17 27-03-2009 7:08am

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It could be worse! Your mates could nick name you "Topper!"

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#18 27-03-2009 8:02am

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i_love_toast wrote: »

just back from a night out....bit of a rant here but to sum it up a mate of mine was chatting to this girl. i walked up just to join in the conversation like and i see her and she is a bit of a wet thing..pretty class but a bit scummy like!.so i join in and i see your one trying to pull my mates top off..i stop her and all of a sudden she rips mine in half!!i was shocked!!my favourite going out top is in half!!!!
i was so mad pissed off i wanted to hit her in the ge* but my natural self interviened and i decided to have it out with her on the dance floor...not the dancing kind but the"what the f*ck are you thinking kind!!"
i say it to her and she just laughs..i was like what the f*ck were you thinknig and she just laughs!!
At this piont i see she is wearing an absolute rag of a top with her tits hanging out...i thought for a second what if i just rip her top off but i glance over at her mates are a bunch of absolute scum who would have me stabbed in a second!!

i hate the scum in this country!!!GRRRRrrrr my favourite top Grrrrr!!!

/rant over//

What kind of gay ass top were you wearing that some young wan was able to rip it in half so easily?

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#19 27-03-2009 8:21am

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did you ever feel you wanted to hit the other sex in the overies over their scumness?

Ok I am guessing you are male , but that statement kind of sayw that both sexes have ovaries and if that is that case , I think we have bigger fish to fry than a ripped t-shirt . http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/junior.jpg

Now you have two options one , take the advice of not lowering yourself to others standards .
Two , rip the top off her.

We all hate scum I do , but a ripped top is nothing to me . It's a fiver, if you are not a snob . Now if she hit you , well different story . I would tend to be smarter though.

Btw A new forum has been set up to blow steam without prats like me ruining your anger buzz

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1193

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#20 27-03-2009 8:43am

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cHaTbOx wrote: »

Btw A new forum has been set up to blow steam without prats like me ruining your anger buzz

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1193

Am I the only one who wants that forum named Rabble Rabble?

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#21 27-03-2009 9:37am

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I would have ripped her top off! Would have been so fecking funny! Plus all the lads would be thanking you!:D

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#22 27-03-2009 9:56am

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i_love_toast wrote: »

i hate the scum in this country!!!GRRRRrrrr my favourite top Grrrrr!!!

Not often you hear a man whinge about the fate of his 'favourite top'....

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#23 27-03-2009 9:57am

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Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Am I the only one who wants that forum named Rabble Rabble?

A rant forum that enforces the fucking swear filter...Dear o dear....

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#24 27-03-2009 10:02am

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Was I the only one expecting a link to soft core porn.

Who wants to imagine your skinny pimply chest.

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#25 27-03-2009 10:08am

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Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Was I the only one expecting a link to soft core porn.

it had all the making of a great one, I love toast missed a wonderfull opportunity.....sounds like she was mad for cable...:)

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#26 27-03-2009 10:12am

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It's a 'top', get over it!

Why are you so upset, did you buy a handbag and shoes to match it and they are now redundant?

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#27 27-03-2009 10:38am

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Pub07 wrote: »

What kind of gay ass top were you wearing that some young wan was able to rip it in half so easily?

He was wearing one of these

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#28 27-03-2009 11:00am

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i_love_toast wrote: »

my favourite going out top

Ha Ha! You're a girl.

Guys don't have "tops". Let alone "Favourite going out tops".

Men have shirts and t-shirts. That's it.

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#29 27-03-2009 11:04am

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i_love_toast wrote: »

I was owned by a girl in front of an entire nightclub.

fyp

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#30 27-03-2009 11:13am

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on the dancefloor bumper to bumper
wait a second

where's me jumper!!

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#31 27-03-2009 11:19am

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Shoulda kicked her mates, in the face

Or tell the bouncers. To kick her in the face.

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#32 27-03-2009 11:33am

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Magnus wrote: »

Shoulda kicked her mates, in the face

Or tell the bouncers. To kick her in the face.

Banned. Trolling re-reg.

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#33 27-03-2009 11:38am

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Should have spit in her. I would have.

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#34 27-03-2009 11:38am

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i_love_toast wrote: »

she rips mine in half!!i was shocked!!my favourite going out top is in half!!!!

Good thing she didn't rip your favourite coming out top in half. I think you'll be needing it.

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#35 27-03-2009 11:42am

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Leonardo Tinkling Lifesaver wrote: »

Good thing she didn't rip your favourite coming out top in half. I think you'll be needing it.

Implied homosexuality. I see what you did there.

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#36 27-03-2009 11:46am

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I felt drunk reading the first few posts.

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#37 27-03-2009 11:51am

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Banned. Trolling re-reg.

Facekicker was a great troll.
I'm paying homage

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#38 27-03-2009 11:54am

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Being able to tell if someone is a scumbag, just by looking at them, we need less people like you in the world OP.

Sure the whore who ripped your top off is scum, but her mates may not be...

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#39 27-03-2009 11:57am

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should have taken her home and split her in two.

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#40 27-03-2009 12:05pm

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Esperanza Large Stretcher wrote: »

Being able to tell if someone is a scumbag, just by looking at them, we need less people like you in the world OP.

Of course you can tell a scumbag "out on the town" by just looking at them:
1. Overly tight pale blue jeans
2. Some sort of stripey jumper, worn over a shirt.
3. Sovereign ring(s)
4. Cuts on knuckles
5. Perhaps the reminants of a black eye
6. Half dazed look
7. Hunched over posture
8. Walks on toes, sort of slouched forward. As if momentum doing 90% of work
9. Whilst talking to mate has his face roughly an inch away from the other blokes. Looks like they are arguing, but they aren't.
10. Girlfriend looks like something out of Pans Labyrinth.

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#41 27-03-2009 5:23pm

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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Dust ball? Wtf? Didn't know how to spell tumbleweed?

*tumble weed subsequently follows smart ass comment*

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#42 27-03-2009 6:41pm

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So to sum up, you got beaten up by a girl and hid your rage until you got home. And then told Boards.ie about how you got beaten up by a girl.

Also, you 'had it out with her on the dance floor'. Was it a dance off?

Furthermore, I demand a punishment for misleading topic title and general failure as a post.

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#43 27-03-2009 6:43pm

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Can we have pics of a girl in a ripped top now, preferably with a lot on display

The teasing of the thread title just isn't fair

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#44 27-03-2009 6:48pm

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Maybe she is just a hulk hogan fan?

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#45 27-03-2009 6:53pm

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Did you buy your top from the pound shop?

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#46 27-03-2009 7:02pm

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Or did you just fashion it out of your dignity and self respect?

(Too far?)

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#47 27-03-2009 7:06pm

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i_love_toast wrote: »

just back from a night out....bit of a rant here but to sum it up a mate of mine was chatting to this girl. i walked up just to join in the conversation like and i see her and she is a bit of a wet thing..pretty class but a bit scummy like!.so i join in and i see your one trying to pull my mates top off..i stop her and all of a sudden she rips mine in half!!i was shocked!!my favourite going out top is in half!!!!
i was so mad pissed off i wanted to hit her in the ge* but my natural self interviened and i decided to have it out with her on the dance floor...not the dancing kind but the"what the f*ck are you thinking kind!!"
i say it to her and she just laughs..i was like what the f*ck were you thinknig and she just laughs!!
At this piont i see she is wearing an absolute rag of a top with her tits hanging out...i thought for a second what if i just rip her top off but i glance over at her mates are a bunch of absolute scum who would have me stabbed in a second!!

i hate the scum in this country!!!GRRRRrrrr my favourite top Grrrrr!!!

/rant over//

Cock blocking motherfcuker, you got what you deserved.

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#48 27-03-2009 7:12pm

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Op here and more or less sober!

ah no it was a polo shirt and she didnt rip it totally in half just ripped it half way down!
i wasnt bitching just what kinda scum just grabs someones top and rips in straight down for no reason at all???the top is now in the bin sadly it was un sow-able :(i really should of just ripepd her flimsy top off her it would of been great but then again my jeans would also have to be put in the bin after i get stabbed and covered in blood!!!!Grrrr

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#49 27-03-2009 7:13pm

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i_love_toast wrote: »

Op here and more or less sober!

ah no it was a polo shirt and she didnt rip it totally in half just ripped it half way down!
i wasnt bitching just what kinda scum just grabs someones top and rips in straight down for no reason at all???the top is now in the bin sadly it was un sow-able :(i really should of just ripepd her flimsy top off her it would of been great but then again my jeans would also have to be put in the bin after i get stabbed and covered in blood!!!!Grrrr

You really tried to sew it back together, didn't you?

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#50 27-03-2009 7:15pm

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I think there's a law against ripping a girl's clothes off too.

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#51 27-03-2009 7:19pm

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What is a "wet thing"?

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