Wierdest Question ever

Dusty87

Hi, not sure if this goes here or not. will probably be moved.
Im not a freak but this has been bothering me for a while.

Anyway, is it physically possible to not fart?
Wierd i know but here is why i ask.
My girlfriend of over a year now puts it down my neck that she never farts and cannot remember ever doing so. I find this very hard to believe, but having said that, ive never heard one or smelled one off her. I told her it was physically impossible but im not sure. Its not like she would be embarrest or anything as we are both very comfortable in front of each. I would have thought that if you couldnt pass wind you would have stomach pains. I want someone to prove me wrong.
Thanks
PS Dont think im a freak, just didnt know where else to go.

2Scoops

It's certainly possible to 'hold it in' when you're out and about, but follow her into the bathroom when she's taking a dump and you will hear a fart, if you so wish. :pac:

Rabies

She does. She has. She'll do it again.

Dusty87

Im not that comfortable with her yet lol:D
So it is physicallly impossible. Wait till she finds out i posted this here ha

Vorsprung

Rabies wrote: »

She does. She has. She'll do it again.

+1

taram

It's a by-product of the digestion process, either she eats nothing or she's unique!

seanybiker

I nearly kille dme misses with seanygas a few night agoa dn asked me how can I fart easily upto 40 time sa day. I thoughtt hat was nromal. She says she might do 6 a week max. With her 3 years and only ever heard her do two. It was funny. Little womans farts was all. Well her been a woman explains it but she should be more like me and savour the experience. Push man push.

Capt'n Midnight

maybe if you ate an awful lot of activated charcoal ? :pac:

just give her a big feed of beans

mahamageehad

This thread is a disgrace.........

Dont ya know that girls dont fart and rarely burp??

O and we excrete roses!!

Gazza22

If she doesn't during the day, she most certainly does while sleeping when her body relaxes. I'm sure you have "Smelled one off her" subconsiously

tenacious-me

Sry!
She has to! Physiologically impossible otherwise!

Dr Galen

SBD all the way

kelle

Maybe she follows one of Dr Gillian McKeith's books. According to Gill, your farts won't smell if you follow her diet sheets!

Doctor DooM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

Doctor DooM

Oh, and in all seriousness, if you want the real answer, it's in the last 10 seconds of that video.